Piles Of Whatnot, Cans Of Disappointment, Massaging Your Tip

Jimmie in agreement with the beef water for a quick moment till it registered then exclaimed WHAT?? Pure gold. Listened to Wesley's review a few times. Hella funny!

Us old people know this. When I was a kid I was told that you never buy dented cans because they surely have botulism in it. If we had a dent, we would “chunk” it. lol

I have a homemade copycat version of Wendy’s chili I make and it’s soooooooo good

LMAO when Jimmie said, “my water broke back in OKC.”

Spaghetti-Os with cut-up hot dogs in them is one of my fave gross comfort foods. Ugh, want that so bad now 😂

Oops, all whatnots needs to be added to your merch... Right up there with cheer up, bitch. (Second listen, might be repeating myself)

Wendy’s makes their taco salad with the chili on top…

I reviewed the ta in baltimore/jessup

Love Beefaroni!!!!!!

The best food to throw up is a jack in the box ice cream shake. I did that years ago and it was just cold, creamy and slow. No pressure, no sore throat or irritated nose. 10/10 would recommend

Doo-food chili........? Maybe *dog-food chili*?!?

The pool table would be nice if you're on a 36 hour reset. There's only so many ways to kill time at a truck stop!

My ex is otr and I spent much more time on the road with him than I EVER thought I would! One road trip was when I was 5.5 months pregnant. It was supposed to be 10 days, but ended up being like 3 weeks. It went well except for round ligament pain while we were in traffic in Chicago. 😬 Felt like I was being stabbed in the uterus with an ice pick. 😵‍💫

I’m so glad to hear that there are other people who love Beefaroni and Spaghettio’s. It’s my go to cheap comfort food.

Jimmie I’ll make you real chili. Stop eating it out of can, please!

My dad drive a semi truck since he was 18. He’s in his mid sixties and just retired. The one states he’s hasn’t been to is Alaska and Hawaii.

No crime in sports this week fellas :(

Hahhahahaha “all my favorite never foods. Crunch rice and beef water.” Had me laughing so hard like a weirdo in bed. You two are the fucking best.

Killing me on the Wendy's chili! Love that shit! But then again, I've never sat down and ate it as chili. I throw it on some fries or dogs and am happy that I can use it as I please. I've not had that "whatnot" reaction from the canned stuff yet, but I'm side-eyeing my 2 cans that I have here and wonder...

Me listening to this while I’ve been otr for 2 months 😂

I friggin love spaghettios🤣

I think the lady that left the review for the Wendy's chili. She was probably saying as the old people say Chuck it not chunk it.

Dying @ "whatnot"

My husband thinks I’m a monster for eating ravioli straight out of the can. Happy I’m not alone 😂😂

Omg I haven't laughed that hard in a minute 🤣 I'm literally crying 😭

This episode made me double over laughing. Definitely a fave!

I love this show you guys are hilarious!!

I drove over the road truck for a number of years... one month out wasn't unusual, but in my experience it was more like 6 weeks out. Luckily, my company allowed me to take my wife with me occasionally, but I sure didn't have a luxury truck.

I’m a truck driver for UPS, truck stops usually give you a shower after you put 50 gallons of Diesel, It can be use as single shower or if you’re team driver each driver get their own shower. TA’s are very outdated, Loves are usually the cleanest out of all of them.

Jimmy is right about the nerve endings in the foot. I had to have my foot surgically re-attached lmao. I got stories.

I love shitty chili too but I gave my dad a kidney recently and probably can't process the sodium now lmao

"Do food smell"... sounds like she forgot the "g" to make it "dog food..."

Crunch rice and beef water sounds like Charlie and Frank make it on it’s always sunny

I have a laugh like a hyena and work outside alone on a car lot and I'm sure people are confused when they hear me dying of laughter once a week listening to this podcast hahahaha. "Am I at a zoo?"

As someone that use to work at Wendy’s (when I was a teenager) the need they used are from beef patties that were cooked and not used.

Reflexology 😍

No crime in sports 👀😪😪😪😪😪

I'm one of the "old people" (62) & "CHUCK (not CHUNK) IT" means THROW IT OUT🗑️! Why are you even buying metallic-tasting, fish-smelling, canned chili that causes liquid "what-nots💩" in the first place, you moron? I found out a long time ago that you're NEVER gonna get the same restaurant taste from the store, not in anything!

Do more personal items of the week

James it is sooo thick. I was gonna make chili tomorrow but I think I'll wait a few days. Jimmie has me all gaggy! 🤢🤮

The Wendy's taco salad is gross unless I'm really sick. When I had the flu real bad last year I couldn't get enough of those things. When I felt better I got one and thought it was disgusting.

I have been through two hurricanes and was out of power for almost a month each time. Those truck stop showers were like heaven when you don't have water because you have a well. Washing with water bottles does not get the job done. Plus they relaxed the rules a little for people without electricity and let us just pay for one shower and take turns. With 5 people at 17 bucks a pop it could have gotten expensive.

“It’s so THICK JAMES” (please don’t isolate that) 😂😂😂

Smelt? Like the fish?

Oops...All Whatnots Love it

“Leftover Beef” - great diss track name, for an old-ass MC 🎤

I love listening to this show when I'm really high and eating dinner. It's always a gamble 🥲

Next to TMobile!!!! I peed a little

This show makes Mondays almost tolerable!

James, come to Springfield, Illinois and I'll treat you to a horseshoe. From the bottom up: toast, meat (hamburger is the go-to but you can get bacon, turkey, ham, etc), fries and cheese sauce. Heart attack on a plate, but God damn good.

I will offer this up to the guys or whoever wants to try this life. My company stays out 3 weeks and we can go home 3 days or sell those days back to the company for $300. I only go home for birthdays and holidays. I don't drive a luxury truck, but I travel with my doggos and I talk to my kids and grandkids daily 💜 Wanna ride? Give it a week. It's not for everyone but I've waited to find a career that truly suited me and I started at 48 years old and couldn't be happier. My 79 year old uncle wants to go out on the road with me lol. Anyway I'm glad I do something that the guys say they could never imagine doing because they do a job in comedy, and I could never. But I do love what I do. And.... it's really not that hard🤷‍♀️

"It's like a chili soft-serve" - oh, my mind's eye will never recover!

The idea of Wendy's doing the blizzard treatment with chili made me smile all day

Btw, on the chilli: xanthum gum, tapioca starch, and corn starch are all used to thicken chilis and soups and are often used together when they're trying to make a product gluten free or gluten friendly

I cracked up when Jimmie quoted the movie Hook. “All my favorite never foods” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My husband drove a truck for about 14 years. The stories I've heard 🤣

I know James and Jimmie don’t care but the showers are out of service as they need to be cleaned. The pin would work for the shower but they also assign the next cleaned shower to you. You pay, you listed for driver number # to be called over the radio system and say shower number # is now ready and that’s the shower you go to. When you finish the shower needs to be fully cleaned and reset as ready by the maintenance guy. Yeah they can be out of order for a drain or something but it’s usually for cleaning. Used to work at a pilot before college.

I have a friend who gives me a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli every year for my birthday because she knows this is my filthiest guilty pleasure 🤣🤣🤣

Beef water sounds like an upgraded version of the ham water from Arrested Development 🤣

Oh yay it’s Monday You guys did that❤️😻

Good episode I like these reviews 5 Stars James and Jimmie

New shirt idea Canned Wendy’s Chili Makes Impressive Whatnots

The extra chili gets canned and sold for five bucks a whack.

OMG Jimmy! Your vomit comment has me crying 🤣🤣🤣

I just let go of a weekends worth of whatnot at work 🤣🤣🤣

Wendy's Blizzard... book it!

Dang it, now actual Wendy's chili & a baked potato sound amazing for lunch today!!

Talk about hard sales tactics 😳

I do love the idea of pulling up to a Wendy's drive through and seeing a mound of chili under the window from all the chilli flipping they're required to do

Best part of my Monday morning! Thanks boys

I'm gonna get some Wendy's chili in a can and make a big ol chili ball. Look out Martha!

Ok! Now I can start my day!

A chili soft serve hahahahaaaaaa

Wendy's Chili. The new Soft Serve...

OMG I'm dying trying to keep quiet listening to this. You guys are so funny in this ep, well you always are, but I'm silent laughing.(hubby is in bed trying to sleep and I've got my buds in).

OMG, I have lost ALL respect for James. I've stood by the boys through lots of controversial opinions, but hearing James say he likes to eat beefaroni and spaghettios has totally ruined me. Lmao

I fucking love you guys! Made it JUST in time to hit play before a GRUESOME Surg that I was dreading! Whew- I will NEVER regret ANY ammount I donate to you!

I will now have something to listen to on headphones while shoveling snow, well mostly leaning on a shovel trying to look cold hoping I get invited back in the house. Why are these only 1 hour long?

Finally! Now I can officially start getting ready for work!

Haven’t pressed play yet but Piles of Whatnot sounds so British!🇬🇧 🤣