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March 21, 2026

Murderer Mayor - Pembroke, New York

This week, in Pembroke, New York, a man is found walking the streets, covered in blood, wearing all camoflauge, with a white hood. He's also carrying a large lug wrench & other odd objects, but he refuses to tell police why is so bloody. This man also happens to be a major party's candidate for the upcoming mayoral election. This all leads to finding another man is found in frozen pools of blood, in his own driveway... who happens to be the possible future mayor's business partner. Some strange evidence leads to a crazy court case, and even crazier election!!

Along the way, we find out that corrections officers can be as crime ridden as criminals, that when you're covered in blood, in public, you should probably have an excuse ready to go, and that before you vote for a mayor, you should really do a deep dive on whether, or not he's a murderer!!

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Comments (38)

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Danny Hill · May 16, 2026

Thank you guys! You are the best doing it!

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Jared Franzen · April 3, 2026

I got lost bc of the amount of Larry Larry’s😂

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Amy Sousa · March 28, 2026

The fact that he keestered some contraband on his way in was absolutely wild to me 😂

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Shane Vaul · March 26, 2026

Bonus Episode idea: dead or incarcerated people who have won elections

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Brandy Camren · March 26, 2026

You guys, there are still plenty of mini vans in almost every brand.

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Joe B · March 25, 2026

Scott Doll wasn’t getting along with his son? Of course, the most effective way to remedy that is to accuse the son of a murder Scott committed.

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Jeremy Hislop · March 24, 2026

In California if you want to a police officer all you have to do is graduate academy. When being a sheriff's deputy your first 2 years are working in county jail. State prison officers work for CDCR and are not regular police/deputies.

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Tracey · March 23, 2026

I watch the episode on Netflix and then listen again later on Patreon.......I may have a problem.😁

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Steve Koss · March 23, 2026

You guys are Awesome 👌 👏 👍

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Damon Stephens · March 23, 2026

Nope. We all just listened to our 4th amendment being stripped away.

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Kelly Petro · March 23, 2026

Damnit I have a windstar lol 😂

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Heather · March 23, 2026

I worked with a woman who was a Kiwanis member. They distributed new books to kids to promote reading (that were stored in a dental warehouse that belonged to another member 😆). But I don’t know if that was just her chapter.

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Cory Dyani · March 22, 2026

I think one thing we can all agree on is that it is YOUR responsibility to assess how much blood you’re covered in before interacting with the police, and to assume they’re going to ask about it, right? 😂

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Kendra Davis · March 22, 2026

Just recently a man won the GOP primary for sheriff who is awaiting trial for murder. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/arkansas-man-charged-murder-wins-gop-primary-sheriff-election-rcna261736

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Planet Tyler · March 24, 2026

They love their criminals!

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Stephen T · March 22, 2026

Is bidding still open on the Pink Floyd Laser Experience raffle basket? Asking for a friend.

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Dawn · March 22, 2026

I'm fortunate enough to wear headphones at work and listen to whatever TF I want. Y'all are my sanity! Wanted to let you know I watch you on Netflix with my husband even though I already heard it to help you keep that Netflix $. Rock on James & Jimmie! Rock on 🎸

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Stephen Watts · March 22, 2026

Not as weird but my weirdest election experience was at the recent Irish presidential election, one of the candiates, a GAA manager, Jim Gavin had to pull out as it came out he owed a former tenant a tonne of money and had threantened him with defamation on various occasions and was a pretty nasty landlord. The problem was the ballot paper was already printed which meant he was still in the ballot on election day, which meant he could have still technically won.

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Girth Brooks · March 22, 2026

I love small town murder as much as Jimmy loves acreage that comes with property for sale, and that’s a lot.

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A. LeBrasseur · March 22, 2026

Wow. My hometown did it right.

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Abbie Bateman · March 22, 2026

When you said Todd Skeet I just about lost my fuckjng mind

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Zach Hollander · March 22, 2026

Wooooooooooooooooo

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James Mole Jr. · March 22, 2026

1st: Pontiac Aztec isn’t a mini-van 2nd: mini vans a sick af, my wife has an odyssey, I have a 05 Astro, and we have a full size sprinter. Vans rule

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Combos · April 7, 2026

I lived in a Prius. Vans are at the top of my list

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Shadow Guardians Paranormal · March 22, 2026

Above the second knuckle is your hand, offense marks. Below the second knuckle is finger tips, defense.

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Em · March 21, 2026

"Hard-boiled-egged his brain." 👌

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Kellie Gillespie · March 21, 2026

Living in a small town in NY… a lot of our friends are COs and they cannot operate as police officers while off-duty. That would be a nightmare🤣

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Dale Oren · March 21, 2026

Episode #563 The Major Murders, similar alliteration... same town name Pembroke. (Kentucky) I have too much time...

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Morgan · March 21, 2026

But where was JOSH!?!

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Morgan · March 21, 2026

Lol, just got to the end. Nvm

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Ryan Bear · March 21, 2026

Speaking of the town's original name, Batavia, this is a worthwhile topic for a bonus episode. It would probably be a two-part series minimum, but 120 people were murdered after a mutiny and shipwreck in the 1600s

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Carey Turner · March 22, 2026

That does sound interesting!

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Saranoh · March 21, 2026

I'm going to tell people I'm from "Oakland" now (it's Oakfield!) 😆 Love hearing an episode from my home area!

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Dan W · March 21, 2026

Go Oaks

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Shadow Thomas · March 21, 2026

Right outside my town Rochester. Good Ole Dumptown USA!

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SilverHairedMiddleAgedTuxedoMask · March 27, 2026

Rochester The Armpit Of New York

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Aric · March 21, 2026

Comment cherry fool!

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Aric · March 21, 2026

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