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Birthday Murder Present - Oro Valley, Arizona (1 of 2)
February 28, 2026

Birthday Murder Present - Oro Valley, Arizona

This week, in Oro Valley, Arizona, a relationship blooms for two people who work in a grocery store, with the couple welcoming a daughter into the world, but one of these people isn't exactly what they seem to be. With the relationship ending, the only way to solve this problem was a brutal murder. The claim is that it was just an argument, that got out of control, but the facts are much different, with a horrible, sustained attack. Will the jury buy the excuse??

Along the way, we find out that Tuscon is only slightly preferable to death, that being a mild mannered produce manager doesn't mean that you aren't hiding a felonius past, and that a victim's family can often deliver the ultimate court mic drop moment!!

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Comments (46)

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Cher Strong (#localweedia) · March 9, 2026

Yes, I was “at the grocery store right now”. Had to mouth “Shut up and give me murder”, this time round.

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Joe B · March 7, 2026

I’ve heard lots of descriptions for lazy people, but never one as good as James’ “Too lazy to f*ck.” Awesome.

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Jim Dolen · March 6, 2026

This is one where I was so looking forward to hearing "you sir, may FUCK off . ..."

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Jo Boyd · March 4, 2026

This one landed on my 50th birthday and my family threw a True Crime party for me so I’m going to pretend that the boys dropped this episode just for me. Lolol! Selfish, yes, but it also means I love them all the more! 🥳😂

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Max Wilson · March 3, 2026

I can’t get the joke out of my head from the new Naked Gun movie. Liam Neeson is hilarious. This man was reading a rap sheet and read it as, “man’s laughter”. I bursted out laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

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kMarg · March 2, 2026

The Ludicri

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Stacy Nielsen · March 2, 2026

Agreed. As an Oregon alumni, U of A are twats 🤣

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Nancy Clarke · March 1, 2026

Jimmy Whisman. I adore you. I just sang happy birthday to you in Nashville. I’ve been a Patreon for years. BUT. Your remarks about U of A were not founded in facts. I lived in Tucson for 20 years (hated it) and then Phx for 7. (Not all that great either). Wasn’t long ago ASU was one of the top party schools in the country and that was where people who couldn’t get into U of A went. My son graduated from U of A law and the saying used to be ASU makes lawyers, U of A makes judges. The medical school has a solid reputation and until recently ASU wasn’t even involved in medicine. I’ll let it pass this time. Oh and well our Basketball team and Band will always be better also

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Michelle Romagnoli · March 1, 2026

Yall isn’t this by where Nancy Guthrie was taken

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Nancy Clarke · March 1, 2026

Yes

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Sybil Graham · March 1, 2026

22 years that is what a women’s life is worth.

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Robin · March 1, 2026

At the end of the episode “personal item” is mentioned. I’d totally forgotten that! Was one of my favorite parts of the show and used to replay it for my husband🤣🤣

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Dennis James Mcintosh · March 1, 2026

Jimmy, newspaper works extremely well with Windex to clean windows. I’ve used it many times; as good or better than paper towels.

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Patrick Roseberry · March 3, 2026

Works even better if you use rubbing alcohol instead of Windex

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Jeanine Olson · February 28, 2026

James comment of just like our war with Iraq. Guess that heated up.

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Vanessa Simpson · February 28, 2026

Well you finally got to Tucson's rich, crazy as fuck younger cousin. She has a bit of white trash emotional issues swirled in... She won't disappoint. Lol

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Kristi B Green · February 28, 2026

Perfect episode for my birthday today! Yaaayyy!

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Maxandra · March 1, 2026

Happy birthday!

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Sharee Lynn · February 28, 2026

James's daughter sounds like a badass.

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Smalls (smallenoughtofit) · February 28, 2026

We've got Grim Karen and now Morbid Mark

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Diamond Clark · February 28, 2026

My best friend was killed by her boyfriend in almost the exact same way as the victim in this story. Beaten unconscious and then strangled and stabbed. I was the one to call 911 and told the police who the perpetrator was. They refused to charge him with first degree murder and so he’ll be up for parole in 15 years. The justice system is a joke

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Nora Meister · February 28, 2026

What a horrific experience for you. I’m sorry you had to go through that. I can’t even imagine…

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MJ O'keeffe · February 28, 2026

Yaaaay

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beans · February 28, 2026

james said garfield’s catchphrase!

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Lisa Tyler · February 28, 2026

Love the story telling, sad story though.

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Dorothyann · February 28, 2026

I’m so happy they did the throw a turkey and look someone in the eye and yell “shut up and give me murder” or whatever other ways people use it to make someone uncomfortable. lol

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yellowtomatofan · February 28, 2026

Making my my grandma's celebration of life slideshow. Also going see you guys in Durham. You guys are amazing 💗

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Mirissa Misiowiec · February 28, 2026

A part of me will always be in Arizona. Appendicitis hit me on a flight from Austin TX to Tucson with a layover in Phoenix. I was traveling solo with my toddler.

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OnlyFlans · February 28, 2026

“One of the Ludacri” 💀

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Rainee Courtnage · February 28, 2026

Oro Valley is not gated, some enclaves might ge but most are just neighborhoods.

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Rainee Courtnage · February 28, 2026

You piss me off! I pay for your podcast and you insist on unsulting Tucson! Its beautiful. No horrendous Phoenix traffic. If you actually spent some time in Tucson, you'd learn all the places that are here.

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Justin Simmons · February 28, 2026

Lol

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Maggie King · February 28, 2026

Viking? Boys, have you seen Lagertha, from The Vikings series??? Every girl wants a few Lagertha warrior genes.

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Cake · February 28, 2026

I'm dog sitting for a border collie who can't keep from following James' hands as they move back & forth, back and forth while he speaks. Big mitts, even for a big guy! I don't live there, but I've visited Tucson a lot. I like it. It's quirky & artsy, and it has Saguaro National Park.

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Maggie King · February 28, 2026

The border collie is waiting for commands, usually hand or whistle. OR he wants to herd them lol. We've always had herding dogs: Aussie, Catahoula, Smooth Collies ....like tweenagers.

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Lord Gekko · February 28, 2026

Ya'll forgetting about the viking ladies in the movie "Kung Fury"

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Reed McGuire · February 28, 2026

Can I please get “what wars?!?” On a t shirt

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Sage B · February 28, 2026

Bashas was sold to a different family,it is just no longer owned by the Eddie Basha family. My dad has been a store manager at Bashas for over 20 years and started out as a produce manager and he's getting ready to retire this year.

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Renae Welch · February 28, 2026

And on my birthday, too! Awe, you guys shouldn’t have!

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Carey Turner · February 28, 2026

What a great gift! Happy Birthday 🎂🎁

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Majik Tongue · February 28, 2026

I grew up in Tucson... I tested for Mensa and came out with a 137 IQ 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️... I think your valley pride blinds you to the majesty that Tucson is .... PS Mensa is a group of pretentious, egotistical shit bags, and I was smart enough to stay away from them🤣🤣

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Jennifer S. · February 28, 2026

Not sure what test you took but Mensa doesn’t use IQ scores. To qualify for Mensa you just have to score in the 98th percentile or better on whatever standardized test they use. https://www.mensa.org/getting-your-iq-tested-faqs/

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nieva29 · February 28, 2026

Stop hating on Tucson James! 😭 I’m a fan of your shows, but, it’s quite unbecoming.

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Reed McGuire · February 28, 2026

Booo this man

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Alissa Padilla · February 28, 2026

These stories where the victims have kids are so hard to hear. I have a 7 year old son myself. I can’t even imagine.

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AndrewsPsyche · February 28, 2026

Happy Birthday Jimmie!!