Birthday Murder Present - Oro Valley, Arizona
This week, in Oro Valley, Arizona, a relationship blooms for two people who work in a grocery store, with the couple welcoming a daughter into the world, but one of these people isn't exactly what they seem to be. With the relationship ending, the only way to solve this problem was a brutal murder. The claim is that it was just an argument, that got out of control, but the facts are much different, with a horrible, sustained attack. Will the jury buy the excuse??
Along the way, we find out that Tuscon is only slightly preferable to death, that being a mild mannered produce manager doesn't mean that you aren't hiding a felonius past, and that a victim's family can often deliver the ultimate court mic drop moment!!
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Comments (46)
Yes, I was “at the grocery store right now”. Had to mouth “Shut up and give me murder”, this time round.
I’ve heard lots of descriptions for lazy people, but never one as good as James’ “Too lazy to f*ck.” Awesome.
This is one where I was so looking forward to hearing "you sir, may FUCK off . ..."
This one landed on my 50th birthday and my family threw a True Crime party for me so I’m going to pretend that the boys dropped this episode just for me. Lolol! Selfish, yes, but it also means I love them all the more! 🥳😂
I can’t get the joke out of my head from the new Naked Gun movie. Liam Neeson is hilarious. This man was reading a rap sheet and read it as, “man’s laughter”. I bursted out laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
The Ludicri
Agreed. As an Oregon alumni, U of A are twats 🤣
Jimmy Whisman. I adore you. I just sang happy birthday to you in Nashville. I’ve been a Patreon for years. BUT. Your remarks about U of A were not founded in facts. I lived in Tucson for 20 years (hated it) and then Phx for 7. (Not all that great either). Wasn’t long ago ASU was one of the top party schools in the country and that was where people who couldn’t get into U of A went. My son graduated from U of A law and the saying used to be ASU makes lawyers, U of A makes judges. The medical school has a solid reputation and until recently ASU wasn’t even involved in medicine. I’ll let it pass this time. Oh and well our Basketball team and Band will always be better also
Yall isn’t this by where Nancy Guthrie was taken
Yes
22 years that is what a women’s life is worth.
At the end of the episode “personal item” is mentioned. I’d totally forgotten that! Was one of my favorite parts of the show and used to replay it for my husband🤣🤣
Jimmy, newspaper works extremely well with Windex to clean windows. I’ve used it many times; as good or better than paper towels.
Works even better if you use rubbing alcohol instead of Windex
James comment of just like our war with Iraq. Guess that heated up.
Well you finally got to Tucson's rich, crazy as fuck younger cousin. She has a bit of white trash emotional issues swirled in... She won't disappoint. Lol
Perfect episode for my birthday today! Yaaayyy!
Happy birthday!
James's daughter sounds like a badass.
We've got Grim Karen and now Morbid Mark
My best friend was killed by her boyfriend in almost the exact same way as the victim in this story. Beaten unconscious and then strangled and stabbed. I was the one to call 911 and told the police who the perpetrator was. They refused to charge him with first degree murder and so he’ll be up for parole in 15 years. The justice system is a joke
What a horrific experience for you. I’m sorry you had to go through that. I can’t even imagine…
Yaaaay
james said garfield’s catchphrase!
Love the story telling, sad story though.
I’m so happy they did the throw a turkey and look someone in the eye and yell “shut up and give me murder” or whatever other ways people use it to make someone uncomfortable. lol
Making my my grandma's celebration of life slideshow. Also going see you guys in Durham. You guys are amazing 💗
A part of me will always be in Arizona. Appendicitis hit me on a flight from Austin TX to Tucson with a layover in Phoenix. I was traveling solo with my toddler.
“One of the Ludacri” 💀
Oro Valley is not gated, some enclaves might ge but most are just neighborhoods.
You piss me off! I pay for your podcast and you insist on unsulting Tucson! Its beautiful. No horrendous Phoenix traffic. If you actually spent some time in Tucson, you'd learn all the places that are here.
Lol
Viking? Boys, have you seen Lagertha, from The Vikings series??? Every girl wants a few Lagertha warrior genes.
I'm dog sitting for a border collie who can't keep from following James' hands as they move back & forth, back and forth while he speaks. Big mitts, even for a big guy! I don't live there, but I've visited Tucson a lot. I like it. It's quirky & artsy, and it has Saguaro National Park.
The border collie is waiting for commands, usually hand or whistle. OR he wants to herd them lol. We've always had herding dogs: Aussie, Catahoula, Smooth Collies ....like tweenagers.
Ya'll forgetting about the viking ladies in the movie "Kung Fury"
Can I please get “what wars?!?” On a t shirt
Bashas was sold to a different family,it is just no longer owned by the Eddie Basha family. My dad has been a store manager at Bashas for over 20 years and started out as a produce manager and he's getting ready to retire this year.
And on my birthday, too! Awe, you guys shouldn’t have!
What a great gift! Happy Birthday 🎂🎁
I grew up in Tucson... I tested for Mensa and came out with a 137 IQ 🤣🤷🏼♂️... I think your valley pride blinds you to the majesty that Tucson is .... PS Mensa is a group of pretentious, egotistical shit bags, and I was smart enough to stay away from them🤣🤣
Not sure what test you took but Mensa doesn’t use IQ scores. To qualify for Mensa you just have to score in the 98th percentile or better on whatever standardized test they use. https://www.mensa.org/getting-your-iq-tested-faqs/
Stop hating on Tucson James! 😭 I’m a fan of your shows, but, it’s quite unbecoming.
Booo this man
These stories where the victims have kids are so hard to hear. I have a 7 year old son myself. I can’t even imagine.
Happy Birthday Jimmie!!
