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The Queen Of Paintball, The Alleged Scam Of The Century, Rubbing You The Wrong Way (1 of 2)
March 2, 2026

The Queen Of Paintball, The Alleged Scam Of The Century, Rubbing You The Wrong Way

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an indoor paintball facility, where people say that a certain "old lady" rules over the premises with an iron fist, angering all she encounters. A rent to own store, where you may expect increasingly aggressive text messages for late payments, not to mention the internet history billboards. An apartment complex, where you can expect "wildlife interaction", but in your living room & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Milita DeMorrow (kwiklip) · March 22, 2026

This is how my mom got our microwave and other things back in the day until she figured it out. Minnesota outlawed this type of rent to own scam decades ago and they packed up and left the c state. Don't be fooled. They make their money off of the poor, not short term rentals.

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Jennifer Bon · March 20, 2026

😂😂😂 my 2 yr nephew is named Zander 😂😂😂😂

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Kathleen Irving · March 14, 2026

My kids father (who is a total piece of shit) went to a rent a center and rented almost an entire house full of furniture. I talking about living room, bedroom, appliances, the works. He used me as a reference without me knowing. They call me because he only made the initial down payment and then never paid another dime. They said they went to the house and he was gone and the house empty. The man said he wanted his furniture. I just laughed. I said I never gave him permission to use me as a reference and i haven't spoken to him in a long time. If they had called I would have told them don't even let that man rent a pencil. Knowing him he probably sold it all and ran with the money. Which they found out later was exactly what he did.

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January · March 12, 2026

I was laughing so hard while I was waiting to pick my granddaughter up from school (break for punctuation), that another parent came over to see what was so funny 😂 Another new listener!! If I could give you 6 stars, I would.

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Beth Sophia · March 11, 2026

"Communication" for a massage isn't a conversation. It's "any injuries I should know about? Firm or light pressure? Is there somewhere specific you want me to focus on?" It does sound like this setting is much more like a nail salon, where I am just fine with people talking, especially in another language. If you want relaxing go to a proper massage place.

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Benjamin Fleming · March 8, 2026

As a Missourian, 100% agree on our weather. It's the worst. This winter in particular has been brutal with the swings which just breeds waves of sickness.

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Mishka Wolfy · March 7, 2026

Wow it took me back when you were talking about bowling. Hubby and I won the league tournament 3 out of 4 years we played 24 years ago. Well ...tried bowling 2 days ago and kept gutter bowling 😂. Crap score by both of us.

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Kathi Fair Pelliccione · March 7, 2026

Hey what happened to the personal item of the week?

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Combos · March 7, 2026

If you want a stripper to actually try to pretend to give a s*** about you join the military at 18 go to a strip club with your high and tight and get one pregnant. It worked for me until she exercised her right of choice, and who the f*** could blame her. I certainly wasn't worth a goddamn then! Like the STDs in Bragg, Airborne!

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Combos · March 7, 2026

BAH is quite the move on some ladies.

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Jackie Goetz · March 6, 2026

I have a coworker that is a professional paint ball player. Yes. Professional And yes. He is a weirdo, but the most amazing weirdo ever.

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BJ Lowe · March 6, 2026

🤣Damn, I wish I worked at the RAC in Poughkeepsie and I promise we are not that bad as a company.

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Jessica Cagnolatti · March 6, 2026

We cut calluses all day at work, while we talk to our co-workers lol

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Brendan Dumas · March 5, 2026

"Pain in a toe, turned out to be gout" 😂

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Jason · March 6, 2026

Jimmie share the same birthday (2/22), seem roughly the same, and I, too, have gout. Get your diverticulitis checked Jimmie!

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C · March 5, 2026

Bring back the personal item!

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Renata · March 4, 2026

NO GLUE TRAPS!!!!!!! That’s so fucked up!!!!!

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Chas Williams · March 4, 2026

These last few YSO have been GOLD 🤣

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Nikki Batchellor · March 4, 2026

Did they recently get sued or something?? A lot of”allegedly” lately haha

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Benjamin Fleming · March 8, 2026

Gonna bet its because they are working with Netflix now. Corporate lawyers. Edited. They don't work for them, my apologies.

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Donnie King · March 4, 2026

I really hope they go to that Rent-A-Center and tell us about it in the next episode.

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Donnie King · March 4, 2026

Me and James could definitely bond over our fathers similarities.

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Valkyrie Melancon · March 4, 2026

Why did the personal item reviews stop? I miss those, they were hysterical!

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Zach Hollander · March 4, 2026

Wooooooooooooooooo

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Kenny Custen · March 4, 2026

I've listened to every YSO episode weekly and this is one of my favorites.

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Chas Williams · March 4, 2026

Nice! My fave was last week 🤣

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Autumn Allen · March 4, 2026

The paintball is sadly not in MO but in MI It would make allot more since if it was from Missouri, our old folks are so big on ‘respect’

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YeCrustModifier · March 3, 2026

Those Rent-A-Center comments reminded me of the movie, The Pope of Greenwich Village. “Charlie, they took my thumbs. THEY TOOK MY THUMBS!” 🤣🤣🤣

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nikela s · March 3, 2026

Nothing beats listening to James rant. These guys have been keeping me sane at work. Anyone else have a boss who is a lazy asshat?

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Adrienne Brant · March 3, 2026

As a Discover Card employee, I don't know when I laugh harder - when James goes on a Discover rant or when I think about James ranting about Discover when I'm on an Acceptance call 🙈 I feel like there is an origin story here that I demand to know.

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SilverHairedMiddleAgedTuxedoMask · March 3, 2026

I rent-a-centered a PS3 for $35 a week back when GTA4 came out and I was still stuck with a PS2 and didn't regret a single penny of that. They even included Sonic 2006 for free as part of it so I had something shitty to play too.

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M · March 3, 2026

I was drinking water and spit it out when James said the customer was massaging his brother 😂

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Gail 10-A · March 3, 2026

Thank you for the cheap rant. Very helpful

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Gail 10-A · March 3, 2026

I HATE CHEAP!! Yes!! I especially HATE being at the wrong end of the cheap - where we get stuck with the bill or worse - end up at the same table with the server is treated like shit. I just know I will have the plate that will be spit on. Ugh

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The Jex Of All Trades · March 3, 2026

chubby latina mamacitas Volume 12😭😭😭

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Chrissy Pinheiro · March 3, 2026

Hey! My sons name is Zander 🤷‍♀️🤣

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Laurie Katherine · March 3, 2026

It’s a great name!

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Teamrocket · March 3, 2026

Yall are so cute. Thanks for the entertainment!

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Zander Burden · March 3, 2026

“People are really named Zander, huh” 😂

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Chrissy Pinheiro · March 3, 2026

My son's a Zander 🤷‍♀️

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Liz Rutherford · March 3, 2026

Great, now all can think of is Jimmie filing all of his skin off of his feet 🤢 😂

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Alyse Christensen · March 3, 2026

Cannot wait for the side quest review

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Michelle Barker · March 2, 2026

Think that paintball park is in Michigan. But it probably sucks either way.

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70Boss302 · March 2, 2026

The old lady at paintball is 100% named Loretta.

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Jen Ward · March 2, 2026

After using porta potties in basic training, I refuse to step into another one again. That was 21 years ago 😂

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YeCrustModifier · March 3, 2026

Going to open air music festivals very quickly taught me to bring my own toilet paper and multi surface cleaning wipes, for the toilet itself 😨

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Bonnie Hunt · March 2, 2026

I almost wrecked my car listening to Jimmy talk about his feet. I was laughing and trying not to throw up at the same time🤣

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YeCrustModifier · March 3, 2026

I tried doing the same thing with a Leatherman tool, the amount of shavings you end up with is unreal 🤣

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Amy Easton · March 2, 2026

You've outdone yourselves again, fellas. Well done!

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Simone Claxton · March 2, 2026

Jimmie !!!!! Try O’Keefe’s Healthy Feet !!! It comes in a little round blue tub. Stay consistent and it works like a miracle. My feet build up with a crazy amount of dead, dry, cracking, bleeding skin and this stuff completely fixed it. I’m still shocked by how well it works

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Erin Nicole · March 2, 2026

I've been in a position in the past where the only way I could get furniture was through payments at RAC. Payment due on Friday, Friday was payday and I got paper checks, so I would have to go after work with cash. The manager started showing up at my work to collect the payment every Friday instead of waiting until after 5 pm when I got off. 🤦‍♀️

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Joelene Arnold · March 2, 2026

Omg so funny

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Lindsey Meyer · March 2, 2026

Dude I get James point about paying for certain self care services. I’m a 44 year old woman and I’ve never had a mani/pedi because it just feels wrong to pay someone to dig under my nails. Kinda degrading I guess

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Jeremy Doran · March 2, 2026

I’m with you, James. I will never pay for a message. It just feels inherently wrong

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Rocky Reynolds · March 2, 2026

Paintball is perfectly normal for grown-ass men.

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Lori Ditchfield · March 2, 2026

How in the hell does an established business like RAC not have form letters and texts? WTF 🙄😂

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Lori Ditchfield · March 2, 2026

You have a lawyer and need RAC 🤣🤣🤣

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Diane Tee · March 2, 2026

I too have over cheese-grated my heels, hurts like hell. Now, once a week or so I take a pumice stone to the heels while I’m in the shower and it works very well! I also have gout. Jimmie, we’re soul sisters

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Jill Williams · March 2, 2026

I just watched The Shining in 2025, and I'm 56! So don't feel bad Jimmie!

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Kristen Aimee · March 2, 2026

Threatening text messages from a business omggg 😂

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Rachel · March 2, 2026

Jimmie soak your feet in hot water first before scraping them and then moisturize afterward lol.

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Wasabi Kat · March 2, 2026

Not a chance.

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Jim L · March 2, 2026

Are we sending a hearse or an ambulance?

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Bean · March 2, 2026

Jimmie gout lore goes crazy

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Shauna Rogers · March 2, 2026

Can’t wait to see you next week! ❤️

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Madelyn Bryant · March 2, 2026

“Because im fat and dying” is killing me Jimmie

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YeCrustModifier · March 3, 2026

It’s also killing Jimmie 🤣

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Jenna Augustine Atwater · March 2, 2026

'And it turned out to be gout' 😆 🤣

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Jim L · March 2, 2026

Shorts. Lol. The actors have it easy these days. Im told.

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Jim L · March 2, 2026

“Are you from THEE bang bros? Not one of the ripoffs producers that puts out shorts.

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Lilly Mongold · March 2, 2026

My parents used rent-a-center a shit ton when I was a kid (elementary aged.) As the eldest of 4, I always knew we were never well off financially so when we would come home from school with new bunk beds, couch/loveseat sets, or one of those first generation flat-screen tvs, I knew where it came from. That was only confirmed when we were taught to throw away the neon "we missed you" notices on the door or getting told to lie flat on our bellies in the living room out of sight from the windows, with the lights out, while listening to them bang on the door like loan sharks wanting their shit back. That would usually buy us a couple more weeks. This was before texting (at least in our household) so we were also trained to ignore their calls on caller ID and let it go to voicemail then delete it. It was always around tax time that we got new shit and it only ever lasted maybe one payment. I don't know why they ever got new shit from them because our old stuff was still perfectly fine. It was just a tad bit traumatic waking up in a bed and going to school and then coming home to nothing. 🙃

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Dforbes · March 2, 2026

Best part of Monday!

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MJ O'keeffe · March 2, 2026

Let's get out there and suck today's dick!

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AndrewsPsyche · March 2, 2026

Damn right MJ!

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Crowded Crow · March 2, 2026

"Bad experience ever!" Reminds me of that gator bites review, "Everything wasn't normal!"

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Dorothyann · March 2, 2026

I think my name is making a comeback. 😂 I’m not an old lady yet. lol

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Shadow Thomas · March 2, 2026

ILL SEE YOU IN BUFFALO 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾

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Kramer and his Cougar MILF · March 2, 2026

Yaaaaay! Monday is heeerrrree 🥳🎉

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Bob Dobs · March 2, 2026

Just what I need.