We have Merch!

Nothing in the shop, y'all still got merch anywhere?

Shake hands with Dangerous Fish. Actually I worked for a municipal aquarium once. It had some really dangerous fish which I really respected for their ability to deal very painful and possibly life threating bites, injections or electric shocks.

I'd love a "Shake Hands with Danger" shirt

When are you guys doing a "I Don't Respect Fish" shirt? I'm totally ready to give you money for that.

This has nothing to do with what anyone in here is going on about, but all y’all should make a fake band patch. Personally I’d find the humor in confusing everyone who asks about it to be pretty great

This has nothing to do with the topic, but I was on the verge of accepting too many simultaneous proofreading jobs, and I skimmed the manuscript and it was about mouse experiments with little shaved-headed, restrained mice being observed for whisker-twitching behavior, where the length or really the magnitude, I guess, of every twitch needed to be measured, probably with calipers but who knows. And suddenly I started thinking about that mouse blender that keeps popping up in your videos and I damn near fucking hurled at that point and didn't take the job. So thank you for stopping me from exploiting my labor :)

Colloquially, the motto means “You’re so lucky I’m currently on probation.”

Is this where I can get one of those Pennsylvania Secret Service cards?

Bloody yanks, innit?

reverse-engineering with google I'm thinking it's something like "you happy? Now I'm on probation."

Also, that's bad Latin.

I wanted to buy stickers but $7 is a lot for shipping.

Black design on white tee == not knowing your audience, all the morbid 30-something post-goths who love to hear about engineering disasters killing people and the Anarchos want a white on black shirt option. What do you think I am some kinda evangelical protestant? Not gonna pay 30 United States Dollarcoins to virtue-signal for Jesus. Now excuse me while I dose some liquid ket between my two anal sphincters.

Closest translation I can figure out is "You are most happy because I now suffer the penalty of probation"?

Ewe

Oh fuuuuuuck yah

Ok so I guess I'm not a big enough fan to understand the latin joke in the logo. So can someone please explain for us slow trump supporters in the back of the stuggle bus.

Needs more groverhaus

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"WE ARE WORKING ON INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING BUT US ONLY FOR NOW. " You're bad Capitalists.

Death to America, of course

the people want a "the people want Liam" shirt

U should fix international shipping

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It better be the shirt Liam threatened to make.

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