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June 17, 2021

I'M ON PAGE 3 (post mission thank you)

The Guardian did an article on me on Sunday! not just any article but a full on page 3er! There are some great action shots from Scotland on there, but sadly no topless pics.

Despite the heart-breaking end to the Scotland Mission, It's well and truly a great time to be GeoWizard and I just want to thank you all. Thank you to all the new Patreons who have recently signed up, as well as all the old timers. I can't thank you enough for supporting me. At the rate I'm going there's a small chance that YouTube might stop paying me properly, so anything I get from Patreon is much appreciated, particularly with the costly missions I have planned for the foreseeable! I'm hoping I can carry out my plans to conquer Patagonia and Qatar...

BONUS FOOTAGE: I know I keep banging on about it, but it has been quite a hectic period for me recently and so I'm still a bit behind. I finished editing Scotland last Friday and I've been signing and packaging all the posters with super Verity pretty much since. To add to that we're moving house tomorrow. For those of you who are eager to see the bonus footage from the mission, starting with all the footage from the preparation and scouting,  I'm hoping it will be ready by tomorrow with subtitles. At the very least without subtitles.  
Thanks for your patience in this busy time and thanks again for signing up. You are like one huge, family and I want to hug you all.

Good luck to the Scots tomorrow! (except I don't mean it ;)

P.S. I forgot to mention how pissed off I was that the writer mentioned the police incident in Scotland before the actual release. That was the one thing I asked her not to do. I'll know next time not to divulge any information to any journalists! Sounds obvious now...

Comments (52)

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Name123 · September 12, 2021

I didn’t know Greg was your stepbro

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aaron45 · July 12, 2021

Patagonia! That's gonna be a tough one...

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‘‘CK’’ wiťh manual curly quotes · June 20, 2021

So when you move house, do you do it in a straight line, or …

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Br0zart · June 18, 2021

Patagonia? That is daring! Really looking forward to it though, good luck.

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Pacman World · June 18, 2021

Where is the link to the scotland bonus video

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Eilon EJL · June 18, 2021

Yup looks like the post was removed! I'm sure Tom is on top of things!

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SeaJay · June 18, 2021

Does anyone know if the Scotland Bonus video #1 post was removed? I got the email earlier today and was waiting patiently to watch it after work, but now when I click on the Patreon link I get a 404 error. Could someone kindly please share the URL to the YouTube video.

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Michael Stonacek · June 19, 2021

I believe I saw a comment after he posted that someone saw a non-blurred phone number on a car screen, I assume he pulled the video and will reupload after cutting or censoring that part.

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tracefree · June 18, 2021

Honest question Tom but aren’t you a little bit afraid that by that publicity people will call the police and tell them that you crossed their land since they literally have video evidence of that?

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Daniel Barnes · June 18, 2021

Trespass on foot over land is mostly civil and not criminal, but I'm sure they can fine him for Rail track and motorway hopping :/

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Daniel Barnes · June 18, 2021

It is great you are getting recognition but I'd be concerned that the rozzers will see your vids in more detail and charge you with some offence for walking on the Motorway. Something like a £2500 fine each would probably be something you and Welsh Greg could do without?

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Kyle Voss · June 18, 2021

This sounds like a proper "get in!" moment!

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jackalyn · June 18, 2021

Congrats!!! Very well deserved!! Can’t wait for more but we will all totally understand if you need to take your time and do what you need to do! ☺️

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★Melanie☆🍉 · June 17, 2021

This is awesome! You deserve this. And journalists will be journalists lol, how annoying. Anyway, I'm happy to support you Tom, you make the best content on the whole of YouTube. Btw, QATAR??? You mean straight line mission? Be careful. My father works in Qatar, I've visited a few times. The laws in that country are very very strict, especially for foreigners!

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‘‘CK’’ wiťh manual curly quotes · June 20, 2021

Surely crossing New Zealand is far easier in the suburbs of Auckland? Tasman Sea to Pacific Ocean is 22 minutes via footpath … I might use my travel bubble from Australia to try that …… tbh it's gonna be harder in a city with houses and front yards, eek

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Stacky · June 17, 2021

There is not one bit of this entire adventure that you don't deserve. You're going from strength to strength and you're never losing that humble charm that you started with. I love it. Having you succeed at all these cool things is like having a buddy that you're just so proud of. Keep it up mate, can't wait to see where you go next.

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Oscar Nissin · June 17, 2021

Damn, breaking embargo is a big no-no! :P But hey, all ink is good ink ;)

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Jan Are Melgård · June 17, 2021

I'm gonna start calling you the FishmongerWizard from here on forward!

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Antoine Tertois · June 17, 2021

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/jun/11/straight-story-the-youtuber-taking-a-direct-route-to-success

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Amit Zohar · June 17, 2021

I hope the coppers from Scotland see this

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Pete H · June 17, 2021

I read that article and missed the bit about the police! It didn't ruin it for me. Now you know what want they want to write about the police, just exaggerate the story about being on the run from the police the whole time. Catch me if you can... How did you get the article? Did they contact you?

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Rosie Shotton · June 17, 2021

mate im genuinely terrified for you going to qatar thats nuts but if anyone can do it its you

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0-Dimensional · June 17, 2021

NICE!!!! You really need this recognition!!

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Trelleon Ginting · June 17, 2021

Nice matee, hope the next projects went well!

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Michael Webb · June 17, 2021

Nice one mate, that's awesome. Make sure you take some time to enjoy the Euros! We can take back revenge on Scotland tomorrow for ruining the straight line missing! Haha

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Jake · June 17, 2021

Good luck moving houses tomorrow Tom! Remember to use them legs and not that back, last time I moved a desk kept me in bed the whole next day.

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Nathaniel Davis · June 17, 2021

Congrats, and take care of yourself - creator burnout is real! You’ll always have people supporting your work, we’re not going anywhere. Take a break when you need one.

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Laura Newton · June 17, 2021

Also, you NEED to actually conquer Wales, third time lucky? You just cannot be defeated by it 😆

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Harry Rose · June 17, 2021

Have always thought you and Welsh Greg would make great page 3 girls

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Laura Newton · June 17, 2021

I signed up a few days ago to this, just for your content and I'm so happy I did!! Good luck with your house move!!!

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Weston Titus · June 17, 2021

congrats tom!

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Wayne Owen Humphreys · June 17, 2021

Ggs on the full page story also..

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Bladiebla · June 17, 2021

Dude, you're the only youtuber I support (as of today), that says a lot!

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Laura Newton · June 17, 2021

Same!

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Wayne Owen Humphreys · June 17, 2021

Haha #Page3Model in the making..

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youp · June 17, 2021

I love your videos and theyve inspired me to go out and see nature more!

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Max Wormser · June 17, 2021

Congrats on the paper coverage mate! The three Scotland videos where top notch Geowizard entertainment, can‘t wait to see your next mission. Also cheers to Greg, you should take him always from now on. 👏

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R · June 17, 2021

let’s gooooo!! amazing :)

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Jason Pease · June 17, 2021

I love your content Tom. I was sad to see the Scotland attempt only last three episodes, but I really hope you have more planned because it’s never enough. I need more!

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John Kossmann · June 17, 2021

Get in !! Congrats

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Josette Reynolds · June 17, 2021

Can't wait for more straight line missions. What's the thinking behind Qatar ? Isn't that quite a dangerous place with poor human rights record?

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Leon Melaisis · June 17, 2021

Well done Tom and Greg!

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GeoWizard · June 17, 2021

I forgot to mention how pissed off I was that the writer mentioned the police incident in Scotland before the actual release. That was the one thing I asked her not to do. I'll know next time not to divulge any information to any journalists! Sounds obvious now...

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MusFuzZ · June 17, 2021

Old media is dead anyways. It is just withering away. What you are doing is the future. "Journalist" will be the tobbacco salesmen of our day.

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Ayle · June 17, 2021

Coast to coast through norway?

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Ethan Page · June 17, 2021

Get in man!! So proud and happy for you!! Wish we got that here in the US; I'd frame it!;)

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Shelby · June 17, 2021

a true icon!

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Herman Strömberg · June 17, 2021

That is awesome! Congrats! Well deserved feature!

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Dave Matthews · June 17, 2021

Fully deserved Tom! Awesome stuff! Keep up the good work mate

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ZackC__ · June 17, 2021

Nice one man! Good luck with the move, too (:

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Patrick Neasey · June 17, 2021

You deserve it Tom, get in

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Thomas Harvey-Gasse · June 17, 2021

Good job man!