i don't like cricket
i love it
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I have never played cricket. I still don't understand it I don't think. But as someone who has played Magic: the Gathering as a novice and quit playing it seriously after someone decided to just end the game for me [third game I've ever played at this point] on turn 2, I KNOW the kind of sniveling wretch Jardine is and honestly, the fact that he didn't get beaten to death on the field in front of his family and then sent back home in a sardine can is a travesty.
Yeah, y'all, are you really going to force the Jewish man to go kill Hitler?
Before this episode, I didn't understand cricket. After this episode, I came to understand cricket as "what if baseball had murder?"
Late comment but Mitchell Johnson was there for scaring the shit out Englishman and the occasional South African.
Dude on the right at 32:23 looks like he should be in a coffin in an Old West tintype.
unfortunately Bradman was actually racist https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/17430437.2015.1011882
I’m just going to put it out there — legit request for Rocz feet pics. 😝
so no vember?
Doubling up December
It would be cool if you covered Great Chicago Fire in 1870 the night Chicago died.
So the ball is something similar to a lacrosse ball?
Justin talking about his mic stand reminded of Judd Hirsch from Independence Day talking about how the plane can go “up, down, side-to-side…” 😂
not Alice making me like cricket
If your getting all sporty, you need to cover the history of the disaster that is video refereeing. From NFL to Premier League, ruining spectator sports since the 80s.
i'm not usually someone who provides episode suggestions, as i imagine you are inundated but i recently learned about the grounding of the frigate méduse in 1816 and several hundred deaths that went along with it it has a captain so utterly criminally negligent (a bourbon allied émigré elevated to command because he was an aristocratic exile despite having little of the required experience) that he makes schettino look like a paragon of naval virtue/competence + its the subject of several books in english so there'd be a good amount of materials i believe
Pod is very helpful for understanding the world, tyvm
Now do a video on the insane Australian blood sport that is Australian Rules Football. The crazy thing aussie cricketers came up with to stay fit in the winter
It's no way as rough now days. Not like 30 years ago when I was playing as a teenager.
You keep being you, Milkshake!
I just moved next to a cricket pitch in a Chicago park and this helped me understand what the heck is going on
"And that's why I don't like cricket." --Bob Fossil
This ain't about Cricket, but I don't comment on YouTube or anywhere public. I've had a long week and the Berlin Wall episode that just dropped, from the coal check, through TGDM ( especially Alice's offhand summary of "beyond the pale") to Devon sounding off in the best way around the 25th minute mark is already more than the usual treat. Thank you all. I'll go finish the episode now.
As an Australian this is why England is the enemy , not the whole transporting my ancestors thing .
The Joy of Alice also knowing that cricket is indeed the greatest sport on earth brought a glow to my heart
tragedy has struck: I can't watch your patreon supported videos because youtube hates my adblocker
On behalf of your Australian supporters - there is a reason that the English, to this day, are known as Whinging Poms. Bodyline was a major factor in that.
I just wanna respond to one thing Liam said: I knew exactly what I was paying for damnit
Hello Activate Windows watermark, my old friend
If you want esoteric sport anglovibes, you could do an episode on Bloodgate. Possibly the stupidest sport scandal I’ve ever come across
And another Harlequins connection!
now I care less about cricket than I did before. Love Y'all:)
The Active Windows thing always bugged me. Do you guys not know about massgrave.dev???
I love the way that Alice tells these sort of historical-yet-interpersonal stories. Would do unspeakable things to hear her take on F1's Spygate.
My dumb brain is unable to hear the word “bodyline” and not think “Jump In The Line” by Harry Belafonte.
I know so much more about cricket, now!
New cricket fans, feel free to be mean to the Australian cricket team. They have a long history of being incredibly bad winners. Having an Australian passport, I make it a point to support anyone playing against the Australian cricket team.
If you get mad at another team winning within the rules, it’s time for your team to get better.
Thank you! I like the show!
i can't wait to watch, and all of you are lovely
tommy daddy ;_;
Only a brief mention on the pod by Liam, but I'll add that the No Use For A Name cover of Fields of Athenry is a total banger.
My Favorite Pod and My favorite sport together?? Hell yeah! 😂😂
bowler? I barely know 'er!
I think the real irony of this story is that only fatality (that I'm aware of) to result from short pitch fast bowling was a freak accident in Australian domestic cricket a few years ago. The bowler was aiming for the batsman's armpit and he ducked into the ball, taking it on the back of his head.
What is the WTYP batting order?
This is truly the only and greatest question i need answered. Add to next q&a
The class character of cricket is fascinating. Posh boy sport in England, sport of the masses in Australia and new Zealand. Which is the complete reverse of rugby union (only 30 private school wankers play union in Aus]
Add to that the class character of team roles in English cricket, batsmen (I don’t think class is as entrenched in the women’s game) generally posh, white, candidate for captain. And (pace) bowlers having a likelihood of being not white, from the north, rarely promoted to skipper.
Enjoying the truth of "racist cunts to indigenous people" when we go to the polls tomorrow to see if indigenous people should get as much of a say as Clive Palmer and Gina Rinehart (mining magnates who lobby parliament).
apparently not :'(
https://youtu.be/FeG8hqQw1U8?si=RMxU1ZhrYEzAs_bS A folk hero
Alice you could have grabbed the footage of Piers Morgan getting slammed by Brett Lee for an over to show what fast bowling is. Everyone likes Piers Morgan getting a broken rib for entertainment! Should happen more often.
This one was great! Thanks, Alice! And thanks, Devon, for increasing the dwell time on your comments. You’re the Zeppo here!
This podcast has done something that was previously considered beyond all scientific possibility according to the thermodynamic laws of the universe: make me remotely interested in cricket.
i think that if they had embargoed australia over this canada could have supplied the required amount of racism (unfortunately)
alice drop your tumblr i need to know it
Honestly, as an American who read Don Bradford's wikipedia page as a teenager in awe and who still doesn't quite understand cricket, thank you, I loved every minute of this
Everyone should read CLR James' "Beyond a Boundary", certainly the best cricket book ever written, likely the best sports book and maybe the best book. Also shout out "The Social History of English Cricket" by Derek Birley
Yes, the author of the definitive history of the Haitian Revolution - Black Jacobins, also wrote the best sports book of all time. Both are great reads.
Fun fact News limited was founded in Adelaide and where a little family called the Murdoch have their start.
Extremely ironically they got popular by championing an aboriginal man who got stitched up by the cops. Which probably is the last time Murdoch was either pro-aboriginal people or anti-cops
Talking about the dangers of cricket - the father of a kid I went to school with had brain damage & became epileptic from being hit in the head by a ball while playing cricket. He was lucky he didn't get killed.
In primary school we got sat downby the local state team and told about how bad brain injury could be from a cricket ball, and not to purposefully throw them at each other's heads. ...so the boys threw the metal all-in-one stumps and wicket at each other instead.
I’m gonna get called weird and entitled but I’d really appreciate it if you could go back to also posting the bonus episodes as audio-podcasts in the patreon rss feed
Heck yeah, I always listen to podcasts while commuting by bycicle (you only live once) and I'd love to listen to wtyp there.
Sports ball - lets goooo!!!
meowwww I’m a cat(as you can tell) but woohoo this episode was good. Time to go hunt some hair ties
This must be that baseball thing Liam keeps talking about. How the Phillies doing this year?
"I podcast better when I'm drunk" something I heard Liam say in my mind
I highly recommend "Fire in Babylon". It's a doc about the West Indies cricket team and it's amazing
Yes! I’m not even a cricket fan and it’s a riveting story.
No idea if you mention it in the episode or not, but I laughed when I read the 10cc joke. People should look up the song.
Liam, the people want to know; who was your Commander? -Kyle
Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
the largest cricket complex is in a cow pasture outside Prairie view TX.
I couldn't learn how to play cricket, when I was on the actual cricket team in high school
Man you guys are going to be jazzed when you learn about the World Baseball Classic, where a team of Americans got our asses handed to us by team Japan last year.
listening this while playing system shock as god intended
So it's WTYP that's going to teach me how to play cricket
How can the uninformed spectator tell when anything... happens?
It's like basketball, there's always something happening, it's when something goes askew that something "happened".
ODI World Cup is going on and I'm able to watch the start of a match, go bed and get a full nights sleep, and the match is still going on when I'm going to work in the morning
... is this the episode that gets everyone killed?
More sports should be played in knit sweaters
Plz upload to private rss feed for audio. Pretty please. With a cherry on top?
Alice posted about maybe doing this as an episode and I posted back saying it was a good idea, I feel like this one's all thanks to me.
Thank you for your service, Comrade.
Everything I know about cricket I learned from Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy. If I'm remembering correctly it's basically a horrific racial slur you play as a game and it exists to offend every living being in existence. The two times I've tried watching confirm that.
I prefer getting the Guppy Items in isaac personally
I'm a British guy living in Belgium and am constantly asked to explain cricket... so I hope I can unleash this upon them.
American here. I loved the video "Cricket for Baseball Fans" (and there's a reverse one too). But explaining either to a sports fan where the other isn't played? Sounds like a tall task.
Anyone have the unofficial official discord link so I can talk about cricket with y’all nerds after
What are the Philadelphia Phillies of cricket?
Lancashire. Glorious failure punctuate decades of just regular failure.
the bazball episode we deserve?
YES
