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November 6, 2024

Tomorrow Evening on the $4 Tier (Thursday 7th, 6pm GMT)

It might not surprise you to learn that I love a good theme tune. I'm also a nostalgic bastard. So, I've created a Tier list with all the noteworthy kids TV programs from my childhood, and I'm going to rank their theme tunes in an epic live stream, listening as we go. Most of them are British so many of you won't recognize some of them, but there are some outstanding theme tunes on display here so anyone with an ear for music or nostalgia should be entertained. I've tried to stick to shows that were aired in the 90s on British TV when I was a kid and while some of them are American I never had the posh channels (Nickelodeon, Cartoon network etc) so Dexter's lab and the like aren't on here. That said, feel free to make a request and if I used to watch it or if there's enough demand I'll stick it in here.

Stream will be available for those who can't watch live, unless any of the music get's it blocked which is unlikely.

For those who were thinking of singing up to the $4 Tier anyway this might be the perfect time. If you're still unsure, here's a list of all the videos currently available on the $4 Tier: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HD8TRZjoU8fCrEOcD_8ks9ao0RuYmy4ExyTx8eQtyLU/edit?gid=0#gid=0

Comments (43)

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Tesco · November 8, 2024

calling it now, Round the Twist is S tier

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Hannah Samuels · November 7, 2024

Is there going to be a link here?

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Greg Martin · November 7, 2024

Where can we watch?

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Storpey · November 7, 2024

What an excellent idea! Charlie Chalk instantly came to mind (not enough people know about Charlie Chalk) and its intro theme is special, so I'm glad to see it on the list! I do often think about where some of those artists might be now, and how they feel about putting a lot of effort and passion into singing about a clown on an island, or a Welsh fireman. Takes some confidence I think! Also how off their faces some of them might have been when penning those masterpieces...! Edit: Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries is one I constantly get stuck in my head as an adult, if that's one you're familiar with.

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Andrew Henderson · November 7, 2024

Ah, Tom, this is absolute nostalgia crack for me! I’m about 10 years older than you, so my sweet spot is the mid-1980s. I’ll understand if you don’t want to go there, but I’ll highlight a few gems. The Family Ness - https://youtu.be/xaCzbqdFS24?si=m7_yTryCKPZITOXv No Scottish stereotyping whatsoever in this cartoon. Jossy’s Giants – A kids football drama, written by legendary darts commentator Sid Waddel. One episode featured a cameo by Brian Robson, then at Manchester United, giving perhaps the most wooden performance of the decade.: https://youtu.be/0PEveJc8k8E?si=7CKH-eTrKG2eDihO Ulysses 31 – The pinnacle of 1980s cartoons, in my opinion! A Star Wars rip-off retelling of the Odyssey, in space, with a Barry Gibb lookalike main protagonist. Clearly an influence on some of Daft Punk’s aesthetic as well. But, importantly, an absolutely killer theme song, which kicks in at around 50 seconds into this vid: https://youtu.be/N50XnT9206w?si=kT8BaZjIWIHurTcI Mysterious Cities of Gold – The follow-up from the producers of Ulysses 31, with a theme song sung for months in playgrounds across the nation. From about 40 seconds into this vid: https://youtu.be/aw2bE3axkwU?si=LKyj29npqi9wahqh There are videos on YouTube of a young Philip Schofield singing both the Ulysses and Cities of Gold themes with Gordon the Gopher in the BBC Broom Cupboard. I found those extremely heartwarming until a couple of years ago, but they offer a rather different viewing experience these days…

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Andrew Henderson · November 7, 2024

Just saw the Family Ness thumbnail in your pic - good ol’ BBC repeats!

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Hannah Samuels · November 6, 2024

Ohhhhhh my fucking god this is such a good idea I could cry. I’ll see you there. Fireman Sam is THE best kids TV theme there is. Just listen to it, for fuck sake it’s insane. Did you ever watch Spider? I see it on the little images on your thumbnail. The songs on there are actually beautiful for a kids show.

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Matthew Edwards · November 6, 2024

Gargoyles ?

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Digsy’s Dinner · November 6, 2024

Arthur has to be god tier!

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Greg Martin · November 6, 2024

Did you ever see Reboot? That super early but out-there 3D kids show about “The Net”. https://youtu.be/fuEJWmxWkKw Or The Hurricanes? That show about a crime fighting football team lol https://youtu.be/56ofjCI7QmA (Also shoutout here to my wife Cilla who you helped find her mum on geodetective, thanks so much, we both love the channel and plan some of our weekends around straight lines and tenners in pockets)

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Storpey · November 7, 2024

Aaaah Reboot was mind-blowing back in the day. And its theme is in an odd time signature - 5/4! Thanks for getting Hurricanes back in my head... It's been a couple of decades since that little gem of a song had a place in my mind!

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Joe Gallant · November 6, 2024

Some absolute bangers there. No power rangers? Or am I just missing it.

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Tom Gidden · November 6, 2024

Roobarb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR_mFRE6qKc

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Jack · November 6, 2024

Never actually watched an episode but the theme song from Maid Marian and her Merry Men still comes into my head occasionally. Something good must have been on after it. https://youtu.be/CY7UifBHaGc?si=eoQI2H9sV7Og8CxJ

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Hörður Gestsson · November 6, 2024

Can't go wrong with "Fat Albert show". Un-PC named vehicle of a canceled character. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r87cIxZXEME

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CalamityJames · November 6, 2024

I made a YouTube video with a bunch of my favourites. Feel free to nick any from my list (almost certainly duplicates so apologies in advance from the paste of my YouTube timestamps!) 0:00 CBBC Ident 0:06 Playdays 0:42 Family Ness 1:19 Penny Crayon 2:05 CITV Ident 2:10 TUGS 3:10 Budgie The Little Helicopter 4:11 Sooty & Co 4:43 Jimbo & The Jet Set 5:28 Poddington Peas 6:01 Stoppit & Tidyup 6:58 Superted 7:45 Rosie & Jim 8:43 Fireman Sam 9:50 Oakie Doke 10:29 Brum 11:35 Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends 12:05 The Animals of Farthing Wood 12:49 Bodger & Badger 13:23 ZZZap! 14:00 Fun House 14:43 SMart 15:10 Art Attack 15:45 Finders Keepers 16:22 Mike and Angelo 16:53 Woof! 18:08 ChuckleVision 18:40 The Queen's Nose 19:05 Why Don't You? 19:22 How 2 20:02 Bad Influence 20:26 GamesMaster 20:56 CBBC Ident 21:02 Newsround 21:29 Blue Peter 21:59 Byker Grove 21:26 Grange Hill 23:02 Live & Kicking 23:29 Diggit 23:50 CITV Ident 24:00 SM:TV Live

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Joe Gallant · November 6, 2024

Link not showing for me?

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Imraduin · November 6, 2024

As a Swede born in '92 I recognized 10 of these, not that bad tbh

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Shaun Saunders · November 6, 2024

Also oakie doke that weird little acorn fella, terrible show great tune

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Sam Dutton · November 6, 2024

Great looking list so far, can I suggest Bertha?

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Joe Gallant · November 6, 2024

And raggy dolls?

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Shaun Saunders · November 6, 2024

Think it was more my younger brother and sisters era but the mona the vampire tune was great

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Christine Monahan 🇮🇪 · November 6, 2024

Just saw round the twist. Forgot about that show. Love the song so much. Rugrats my fav of those though

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Mark Dillon · November 6, 2024

And Inspector Gadget

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Damo1977 · November 6, 2024

🎶McToot blows on his bagpipes…

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Mark Cole · November 6, 2024

What year were you born?

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GeoWizard · November 6, 2024

1990

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Mark Dillon · November 6, 2024

Raggy Dolls needs to be on there. Banger of a tune

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Thomas Ely · November 6, 2024

Will TMNT be the shit uk version? I was appalled as a young child moving to England-don't make me relive that!

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GeoWizard · November 6, 2024

Don't remember any British version, always seemed American to me!

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David Pay · November 6, 2024

I thought it was a singalong at first.

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Sven Van De Voorde · November 6, 2024

Can't think of a better way to use your platform mate. This is A+ content!

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Mike Rainsbury · November 6, 2024

Same goes for The Renford Rejects

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Mike Rainsbury · November 6, 2024

If Poddington Peas isn’t on there, I’m not watching another video.

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GeoWizard · November 6, 2024

Oh they're on there Mike and they'll score highly

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Gemma Morris · November 6, 2024

Are the Poddington Peas and Trap Door too 80’s?? Surely they got some early 90’s airplay

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GeoWizard · November 6, 2024

Don't remember trap door!

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Simon Atkinson · November 6, 2024

If Okie Doke is any less than S tier I’m unsubbing 😤

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GeoWizard · November 6, 2024

you're going nowhere then

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Nick Crossman · November 6, 2024

If you watch TikTok have you seen the guy that has started doing all the popular theme tunes on guitar it’s so good. Look forward to this video 😀👍

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CromulentFX Super Resolution · November 6, 2024

Considering subscribing for this. But will immediately revert if Round the Twist is not masterpiece tier

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GeoWizard · November 6, 2024

I'll save you the $4 now. Nah it'll be up there, can't promise masterpiece tier though

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GeoWizard · November 6, 2024

To be added: -The Moomins -Superted -Blue peter -Animals of farthing wood -Inspector gadget