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March 16, 2026

Wine Drunk In The Bathroom, Impolite Translations, A Gigantic Crackhouse Of Permeating Despair

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an apparently filthy Denny's, where dead animals may be in the vents, and the servers have to get wine drunk to cope. A 7-11 store in a very unlikely place, where even the local tradition of politeness can't overcome the need to be rude. A store that is descibed as a "gigantic crackhouse", where the "feeling of despair permeates" & much more!!

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Comments (49)

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Kristen · August 10, 2026

Hi I see

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Nancy · April 20, 2026

I have to be the ONLY person in America who lives near and goes to a pretty decent Walmart lol I live in mid-Iowa in a 70,000 person town called Ames, and the town and the Walmart never disappoint. Also, I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

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Sloane H · April 6, 2026

The Japanese 7-11 is actually called 7 and i Holdings and it’s fabulous! All of them offer hot food and the premade sandwiches, sushi, etc. are put out every two hours. It’s amazing!

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Nicole Alpeter · March 26, 2026

Jennifer Connelly is STILL gorgeous. And yes, Paul Bertrand is doing just fine!

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Sarah Sherlin · March 20, 2026

“Bitch you need milk” is my new favorite Jimmie phrase!

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April · March 20, 2026

Ahhhh!!!! I’m so excited you did a 7-11 in Japan!!!! They’re so good usually there. Haha

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Chevy · March 23, 2026

7-11 in Hawaii is similar

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Amie Dockett · March 19, 2026

You guys should review the Walmart in Barstow, California. I compare my Bay City Michigan. Walmart is being Beverly Hills Walmart compared to what the barstool one is I think it gives us Flint one a good running for its money and I’ve been to this Walmart

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Win · March 19, 2026

Nobody goes to Dennys, you END UP at Dennys

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Erika Fultz · March 18, 2026

I need a "bitch, you need MILK!" t shirt!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Jordan Roark · March 18, 2026

So my brother and cousin went to Japan. They ate 1/2 their meals from 7/11s. They are way better over there than the US.

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Chevy · March 23, 2026

Only in Hawaii, our 7-11s are similar to Japan

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Wickedspades · March 18, 2026

Paul Betany is Vision from the mcu funnily enough

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Chevy · March 23, 2026

Came here to say this. "He must be doing well" He voiced Jarvis and plays vision and evil vision

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Janna Bauernfeind · March 17, 2026

Here in Colorado, there is a statewide system for controlled substances, so you can’t really “doctor shop,” as they can tell where, when, who prescribed it, if you’ve had a controlled substance script filled and they will NOT fill it unless you’re down to 2 or days (28 days since your last prescription) UNLESS your doctor changes your dosage to a higher dose. It’s a system that “works” but there are sometimes where your son accidentally throws away your medication (oops) and you literally have to beg a doctor and a pharmacy to get your meds. So, it’s and interesting system. However, I never understood why an insurance company will deny to cover a medication that your doctor prescribes. Like, no. My doctor isn’t prescribing this for fun!

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MARTHA · March 17, 2026

Masticating to the point of no return is crazy.

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Tim · March 17, 2026

Japanese convenience stores (コンビニ) are awesome. Funny thing is two of the biggest (Lawsons and 7-11) were originally American brands that Japan greatly improved upon, in Japan anyway Japanese online review ratings do tend to be lower than US ratings… arguably more honest, since in the US anything under 4 is usually a disaster. 3 stars in Japan is more “average / fine” Also Denny’s in Japan is amazing.

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Marillion · March 17, 2026

I work at the Flint Wal-Mart! Man, I was really hoping to hear a co-worker's name mentioned, because we have people who put in enough effort to either make a 5 star or 1 star review. Couple of things: Phone sellers are a separate vendor. Door greeters are supposed to ask to see your receipt if you have unbagged merchandise but can not demand it and can not delay you if you refuse to show it. Just be respectful, say no thank you, and move on if you don't want to show it.

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Chrissy Pinheiro · March 17, 2026

I was a waitresses 3rd shift .. weekend's at a Dennys... 🤣🤣 anything you hear.. believe it!

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Melody Harris · March 17, 2026

The Showa era (1926–1989), named after the emperor of the time, produced some of the coolest stuff.

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Liz Rutherford · March 16, 2026

Moons Over My Hammy is great food when you're drunk at 2:30 am.

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Callie Beagley · March 16, 2026

Hey, if anyone ever prints ⭐ Bitch, you need milk. on a hand towel, I will buy it.

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Kristi B Green · March 16, 2026

I worked at WaHo back in the early 2000's and they had salads but it doesn't surprise me at all that they no longer have them

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Cara · March 16, 2026

Jimmie - "no, that's not a place I'm not coming in there." James- "This fucking guy..." <3

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Jay Little · March 16, 2026

Paul Bettany is Jarvis from Ironman, Vision in Avengers, and the hype dude in First Knight.

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Maxandra · March 17, 2026

He was Chaucer in A Night's Tale. Excellent actor.

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Alexis Brooks · March 16, 2026

Listened to this whilst smoking on the street outside my job, in my uniform.

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Matressa, Countess of Whorington · March 16, 2026

Ive contacted the big convenience store chain in my area to alertnthem that the employee was out front, lounging on the hood of his car smoking and hanging out with friends. I guess im a perk, but if that were my store id be pissed.

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Alexis Brooks · March 16, 2026

Maybe it's his break time. Or lunch break.

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Stephen Watts · March 16, 2026

Showa era was the emperors before, during and after World War 2 can't help beyond that

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Matressa, Countess of Whorington · March 16, 2026

"The road is narrow so you cant park your car for long" THE PEARL IS IN THE LIVER!

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Ashley V · March 16, 2026

Japanese 7-11 and any of their convenience stores are incredible! Lawsons is my personal fave. I ate to-go food from there for a week and it was incredible. 5 ⭐️ 🥲

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Ashley V · March 16, 2026

also the Shōwa era was like the 20s til the late 80s. When it was acceptable to smoke anywhere lol

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Dylan · March 16, 2026

You all should review "the ghettomart". It is a Walmart near me that is honestly fine, but its reputation got Google to redirect to that specific Walmart. It has its own security team so I bet it has good reviews.

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Ashley V · March 16, 2026

Ghettomart hahaha we have a Targ-hetto in my hood.

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Tracy Poetz · March 16, 2026

The company that makes the electric carts for Walmart is called Amigo. And fun fact the clothes are preserved in formaldehyde when they ship them to the stores. So that’s probably part of the smell Jimmie smells in the store

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Matressa, Countess of Whorington · March 16, 2026

Ooohhhh groooosssss. Always wash before wearing

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OMAR GOBBY · March 16, 2026

7-11 in Japan is a transformative experience! And a Japanese conglomerate owns 7-11, even the American ones

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Jocelyn · March 16, 2026

Yep! 7 11 is Japanese not American.

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Mirissa Misiowiec · March 16, 2026

OMG, I had my first date with my oldest daughter's father at a Denny's back in 1999. That should have been the first red flag.

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Veronique Elwood · March 16, 2026

Japanese 7/11 are known to be incredible with amazing foods and drinks. Countless YouTube videos dedicated to them. This has to be a very badly run location

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Jenna Augustine Atwater · March 16, 2026

'You weren't going to buy that many magazines, you fuckin liar!'

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Dforbes · March 16, 2026

Hilarious like always 👍🏻

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Angie · March 16, 2026

Speaking of Jacksonville, FL… y’all need to come here!

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Ashley Jylland-Hade · March 16, 2026

Paul Betanny is Jarvis/Vision in The Avengers

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Samantha Collins · March 16, 2026

“Bitch, you need MILK!” Killed me. 5 mins in lol

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Kramer and his Cougar MILF · March 16, 2026

😂😂😂 I Danny Thomas spit taked my latte

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Melissa Dickinson · March 16, 2026

Paul Bettany is Vision in the Avengers movies!

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CINESCREEN STUDIOS LLC - Producers of MASH-UP Companion Podcast to Web Series · March 16, 2026

I kept yelling, “He plays Vision in The Avengers!”