dirty papists but only audio

Speaking of dirty papists, does anyone else remember the 1980s movie The Pope Must Die?

I also quit the church post 2009. 2018. They sent me a defection form which I filled out. They may have removed all mentions from the Sclopio Peepio documentation or whatever but the process is still there. They don't really like to talk about it and I'm sure most of the lay jamokes who answer the phones have never heard of it and will deny it exists when asked, as my diocese did. But if you insist, and while insisting, constantly reference the sex abuse the bishop the lay jamoke is representing on the phone was personally implicated in, they will indeed provide you an official Defection if only so an old represeed lay catholic volunteer doesn't have to discuss kiddie fiddling. While doing it they try to give you the gym membership cancellation hard anti-sell and its hilarious when you ask them to detail all the actual yhings you're losing out on by quitting and the list, in its entirety is "you can't be buried in a Catholic cemetery" and your response will be a dumbfounded, um, yea obviously, I'm trying to LEAVE THE CHURCH, cemetaries included!

Just had to circle back to this one after watching The Phoenician Scheme. Did Wes Anderson have a psychic mind-meld with November or something?

can’t believe you didn’t mention the fact that there is a a guy representing the vatican at the UCI Road Cycling Word Championship

this is a roz appreciation comment. ‘i’m not good with the phone, i can only open pdf’

Tbh I think more people should consider agnosticism as a valid path. Is there a higher power? Maybe, but that's none of my fucking business.

Someday November will find the authoritarian organization that will let her be a part of it and will give her a special rank and insignia and she will finally be happy as royal dogcatcher

All hail the McPope!!

POPE CHICAGO

I am very, very late to the party (hi, folks, I'm binging right now). Have you considered the 7/7 bombings or are they inappropriate?

Re-subbed to the patreon to listen to this while I do my uni dissertation- woo Catholicism idk

Love the Liam cryptojudaism arc.

I hope no one I love gets mentioned on your pod. It's a death sentence. That being said, plz do a west coast tour sometime. Thanks.

Pope listened to this and died? Many are saying this.

Y'all need to find atheism. Then you can do the religion ep and stop apologizing for criticizing child abusers and death cultists. Idk, just speaking as someone with values.

well you guys did it you released a pope diss track and the pope died

Guess this was the last thing he was holding out for, I never would've thought he was one of the hogs

Well, it happened again. Thanks Wtypp.

liam for pope

uh this was timely

Rocz your up. Appease the conclave

wtyp killed the pope

hey guys guess what

Obvious who did or didn't grow up with smokers. Church incense isn't too bad next to that. And the self-accelerating briquettes you use in those thuribles are vicious little bastards, if you ask me.

Marquis Tussaud? Madame de Sade?

Missed opportunity for "Emperor Popatine"

God is definitely an engineer, and got a bit carried away with bio factorio

so you're saying a winquisition is our win condition

Ex mormon certified classic

nova you're a smart girl you should be able to find a hobby with a rich history of ritual practice and art that wasn't the main driver of suffering in europe for over a millenium. Just do yoga.

subscribed for this ep and thank u

Fun fact, there's zero evidence Jesus existed as a human being and even religious theorists generally debate whether Jesus was one guy who was exaggerated or many people whose deeds were combined

Hey look, half an audiobook

I feel like this is the best place to pitch my idea about the cardinal combine, much like the NFL combine they do a bunch of workouts and take a test to determine the aptitude for the next pope

in purgatory ur just changing diapers 24/7 bc of all the unbaptized babies

Somewhat,, well not sad, more like, hum. to lose our brother Liam. Catholicism getting a good one, pour one out my jews

So does anyone know if the live shows are still on? I want to go but also don't want November to get a all expenses paid trip to ES

Okay time to flex the one piece of Catholicism knowledge I know, because I was raised Protestant: they got this wrong - the Immaculate Conception is not The Virgin Birth. The Immaculate Conception is the concept of Mary being conceived without original sin. Muh heckin' wet sidewalks cause rain moment Speaking of nine months birthday math, I used to work at a call center where we took information, and November 14th was an extremely common birthday. I once took a call from Joseph Gannascoli I was raised in a Protestant sect that claimed to be the original Christian church and that all others were founded by Satan. Eventually I found out that it was founded in about 1898 by an Irish Protestant preacher, an offshoot of the Faith Mission, and that my parents had known this all along. They were raising me to be an itinerant celibate preacher. It is currently being investigated by the FBI because of the normal reasons. Hulu/Impact/Nightline did an episode on it, as well as 60 Minutes Australia. One of our members assassinated a South African prime minister. We kept our TV in the closet and owned like 6 VHS movies. Members generally go to public school. We were vaccinated and our parents didn't believe in faith healing, though every other damn member seems to be into new age shit

Islam and Judaism would be great episodes. Also Orthodoxy and Protestantism Redux with more on modern evangelicals and nondenoms too.

Rest in Piss George Fucking Pell

From time to time I read up on East-West polemics because I don't value my time. Anyway, Orthodox partisans will occasionally say something to the effect of, "Will you shut up, nerds? We're trying to lift (spiritual) weights over here," and I always laugh because it never stops being true. Can't imagine why anything in this episode would made me think of that.

Cold War area relic? Older than 42? lol

I was born catholic too. I never really followed it. I did get confirmed after dad died as a teen, hoping it would help grieve. I didn’t believe in anything spiritually. I found out that I was mixed race (Indian/mongolian/European mix). I became Sikh. I’m still not spiritual, but Sikhism is more about common sense, logic, n universal morals/respect. I was married to a full Punjabi Sikh (we r both asexual and still friends). The combo has led me in both a cultural and emotional/mental journey. Gordon the engine is considering converting for me, n I told him it’s his choice lol

yay! more alea!! one of my favorite guests

As a lapsed Catholic, agnostic theist, I have been looking forward to this one.

Nova just needs the Imperial Truth and to accept The Emperor into her heart.

Alea Kootz is one of my favorite guests

I owe my deep seated mistrust and disdain for organised religion to being raised catholic in Scotland in the mid 90s. Keith O'Brien was a regular attendee at my school, as was Joseph Devine, two members of the clergy who couldn't have been worse representatives of their faith. The first guy for being a raging homophobe who - oops - sexually assaulted some young priests at the seminary. Joseph Devine is on record as saying that his 2k per month home in Motherwell, an area of great deprivation, was appropriate. To top it all off, this was the same time that catholicism was going fire and brimstone over section 28, aka the law that made schools in the UK homophobic by default.

It's not the Holy Spirit Mark, it's the Holy Spirit Eamonn.

FINALLY

Nuns are the best! My nana's sister was a poor claire, and when I was little we had this cool young Carmalite nun come and stay with us. When I told my mom I was Reading My Life by st Teresa she was like you're not going to become a nun are you? I could become a Carmalite consecrated sister but not like an actual nun. The main problem is I like men too much to become a nun

In my church in the uk, there are quite a lot of younger people, but most of the white British and Irish people are in their 60s/70s or older

Papa Francisco can say the word because he FW the dolls, or at least has pasta dinner with the dolls

One of my favourite types of medieval art is depictions of mary with the baby jesus, where she looks a little tired, or looks at the weirdly swole christ child like wtf is this doing, like an actual new mom

Trans people can actually be baptised, the main thing is we can't get married, but we can possibly have the blessing gay people can now have. But German bishops might be movable on the whole marriage thing. Also Bavarian men do FW the dolls, at least in Munich

Ironically, thank God I’m now an atheist. There is no separating the problems of the church from the creation of the Bible which is the inception for the belief and the theology in the first place. If you criticise one pillar, the natural extension is to criticise the rest. So I don’t know how someone still ends up with belief at the end of it aside from needing comfort, which I understand But I just found odd. The universe clearly doesn’t care whether we live or die. Whether I’m okay with that fact or not doesn’t change the evidence and lack there off. Everything else is just men.

One of the problems with the UK is that there are some beautiful churches designed by Pugin, but because Catholic Emancipation was in the 19th century, then most churches are from the mid 20th century, and they're super ugly!!

AGUANTE EL FRANCISCO VIEJA, PRIMER PAPA PORTEÑO!!!

It would be so awesome if confessors were allowed to hand out better penances. I live in a city in Australia that was an absolute hot bed of church CSA. There were 2 Catholic high schools, a Salvation Army boys home, a couple of orphanages and pretty much the entire Anglican hierarchy. Yay. However in the Catholics, there was one ex-priest who was a confessor to several pedo priests, and they gave him such a crisis of faith he wound up leaving the church. A couple of the offenders realised how much their confessions distressed him so they went into graphic detail with what they were doing to children. If only he'd been able to give a penance like the offender standing in a public place holding a sign saying "I RAPE CHILDREN."

This episode still not as long as your average sermon

My stages of listening to November's religious journey: 1) Just be Catholic. 2) Just become pagan. 3) Just join the OTO. 4) The thought of Thelemite November drifts through my head. 5) "Yes! You get mass AND tits! This is the path."

You could 100000% beat St. Peter in a brawl.

I fucking love desk reference

My guess before looking was 3h48m, I know this pod so well.

RIP to the 35th President of the United States John F. Catholic, shot in broad daylight by the City of Dallas, Texas

Screaming out the title like I’m the vvitchfinder general

C*tholics 🤢

the "it's okay to say that on patreon" censor was a very good bit. thank you devon.

I'd nail a transcript of this to a church door but they don't make nails that fuxkin long

I screeched when I got the notification for this 😁

Please, more shitting on GW. BTW, we all didn't go into foreign service or intelligence.

Not gonna lie, I was hoping the promised catholic church episode was one long bit.

There's a got dang PONTIFF in the AVIGNON!

Well, my podcast agenda for my 12 hour road trip this weekend just got 25% filled in.

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