*NOT EPISODE 4* (but an update on it's release)
Hi all, Episode 4 is going to be a couple of hours late this evening, so you can expect it at around 10pm GMT. Really sorry if that scuppers any of your arrangements.
I think I was a bit unrealistic with the Tuesday release date. I've done my best to get it done for today, and it will have subtitles, but it's just going to be a bit late.
The good news is, it's a cracker. See you there!!
Comments (332)
Loved it. In a future video, can you address this question — even if you have already: Why don't you retry the same Wales line? Especially since you know some are definitely easier. And particularly because Wales #4 had a very marshy anticlimax — full points for geo-wizard'ing but it's not as pretty! What would be amazing would be seeing if you can remember past efforts and pain seared into your brain, and maybe, surprises pop up when things have changed! Things will have changed that you'd never ever guess!
It would take away some of the drama and tension somewhat if we know in advance what the major obstacles would be. Might work for the lines that had to be abandoned early, though.
Video is up 🥳
Bought a box of Heineken specially for watching this video! 😂
Thanks for the great evening everyone ❤️
Lol 30 comments to 630 in 20 minutes
Massive GET IN
Whilst I’m waiting like everyone else. I wrote a song for my band a while back inspired heavily by Neil Young but lyrically/conceptually by Tom’s straight line missions. Thought people here might get a kick out of it, might be your thing, might not be. Who knows. It’s called “Nothing New” by Morning Crush.
really nice 👍
Would you consider doing a straight line mission across Devon?
Is it crazy to suggest a straight line mission in Switzerland?
I'm not sure it's possible but consider that a challenge anyone reading (remember to stay safe though!)
What about the Isle Of Man in a Straight line ?
ever considered another straight line across Norway, just in another part?
the quality is now at 720p ..does anyone know how long it will take to get up to 1440p?
720p is plenty mate
Tom do you have a board behind your monitor to help with guesses? I see your eyes dart a lot on the steam and I’ve always wondered what you’re doing.
his eyes are scanning the computer screen
black country mission eta?
Tom, I don’t understand how walking the longest straight line without crossing a road made the news, but none of your attempts have?
Hire some PR
When can we expect the video using no roads?
I am beyond pumped!
would you ever make a 2nd album?
Tom, I gotta be up early tomorrow. Guess I'm gonna save a treat for tomorrow. Enjoy the episode everyone! Greetings from Amsterdam
Okay, will rewatch Episode 3 in the meantime :)
dream country destination?
Would you ever do a straight Line Mission in germany? :D
it's not impossible
any chance for new kinds of light music some day?
Eta?
The video is still HD processing, had no idea it would take this long. Sorry to keep everyone waiting. Can't be long now..
we don't mind SD 🙏🙏
Tom, will you try wales again for a ‘pure’ victory one day? Or are you done with it
we'll have to see how this is classed
i was trying to plan a west midlands straight line mission and struggled. tom have you ever tried?
might be a few too many houses...
Would you ever do a straight line in Ireland?
too wide i think
am i the only one refreshing every 30 secs ? lol
Are you allowed to use a plane in the straight line challenge? Could make things slightly easier
lol
Do you plan on revisiting your all the weatherspoons series
I watched that in case one from my city showed up, but they never did!
Visit every Wetherspoons (if you haven't already)
that sound like a depressing mission
how many boats until release approx?
Tom what's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?
Did you ever figure out why the batteries kept dying?
Probably a bad batch of batteries
Ever considered doing a counties challenge? Like, visiting every county in the UK in the shortest amount of time (by foot when possible).
When you’re in the US in September, if you need assistance in the DC area I got you!
what one other youtuber would you recommend tom?
beau miles is good
🐐
wake me up when it’s here
You've inspired me and my friends to do a straight line mission in Sweden! It's just these damn lakes...
Tom, what was your dream future when growing up?
musician / song writer
ETA on the video?
Will you travel or mission through germany? Come on over, you can go straight through my house
To be never seen again...
Tom I am getting a to scale tattoo of your face on my face but slightly to the left
That’ll look mint mate
RIP to this thread once the video comes out
There is also another straight line mission planned for April/May/June, but it's early stages.
I'm guessing you have the text post planned the video is processing since you're chatting?
How about walk across shropshire in a straight line? seems easy enough ;)
Have you been to Melbourne? If you plan on doing so can you let me know so we can have some beers
How not to travel America 🤣🤣 GET IN! Better get locked and loaded
I'm nearly as excited for this video as I am for Elden Ring
Tom what’s your opinion on Wiltshire?
love it
might as well use this time to upgrade my tier from $1 to $4
Tom which West Midlands football team do you support
up the villa
Tom have you had any beef jerky since Norway
don't think i have actually
Tom, ever thought about streaming again? Not necessarily geogusser tournaments, since so many cheats on them
How tall is your favorite color?
Less than 20 bucks
Tom have you always been online or is it just YouTube?
Tom what is your opinion on Pembrokeshire in Wales?
beautiful place
I climbed from level 82 to level 99 in duels while waiting for this video to uploaded
Thanks for the great content Tom!
Listening to pink floyd rn for any one wondering
I'm listening to the strokes
Just to get some positivity out there, Toms missions inspired me to go out more and walking around nature is actually great fun! (of course I was listening to his music while doing so)
Encountered any farmers yet?
I can reveal that me and Greg are planning to do a "how not to travel America" series in September..
and it's going to be big.
What about a mission along a border, I have no idea which would be possible.
San Marino might be interesting for that
I've eaten so much cheese
I envy you
imagine Tom just had a power cut or something extremely unlikely
Where are you planning on going next?
What did you think of Aberystwyth?
I went to Uni there. Awfully dull place after about 2 months
I could just go to bed and watch the episode tomorrow, but that's just silly
exactly
When you first started YouTube, did you ever imagine you'd be in this position, with a series that's this popular?
only in my wildest dreams
would you rather do a straight line mission without any shoes or without any trousers?
Tom would you do a straight line mission across the North Pole, No farmers there
easier to do the south pole, as it is much flatter. and the ice around the north pole is floating around so even if you go in a straight line on the ice, the GPS might think different.
ITS HERE!!!!!
Is it?
Have you checked out the ultralight backpacking community for ideas on gear?
he packed food that had moisture in it and doesn't use rubidium tent pegs so he got banned from all the ultra light weight forums for heresy
When is this Worms Armageddon stream starting again?
This looks like a good camp spot
Wen part 4?
Patreon really needs an instant message feature, like a chatroom, having to refresh constantly is bad
Whats the dream mission to do abroad (realistic or hypothetical)?
Tom what's your favorite map on geoguessr?
earth map
🐐
Can we a get 🐐 spam??
Straight line across Australia? If you have a spare 6 months?
probs not
Premier launch party atmosphere
how are you
Why man walk line video not here?!?!?! Me lose sleep for wait video! (Np looking forward)
saw Cannock on the BR game and audibly went "ew"
unforgettable experience, I can imagine
just had a poo for anyone curious
Sweet
I'll answer what ever questions I can, but there might be a strong influx...
why
alreet got a glass of wine to tide me over
Tom, greetings from Croatia, a perfect country for a straight line challenge.
Yo dude from comments way further up...Let's talk more about Halo 2
Straight line across Coagulation...
Taking the biscuit now boy bach 🏴
Quick Q&A while the vid processes?
OK ask me anything
I feel awful, but you lot seem to be having fun at least
No worries, can't predict how nice YouTube is going to be
https://www.geoguessr.com/battle-royale/60967eb7-7a62-4ba9-b8f4-49820108713d join
It's up for higher tiers, paste the video code for youtube /watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
XcQ
He's forgotten
I got school tomorrow, guess that's out the window, no regrets tho
mental health > school
Sometimes in the Creator Studio is can still show 'processing HD' even though it is HD when you click on the video. I'd give it a check if you haven't Tom!
This is the most excited I've been in about 5 years.
Let's goooo
I'm ready
better go watch all the other walk the lines on repeats
already
If they succeed Greg’s gonna be punching the air
I really missed greg
Everyone waiting and refreshing are simply an elite of humans
Going to need a new beer soon haha
Patiently waiting 😁
Tom mate, you are a legend
Tom is asleep at the wheel. Verity is our only hope!
Gonna have a wank whilst I wait
might do the same
False promises...
things just take longer than expected
Just waiting for the HD quality to load guys. It's being painfully slow, but don't want to make you watch it in 360p!
It's all good
11:11
just chill! the video will be out when it'll be out.
As Gandalf said, a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. Applies to GeoWizards too.
my turn to try the toilet strat
back from the toilet and it’s still not out 😩
It’s midnight here and I’m trying to stay awake 😂
23:23
My pee just failed it's straight line mission into the toilet bowl. Large deviation, no platinum run.
It's okay; as long as the deviation wasn't any more than 25 metres, in which case I'd be very worried, It's platinum
23.04 is my guess, what’s everyone else’s?
12 honestly
Here we go... (maybe?)
snooze
23:00 😨
It's like at university when I have to send off a paper just in time. But this time from the perspective of the professor
lol
i was here
officially late tears in my eyes dont die on us tom
Are we recording?
boom
Have a little faith everyo… oh it’s late
this is ground control to major tom
10
1 minute lads
Yes I am John Lennon back from the dead all you need is love and GeoWizard of course
Get in John!
got knocked out of the battle royale bc i came here and refreshed, savage
im going to the toilet hopefully the episode is released by the time i come back
that's a good idea
The real journey was the friends we made along the way...
It's been an honor
Even JOHN LENNON is here waiting
I hope it comes through, I'm up at half 4 so I don't think I can wait any longer
Inb4 22:59 “not the video but an update” 🤣
dont jinx it
11:27
Do you guys think it's going to be released on 11?
11:02
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The anticipation!!!!!!
3……
5 minutes... will it get it ??
Come onnnnn
5 mins
3 mins
take ya time tom, im just doing some uni work to fill the time
If it’s the last one life has no worth in living
HERE WE GO...
Im battening 39 degree fever and Covid not trying to fall asleep. I gotta see this.
Take care and get well soon David
Relishing this moment as it could be the last ever one. Surely not :(
I’m ready for some more agricultural angst!!!!!!
So fucking ready
4 opens spots in Diverse World Battle Royale Distance! https://www.geoguessr.com/battle-royale/7d91c85b-bf3d-4fe6-9069-3444ec2db9b1
GGs battle royale folks
Future me is watching the mission across Antarctica
Mission across the moon in 50 years
I’ve got work in 6 hours…patiently waiting :)
Tom, press the ‘upload’ button😂
Picturing Tom staring at rendered %, sweating.
I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the episode even tho I might just watch tomorrow after work haha
i imagine tom is stressing out in front of his computer right now, saying stuff like “are we uploading? yes, get in”
Future Tom has already uploaded the video
future me already watched it and said that it's great
My favorite part so far: Ben's face as Tom says "Ben's loving it"
cant forget the "armed with 36 AA batteries"
Is it here yet?
Not released yet?
Final 10 mins, we’ve all been waiting for this moment
Spoilers: Tom gets arrested on top of a mountain looking for batteries after being chased by a furious farmer riding a bull. Should have been more stealthy
Lolz
We love you Tom
Tom you dropped this mate ‘👑’ my wizard❤️
In the mean time watch some ‘straight line mission’ copy cats on YouTube, makes you really appreciate the work Tom is putting in.
Don’t forget the self produced music and sheer fence hopping skills
The anticipation is killing me...
I think toms got lost, we’re gonna have to ring verity, she’s gonna think he’s dead *battery dies*
I am here too!! Thx Tom!
I'll always remember where I will be when part 4 drops
I knew this auto refresh chrome extension would come in handy one day!
Peter Pettigrew
I hope you thank your lucky stars every day for such a legendary first name
Geowizard = 🐐
I can already hear the Amynedd music playing.
Lol everyone here refreshing has fine taste
I’m that excited I had to waste my time watching episode 3 again
I'm rewatching ep 3 as well lol
I am so glad we are all here together to witness this moment, love you all.🥲
I'm so hyped for the final episode. Regardless of the outcome, Tom always produces the best content
literally the best content on youtube
I'd like to congratulate everyone here on their taste in YouTube content.
It’s dropped
Sorry
Battle Royale Distance on A Diverse World anyone? https://www.geoguessr.com/battle-royale/7c58b00d-bcda-4efe-bee0-fc4d4561f35f
haha i'm in
The Patreon app have notifications, so no need to keep refreshing the site. But still I'm here!
Hopefully the “get in” is strong in this one
any russians waiting? it's 2 am here lol
"In Russia, the hedgerows climb over YOU" ... or something XD
...so how was everyones day
my legs are still hurting from doing a long cliff walk on the weekend, tom really made me go outside more
I had better see your fingers in those western waters tonight Tom. Looking forward to the Get in
Who thinks they'll make it to the coast in this ep?
I think they will. Tom will jump on one lag if he has to.
I have no snacks because I am the snack
It would be so funny if hes just looking at these comments just laughing 😂
F5 gang gang
What snacks has everyone got
I have some Ritz Crackers
Lol everyone's here waiting patiently for the drop
Refreshing!!
Mission across wales- mobility scooter part 4
Brilliant 😂
Damn the suspense is literally killing me at the moment 😂
I really hope he succeeded. It doesn't matter about the ordeal to forget, that was unavoidable. If he completely the line, it not being 'pure' doesn't matter. No attempt could ever be 100% pure
Will his leg stay on?
more like, what colour will his leg be at the end
v
it's an honour to be refreshing with you all
Will the 36 AA Batteries be enough?
genuinely, I laughed out loud last week when he said 36
Did Tom just delete the post where he committed to no later than 11pm??? Hahaha. I can imagine him there frantically trying to finish it off. It’s cool bro
It's still there for me
Refresh gang
literally
who else is here waiting for the drop?
everyone is
Patience is a Virtue!
That actually works even better for me haha! Cheers for the update!
👍
I've already eaten all my popcorn!! Hahaha the longer the wait, the better will be! :D
No worries mate, cant wait!
UPDATE It's gonna be more like half 10 guys, but no later than 11. So sorry to keep you waiting. It's been a bit of a nightmare!
No worries at all bro! It’s ready when it’s ready. I’ll continue to wait very patiently
I'll wait as long as it takes
Just joined your Patreon. Long time lurker. I like you.
Just got in from work, looking forward to it!
I'm a YouTuber too and I know how much work goes into editing things like this, at least once it's up you can sit back and relax with a nice pint or something :) can't wait to watch!!
No worries tom, brighton v chelsea is on at 8 so ill watch that instead
Thanks for keeping us updated!
Don't stress it
Cannot wait for this tonight. All great content as usual Tom! Praying its a success! :)
Will just have to ask the Mrs if I can stay up late tonight 😂
late better than rushed <3
no wukkas mate
I need this so bad
No need to apologize really. Good quality content needs time and yours is certainly quality content at its best!
The new time suits me better, great news!
You could've also watched it a couple hours later if it got released earlier? xD
Tonight’s plans are sorted then! Can’t wait!
If you get to the end, it counts. It might not be 100% pure but no line every is... You can't stick to the line by the metre. Unavoidable leaving the line whilst not making progress, for example while camped, to use the bathroom, or for an emergency such as what we saw last week, should not nullify the attempt.
Thanks for your hard work!
See you all there…
No worries Tom, and well done on finishing it today, it must be a monumental amount of editing! Can't wait to see it!
Can’t wait mate
Don't mug yourself; get it or when you can.
Are you finally gonna tell Verity that you love her??
I'm really hoping for a proposal at the end of this one
Wohoo, so much looking forward to this!
👏
Excited for it!
Cheese corn
Get in
No problem at all, can’t wait to watch!
Can’t wait Tom!
HAPPY DAYS