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August 22, 2023

it's my air conditioner and i'll drink the condensation if i want to

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Former severely depressed grad student, now functioning depressed adult · September 5, 2025

I would've liked to hear the guest speak a bit more in this episode. She has a nice voice and knows quite a lot about scary diseases.

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Ecruteak · August 11, 2025

Came back to this one after getting all hyped up by the recent "Bronx Legionnaire's 10th Anniversary Throwback Event" 🦠🦠❤️

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Jacob Kimmerling · July 9, 2025

Commenting two years later to say that Bungie also did a shirt for the 2010 earthquake in Haiti, it had the city AI from ODST on the front, Virgil, and said "Be a Hero" in the colors of the Haitian flag.

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Robert Harbour · April 27, 2025

Shout out Lactobacillus! I'm a fermentation nerd

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Robert Vanderpool · June 13, 2024

Hinting at an episode on Hydrogen power.

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Hezekiah · June 5, 2024

Watching this inspired me to clean my CPAP tubing immediately. Hopefully the new anxiety about bacteria in the machine that forces me to breathe when I'm asleep sticks, and I'll keep up the maintenance that the manufacturer suggests. 🥲

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komkommer · March 11, 2024

karlach

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danielle without the i · February 23, 2024

made this title into a sign that hangs over my desk at work

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AshbelEro · January 24, 2024

This is the first bonus episode I chose to listen to after paying my podcast dues again, and hearing Liam say “you paid for this, idiot” was quite poignant and topical.

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Ade Akili · January 13, 2024

9:40, can we talk about the engineering disaster that is the American economy that also starves its children and allows people like Brett Favre to steal from the programs designed to feed them?

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Alder Jones · December 21, 2023

if you're wondering the convention where the person did the comic about how they exposed everyone to covid was the final fantasy xiv fanfest this year LOL

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Daz Clyde · November 28, 2023

You know how you sometimes hear something, usually a throwaway, and it just...fucking TAKES YOU BACK IN TIME? The furry who infected that convention (iirc) was someone who became notorious and persona non grata within the fandom bc they literally went around twitter posting "*coughs on you*" in reply to anyone talking about COVID. WELL I HAD IRL DRAMA WITH HIM BEFORE THAT and holy fuck it was the most hilariously dumb, sad, pissant shit. This was back in 2014 and I still had Grindr; at the time i worked for a motorsports complex and had selected "jock" as my...category? Whatever, anyway this little shit DM'S ME OUT OF THE BLUE to tell me I "can't" use that category bc I didn't qualify as a jock. Dude tried to bully me on Grindr and well...can't post pics in comments but fuck was his profile hilarious.

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Andy · December 9, 2023

jesus christ

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Eric Adams (German) · November 25, 2023

Always feels good to see a new episode. Here I am to ask for an ancient Roman disaster, seeing as all men are constantly thinking about them.

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Nah · October 10, 2023

Using "Toiletless" the way people used "Maidenless" about a year ago

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Nah · October 10, 2023

Also shout out to Liam bringing up the VFW system's services to hardcore during the lean years

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Aquanaut · October 9, 2023

Oh Alice, Good news pharma had been using AI to develop new drugs

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Tqh20178 · October 9, 2023

Why is there no new content. I can’t find the Big Bayou Canot episode on Patreon.

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Jon Owens · November 30, 2023

I have the Youtube link if that's any good to you?

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buglord · October 5, 2023

I feel like a dingus for asking but I left the discord sever years ago to cut down on my growing discord server counts but I want in again, hat in hand. I can’t find the url tho. Does anyone have it?

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Christopher Edward · October 8, 2023

Theres a wtyp discord?

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Katie · October 4, 2023

Which one of you makes the lolli-pop sound?

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Potato · October 4, 2023

I planned water systems for a while. Legionaires probably created over 95% of the engineering norms for residential water systems. Everything else is basicly just a few formulas regarding pressure and flow, a sign that says "don't put poop into drinking water" and a paranoid guy checking every pipe he sees for lead. Legionaires dictates basicly all design choices, ranging from dedicated circulation lines to which faucet you use for appliances, faucets, showers and the like.

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Michelle Jirak · October 3, 2023

I'm from Minnesota and I actually like Amy Klobuchar.

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YukiNukem64x · September 24, 2023

Not sure I have anything to say, really, but I am glad I have access to a toilet at home. https://i.imgur.com/tm6vqkz.png (SFW)

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MMdrums · September 23, 2023

Just saw a video today that has to be the original shake hands with danger. Same music and everything. Looks like a crappy training video haha

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Lucas L · September 27, 2023

Old Caterpillar video?

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captain buzzkill · September 14, 2023

relevant? https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/72/wr/mm7237a1.htm

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Evelynn! · September 12, 2023

been a patreon for god knows how long and every single time the patreon is plugged im like "wow i wish i could go listen to the bonus episodes" well GUESS who managed to rub her braincells together today!

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Henry Curtis · September 15, 2023

real

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Travis Vowell Photography · September 11, 2023

Rozz: I recognize and appreciate your Q Mariachi band joke. Live long and prosper.

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Warmachine · September 10, 2023

This particular brand of moonshine will fuck you up, but not in the way you expect.

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Drain-Bamage · September 7, 2023

I can't wait to be able to listen to this one on the feed, or audio download 😎

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Conor O'Toole · September 5, 2023

I listened to this then an hour later got on a 9 hour Spanish ferry that had two jacuzzis on it. Will report live as events unfold.

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Brian Danger Hicks · September 2, 2023

I was just at my local state fair and went by 3 different hot tub vendors who had at least one tub out with water in it. I did smell chlorine so hopefully I won't die of legionella

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Malternative · August 31, 2023

Episode not on RSS feed

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Katie · August 31, 2023

LoL. My brother-in-law got Legionnaires' last year.

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Ophelia Beatrice de Sica · August 30, 2023

My favorite microbe is the paramecium. Mostly because they are called "Pantoffeltierchen" in German which translates to "Slipper animal"

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Matthew chester · August 29, 2023

Is a audio version of this coming soon?

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Keisi · August 27, 2023

Surprise return of the small rodent liquifier/homogenizer from safety third on Costa Concordia

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Diana Staresinic-Deane · August 27, 2023

I never thought I could Google "legionnaire's disease home testing kit as fast as I did after listening to this episode.

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vikingwolfhimbo · August 26, 2023

Heads up before you buy anything, acoustic foam doesn't isolate your room, it's just supposed to tamp down reflections from inside the same room so your recordings don't get all echoy and shitty

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PearlDrinkingMan · August 26, 2023

Audio nerd here, thank you for saying this. There are more avenues of the studio-production industry than cheap condenser microphones on expensive stands and the eponymous Deflector Pads Mounted At Random. There is no difference between diva vocalists and podcasters, spending £400 on a recording setup bundle and half a day researching an entire art form means you must be an expert. Don't recommend shit if you demonstrably don't know what you're talking about

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Wes Bartlett · August 26, 2023

Liam was very frisky on this one.

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Lauren Shear · August 25, 2023

I have to know where Alice heard the phrase "ride the wild paramecium"! I heard that phrase decades ago and wrote it down bc I thought it was hilarious, and I have no idea what the context was. I googled it and could only find an old science blog and nothing else. Did we just watch the same MST3K episode in the late 90s?

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Charley Shadetree · August 25, 2023

thank y'all so much for this disgusting body horror episode, distinct from the horror of being, say crushed by a building, immolated in a tunnel, or extruded through a small opening in a pressure vessel. Love.

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Brisarious · August 25, 2023

I always love how bizarre the patreon episode titles are

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wrengarden · August 25, 2023

where audio

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doiabsolutelyhavetohaveoneofthese · August 25, 2023

"yeast", just "yeast"; such a poser answer. she couldn't even be bothered to name ONE specific yeast.

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-Kris- · August 24, 2023

Not a shirt, but I made a quick attempt at a patch for the JSF https://www.tumblr.com/erik-murphy1981/726564917259419648/quick-and-unprofessional-attempt-at-a-patch

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Pat D · August 24, 2023

Médecins Sans Danse

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Letpapersleep · August 24, 2023

The joy i felt when they mentioned my town's specific disaster state fair and went... eesh.. i had actually gone that year and was dealing with a bout of health anxiety. i definitely thought i was going to die of Hottub Sickness

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Mitch Guerrerio · August 24, 2023

I am a ‘Hero of the Legion’ of Donkcast fame. Please tell me what charity you’d like me to donate to so you can do an episode (bonus or not) (guest or not) about the Oshkosh Defense mail truck and mail trucks in general and Oshkosh in general. 🙏 I think we could make some things happen

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Stephanie Taylor · August 24, 2023

Mass spectrometry (noun) -scientists shining a really big flashlight at something and yelling "WHAT ELEMENTS ARE YOU!?" at it

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J · August 24, 2023

I think if you distill that filth water it'll actually kill the bacteria. You get sick sure, but it won't be an infection

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J · August 24, 2023

Hamsters are the vicious ones as far as I've read. Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess /s

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Alice Charlton · August 24, 2023

my neighbour got legionnaires from compost a few years back and almost died, and ever since then ive worn a mask when working with potting mix or compost in the garden, those lil fuckers cant get me im better than that

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Cholula Hot Sauce · August 23, 2023

Ella ella ella, legionella ella ella

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Liz and Ash at UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!! · August 23, 2023

The building facade that kills you instantly.

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Spencer Moore · August 23, 2023

Love to see the pod doing all the famous case studies from nursing school.

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Gwen Lofman · August 23, 2023

Adding poop yo water on purpose creates the problem of having to treat the sewage water before it can be used for other purposes. As water becomes more precious I wonder if we’ll all start using dry toilets (aka composting toilets)

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Alicen · August 23, 2023

Listening to this while I read Legionella cultures at work, hell yeah

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Currie · August 23, 2023

Sat down in my office this morning looking forward to listening to this episode while I work, then realizing with slowly dawning horror that this cursed ass hotel is viewable from my office window. The view made complete with some netting covering portions of that fancy ass facade. I'll keep y'all posted on if I get crushed by some architecture or catch explode your lungs disease.

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P.A.L. · August 23, 2023

P1 visa for Alice to travel to the US and perform as an entertainer. Or travel under the usual ESTA and don't mention you are going to perform if you want to run the risk the TSA won't find out

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John Teoli · August 23, 2023

Me emptying the air conditioner condenser basin located in the sectional unit above my bed.

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Dmitry Shyla · August 23, 2023

If Alice is a British citizen, all she would need is an ESTA to get into the US. You pay like $15 and give them your info and usually approve you in like a day

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Whisky_Delta · August 23, 2023

Not if you're working as a podcaster though - then you need a work visa. From the US embassy website: "The VWP(Visa Waiver Program) cannot be used if your purpose of travel is to study for credit, employment, work as foreign press, radio, film, journalists, or other information media, or take up permanent residence."

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David Lloyd · August 23, 2023

Love the show! Keep up the great work. Kinda annoyed at my brain for waking up at 3am up shouting “ALLEGIANT AIR!” Grrr.

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Trojan Zebra · August 23, 2023

at 44:16 there is a Devon hit marker noise and no note

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iimbozo · August 23, 2023

Singing Amoeba by the Adolescents at the top of my lungs

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Brian Danger Hicks · August 23, 2023

I suppose all the under-occupied billionaire extra homes aren't getting their water supplies cycled often. All the more reason to seize them and give them to the homeless.

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Minika Wildflower · August 23, 2023

the condensation that kills you instantly

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Noblese Oblahaj · August 23, 2023

It should be called Dien Bien Flu

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Wynne Gariepy · August 23, 2023

Soviet science was incredible... I mean aside from anything Lysenko had his horrible little hands in

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Stephen R. · August 23, 2023

Quincy veterans home killed a dozen people and sickened dozens in 2016.

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Kristaps Porzingis · August 23, 2023

I think it makes sense for Liam to be mixed lower than everyone else because it just suits his vibe to be a guy shouting from across the room

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Lucas L · August 23, 2023

i really need the pirate bonus feed playlist people to step up their game so I don't have to wait until I get home to watch these

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John Bradley · August 23, 2023

Regular people must poop in the Matrix because it's built to be just like the real world, but I don't think the people who have escaped the Matrix poop in the Matrix on the basis that if you poop in the Matrix you poop in real life, and they're all just sitting on massage tables, so...

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John Bradley · August 24, 2023

Anyway, I love a good trumpet animalcule. One time I found one big enough to see with the naked eye.

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Mitch Guerrerio · August 23, 2023

“Holy Diver” (Killswitch Engage cover) switch ‘ride the tiger’ to ‘ride the perimysium’

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Man, I Got Nothing · August 23, 2023

Okay, am I the only on who saw Mark Zuckerberg instead of Danny DeVito as the penguin?

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Frida Almaraz · August 22, 2023

If you want to know about an even more infuriating outbreak of Legionnaires, check out the PBS documentary on the one on Flint, Michigan: part of the whole water debacle. It drove me nuts.

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Frida Almaraz · August 22, 2023

This episode brought me lovely memories from the worst year ever: 2019. The husband got a respiratory infection, that turned into bilateral pneumonia (his lungs were even cloudier than the x-ray in the slide), that turned into ARDS, and then got a MRSA infection to get the whole set (he was admitted to the same hospital where he was an ER medic, so he may have had it already dormant). He ended up getting the COVID deluxe treatment 6 months before COVID: 3 weeks on the respirator, 3 rounds of proning that did nothing, 5 days of ECMO (saved his life), tracheotomy, feeding tube, the works. And indeed, the Vancomycin started messing with his kidneys, they put him on permanent dialysis for 8 days and that saved his kidneys (he can never take ibuprofen again, though). And all this for a measly adenovirus. Not fun at all. Now that I know we can get the same from a water fountain or hot tub, I have developed a new phobia! Great episode, guys!

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Helen-Ann Mesmer · August 22, 2023

Am I the only one having trouble hearing Liam?

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Kelvin · August 24, 2023

He’s a little across the bar volume yeah

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Harrison Sanchez · August 22, 2023

I remember one woman from my town here in Australia walked past a vent attached to a now demolished and replaced 70s era hotel that straight up gave her legionares and I never forgot that. However I was part of a group of goths who used to hang out on the over hang next to a vent for an undercover car park and we turned out great and cool. If anything we were like an essential service - if there are goths near your vent that means its fine and you won't die of an old timey resptoriy disease despite the constant ciggarette smoking we did back in the 00s.

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Joe Anderson · August 22, 2023

Gotta start adding the guest names and links in the descriptions, man. "Emily" is on X. Should I just search for all Emilies?

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Athena Von Tharsis · August 22, 2023

Lesson learned: Implement appropriate PPE/CBRN in all situations. That means space suits everywhere except bed and bath.

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Naomi · August 22, 2023

remember thinkgeek.com? i had a knights who say "ni" hoodie from them. that was my worst shirt.

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Jacob Burton-Edwards · August 22, 2023

AI-enabled drug discovery actually does probably work in the near future. AlphaFold is like the steam engine in terms of how much better it is than preexisting alternatives. What AlphaFold won't do is incentivize pharma companies to focus on cures over treatments. That's why there are no more antibiotics.

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J · August 22, 2023

The reason why pharma companies focus so much on immunotherapies (e.g., antibodies) is because biologics account for 2% of prescriptions in the US but about 43% of revenues (i.e., profits before you account for scummy advertising BS--I've seen drugs that sell for 500x the manufacturing cost, and going generic means a 1-time price reduction of 30-70% on stuff that's been paid off 20x over).

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Lain of the Wired · August 22, 2023

i stole an enron work shirt from my brother

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Nire Bryce · August 22, 2023

two words: Bongwater Legionella

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SamuraiMujuru · August 22, 2023

Probably the shirt of most questionable taste I have is my "I Survived Hurricane Derecho" charity shirt. Raygun changed them to just "Hurricane Derecho" after a single run because it quickly became apparent that a number of people had not, in fact, survived a category 3 hurricane spontaneously appearing in the middle of Iowa.

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Harley Davidson · August 22, 2023

i drank the water from my air conditioner and all i got was legionnaires disease and this tshirt

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Akileese · August 22, 2023

I have a version of that shirt that says "all I got was a $10,000 hospital bill"

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Jesse Eldridge · August 22, 2023

I’ve seen this episode of House before.

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Eisnern · August 22, 2023

Yay. My field for once. Every health inspectors wet dream/nightmare.

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PatronOfArt · August 22, 2023

Isn't this why they sell life straws?

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Charlie Lightning · August 22, 2023

The forbidden icee

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Russell Johnson · August 22, 2023

Oh hell yeah. Another Philly disaster I’ve been waiting for.

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Spencer Williams · August 22, 2023

Can you taste the cold?

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G C · August 22, 2023

ily

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Supporter of Beavers · August 22, 2023

Yum