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March 17, 2026

Drink Away The Debt - Adrian Peterson - Part 3

This week, we finish up with Adrian, as he is starting to get a little bit too old to be an effective running back, but he's just the right age to go into massive amounts of debt, and get arrested, about once a year. He drives poorly while drinking, causes a delay on an LA to Houston flight, after he has to be removed from the plane, and is charged with domestic violence. He also still claims to hit his kids with a belt, and is in so much debt, that interest alone is thousands of dollars, every day! Will he get it together, or is this his future???

Pile 4 more people into your car, after you've been drinking, open up a gym, when you're millions of dollars in debt, and make sure that everyone knows that you still hit your kids with Adrian Peterson - Part 3!!

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Comments (26)

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Ryan Fenton · June 10, 2026

Dwayne Haskins would be a short Crime in Sports episode haha

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Kristin Schmidt · April 15, 2026

I have a signed field jersey from his rookie year with the Vikings. Guessing it’s worth nothing now. lol

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Becky Ceszyk · April 5, 2026

God, I hate Jake Paul. I might be wrong, but I will never admit it, and I will never not wholeheartedly believe the fight with him and Tyson was legit. I still cannot believe that no talent ass clown won. It had to be a set up.

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Don Roberts · March 27, 2026

Sha'Carri Richardson

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LeBanon James · March 19, 2026

Didn’t realize how bad he got 😂

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Kim Welter · March 19, 2026

Duane Haskins was a quarterback at The Ohio State University, he was pretty good and you'd probably know his name if he didn't get killed by a truck.

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Erika Fultz · March 19, 2026

Perhaps a category for "worst at finances" should be added to the scummies?

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Grace Luterek · March 19, 2026

When a "private matter" happens in public, it's no longer private.

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Kristin Smith · March 18, 2026

Jimmie, are you stoned?

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Daniel Barbier · March 18, 2026

I’m surprised in the mistaken identities you didn’t mention Adrian Peterson director of student-athlete development at Georgia Southern University, who was an NFL running back from 2002-2009 who played for the Chicago Bears.

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Smalls (smallenoughtofit) · March 18, 2026

The best thing Jake Paul is doing for boxing is allowing boxers to punch Jake Paul in the face without getring in trouble

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Jackie Chastain · March 18, 2026

When Jimmy says, ‘we’re crazy’ ‘go fuck yourself’ at the beginning of the episode. He is on fire!! I love you two.

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Combos · March 18, 2026

Poor Titans... We are such an ass franchise minus 2k yard backs. That and receivers past their prime.

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biggidy2555 · March 18, 2026

Trump endorsed Jake paul last week 😅😅🤡🤡

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Jessica Schafer · March 18, 2026

Austin mcbroom is a fascinating trainwreck. Was sued by Beverly hills, was sued for not paying boxers, had a family youtube channel, was caught cheating, had a bunch of meltdowns on Snapchat, harassing exs, rape allegations, extortion...its just an embarrassing life lol

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JoBu · March 17, 2026

Meh. Outside of the heinous kid beating and potential alleged spouse abuse…..not so bad. Haha

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Brian Fondurulia · March 17, 2026

Honestly it’s painful to hear ways happened to him. When I knew this guy he was a great guy that was sober and just a nice guy. Will confirm though…. Degenerate gambler.

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Tyler Raco · March 17, 2026

RIP Dwayne Haskins

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Craig Ruston · March 17, 2026

Why not mention Adrian Peterson chicago bears running back?!?!?!

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Charlie · April 16, 2026

I came to say this! Lol. It fits the exact purpose of the "feel bad for..." segment. Missed opportunity for sure.

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Chas Williams · March 17, 2026

On men approaching women in the gym and in general - I’m glad my pops let me know “not every woman wants you - they’re going about their lives…” 🤣

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Jessica Schafer · March 18, 2026

Also proves a point why theres women only gyms 😂

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Jesse · March 17, 2026

The Vikings signed Kyler Murray

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Zach Tuttle · March 17, 2026

When naming sprinters I was surprised not to hear Usain Bolt 😂

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Hugo Kinnaird · March 17, 2026

Or CIS alum Oscar Pistorius

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Zach Hollander · March 17, 2026

Wooooooooooooooooo