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June 22, 2023

UPDATES + SELECTED STAG DO CONTENT

The good news: my stag do (pre wedding male piss up) was hilarious and unforgettable. 20 lads in a mansion with a swimming pool and plenty of space to piss around in, and perfect weather too.  

Some selected highlights:  

- A hilarious game of footy with various levels of ability (my team won on pens)
- A slip and slide which quickly turned into a corridor of death by missiles  
- A dizziness based game in which I ultimately got gunged for no apparent reason
- A welly wanging competition in which Uncle Ed somehow managed to throw his backwards (see 2nd pic)
- A huge game of "fives" (similar to a rock paper scissors tournament) that resulted in a face off between me and Uncle Ed, who then had to down a dirty drink (red wine, vodka, beer and coffee and god knows what else)
- A messy early 00's R&B dancing session in the early hours in which my mate Jim dropped me on my neck  

The bad news: It ruined me and with it any hopes of a Friday release for part 2.  

I was quite severely hungover for two days, and on Tuesday, just as I planned to get back to the editing chair, my decimated immune system succumbed to a nasty cold. That day, already unable to move my neck from that particular impact, I also realised I'd twisted my right bollock, and spent the whole afternoon and evening in accident and emergency where they thankfully concluded it was nothing serious.   

To sum up, I'm alive and kicking and excited to get episode 2 of the BNRM finished, but let's safely call it next Tuesday to avoid further disappointment. The next Wales bonus video should be with you around that time too.   

Thanks everyone!

video below..

Comments (21)

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Danyisnoob · July 19, 2023

Congratulations to you and Verity ❤️

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Andrew Weir · June 24, 2023

Geowizard's helmet was not the patreon content I was expecting but it is the patreon content we deserve.

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Hannah Samuels · June 23, 2023

Did you forget the sunscreen? You’re as red as that feckin jerky box last week. Looks like you had great fun 😎

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Charlie Psillas · June 23, 2023

Will there be a wedding video for us lads?

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Ascott · June 23, 2023

Was Welch Greg there? (Asking for a friend)

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William Taylor jade · June 22, 2023

I sign up as a new sub and this is the first content I see. Slightly aroused. lol

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ze_german_kraut · June 22, 2023

Only Fans Confirmed 🥵👀

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Nuno Salvaterra · June 22, 2023

The first picture is from a set you'll be publishing on OnlyFans, right?

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Ian Tomlinson · June 22, 2023

Sounds like you had a great weekend mate, that twisted bollock issue is a bad one, did mine once on a slide in Blackpools Sandcastle Water Park. Couldn't walk or anything else for weeks

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GeoWizard · June 22, 2023

Sounds horrendous mate. Apparently if it's properly twisted you have 8 hours before it's dead :| I think we dodged a bullet, although yours sounds worse!

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Andrea Sala · June 22, 2023

Great job guys. Glad to see greg also there

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Alarm · June 22, 2023

Sounds like a good wobbly-line mission was had by all.

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Ezra Linehan-Clodfelter · June 22, 2023

Congrats!

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Thom williams · June 22, 2023

Dude I think we can see your GeoLizard through the red mesh

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GeoWizard · June 22, 2023

Luckily it was in a sock ;)

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Romysh Bellucci · June 22, 2023

That last pic has got to be your new profile pic or a very sick thumbnail for something.

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Blade Runner · June 22, 2023

Ah Fives! A dangerous game indeed.

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Antonis Pafliotis · June 22, 2023

The bra sunburn really sells this :D

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BlenderBattlescar · June 22, 2023

Perfect outfit for a straight line mission

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shen · June 22, 2023

No worries about release dates mate, it was a day for your celebration and you deserved to have fun! Not dying of alcohol poisoning is a nice bonus, too! :p cheers

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Alexmae · June 22, 2023

Massive congrats! So happy for you