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October 9, 2024

Attempting to sneak into Drayton Manor theme park (and how we managed it back in 2007)

In 2007 a young GeoWizard and an even younger Welsh Greg set off from Aldridge and headed East. Same old story right? not quite. Excitement levels had waned slightly of late, so we hatched a magnificent plan: we were going to sneak into the 5th biggest theme park in the country, using our blossoming missioning skills and our beloved Footherley brook as a secret entry point. Thanks to a very early version of Google Earth (the first instance where I used it to plan a mischievous mission but certainly not the last) and a slice of luck, the mission was a success. After an arduous wade up the thigh deep brook we had entered the theme park through an old brick tunnel. Although we were spotted by staff, we managed to flee the scene, change our shirts and hideaway in the splash canyon queue, emerging to the sight of gaggles of agitated security personnel.

Fast forward 17 years and I decided it was high time that I recreated this classic mission. At 33 years old being caught there was an added layer of embarrassment attached to being caught, but there was also no guarantee that our tunnel would still be crawlable...

Next up on the $4 Tier:

-Strava Segment Hunter #2 (filming next week)
-Exploring the Lichfield to Walsall abandoned railway (filming the week after)

Have a great week everyone!

Attempting to sneak into Drayton Manor theme park again (and how we managed it back in 2007) (YouTube)

Comments (49)

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Crashie Corbashie · September 8, 2025

greatly enjoyed this. alton towers next please

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William Burnett · September 5, 2025

You can definitely sneak into Alton Towers, there is almost certainly ways into there through the gardens which you could get access from off the Churnet Valley Railway from Denstone. I live in the area and I know my Mum use to tell me she and her friends used to sneak in years ago when they were longer along the same area

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Radheya Mansel · August 29, 2025

Yes, sneak into Alton Towers please

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Radheya Mansel · August 29, 2025

Yes, sneak into %a

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Woooooow · August 26, 2025

Amazin

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Alex Powelly · July 21, 2025

Why am I thinking Thorpe park would be easier as it’s surrounded by water😂, love the vid mate

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Falcon · June 24, 2025

fyi if you try sneak into Alton Towers and you are caught you will be banned from all merlin parks for life (Thorpe Park, Chessington, LegoLand and possibly all SeaLife centres). They have cameras EVERYWHERE with facial recognition. So if you ever plan on going to a merlin attraction again I wouldn't risk it.

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Jake Wilkinson · April 18, 2025

Oakwood 👀

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LordLard · October 31, 2024

Brilliant :-). 1000% yes to Alton Towers!

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Huw Ramsay · October 26, 2024

You should sneak into more places, I’ve seen a few people do Glastonbury online but I think yours would be more entertaining. Just a thought.

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Joss · December 15, 2024

I'd blummin love that

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Bill W · October 26, 2024

Thanks for the adventure. You never fail to put a smile on my face. :)

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Alex Danckaarts · October 14, 2024

Great stuff Tom! I've noticed it's easier to get away with cheeky stuff like this when you get older, as people don't suspect a 30-year-old as easily. Love these kinds of videos, keep it up! Greetings from Finland!

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Centuries of Sound · October 12, 2024

Nice! Lots of great memories of Drayton Manor. You could sneak into the West Midlands Safari Park next, probably not such a great idea though.

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Centuries of Sound · October 12, 2024

Or actually you could go explore the remains of the American Adventure Theme Park, maybe a little before your time.

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Daniel · October 12, 2024

Daniel Reid here, thank you so much for finding my grandparents in your newest GeoDetective . They were born around the late 30s early 40s so chances are the pic was more around the late 50s early 60s. Sad to see the hotel demolished but cracking work nonetheless. Cheers

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a_ndy · October 12, 2024

one of my favorite videos in a while

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Saad Siddique · October 11, 2024

Is the Geodetective still in works?

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Hannah Samuels · October 15, 2024

Yes I understand the latest is taking a very long time but will be worth the wait

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Laurie · October 11, 2024

Another great vid, thanks! Followed all this while and never knew we had the same birthday. Happy birthday for Sunday!

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W dJ · October 10, 2024

Geowizard and Draynor Manor

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Real Tal · October 10, 2024

definitely sneak into the towers!

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

Will do Tal !

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Stuart Duncan · October 10, 2024

You’ve got a boner. Best line in a cracking video. You are so creative. Now we just have to wait another 16 years to see you relive it again. What a way to see out your 40s. Love to see an Alton Towers one. That and Thorpe Park were the only major ones I visited as a kid.

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

Haha thanks Stu. Not much creativity involved in that line, just a lot of pent up school humor. Alton Towers next for sure! maybe I'll sneak in at Halloween...

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James crouch · October 9, 2024

A cool fun video

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

Cheers Ash!

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Alex C · October 9, 2024

This is perfect: I remember coming here on a local Youth Group holiday circa. 2002 back when Shockwave was the UK’s first stand up rollercoaster or some tosh. Then that G Force rollercoaster was built the next year and the queues were brummie and wild. And all the while the rubber dingy rapids weren’t lethal. Now all I’ve got are my kindred Villa cousins. Lovely vid

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

2002 was the glory days for me too. Klondike, Skyflier, Apocalypse. Great times. Not quite sure how someone met their end on those rapids! Cheers Alex!

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Test page · October 9, 2024

Bloody brilliant! Definitely not too old (Happy birthday for Sunday btw). This sort of thing is utterly fantastic!! And the fact you sill bought a ticket really made me happy - it shows you were just doing it for the hell of it, and not to save money.

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

Cheers mate! more rollercoaster sneak ins to come then!

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Craig Cooper · October 9, 2024

Yeah Alton Towers next for sure. Loads of fun. And you bought a ticket so no harm no foul I say.

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Ferg · October 9, 2024

again another great vid tom

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

Cheers Fergus!

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Craig Cooper · October 9, 2024

*Mussels 😅

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

I knew that.... ;)

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Hannah Samuels · October 9, 2024

Right. Get ready for my rambling. I absolutely LOVED that. It was so damn exciting. It was a bit sad for me to see you unsure of yourself because of your age. Never ever deny yourself an adventure or a rollercoaster. The second you start telling yourself you’re too old, you’ll make yourself old. Keep doing what is exciting to you because I felt every second of that like I was right there with you. I would fully support a second video of this if you felt up to it, maybe even a series. You should consider a series of sneaking into UK theme parks. That would be biblical. Thanks for the great watch, and Happy Birthday for Sunday. All the best and many happy returns 🍺

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

Thank you Hannah! glad you enjoyed. Yeah you're right. I mean they were just throw away jokes really, but as you say simply mentioning your age makes a thing out of it that needn't be there. Rest assured I don't intend on slowing down!

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J Hutch · October 9, 2024

Alton Towers would be crazy, but there's plenty of service roads connected to it - good luck if you make the attempt!

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

I was walking round there the other day. tall barbed wire fence and the odd camera, but I reckon it's doable!

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Sam Boden · October 9, 2024

Cheeeers

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Matthew Blabey · October 9, 2024

I keep forgetting how local you are to me, immediately recognized hopwas at the start and turning right into plantation lane lol

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

haha we're bound to bump into each other one of these days then!

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Justin Langley · October 9, 2024

No way. We’re heading to Drayton Manor for the first time this Friday. Might not try and smuggle the kids through a tunnel though.

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GeoWizard · October 10, 2024

haha im sure it would thrill them more than any ride!

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Jack Mingle · October 9, 2024

I honestly read the title as "Sneaking into Draynor Manor" I always look forward to your videos especially the different in between adventures like tenner in the pocket, or exploring the urban areas and canals and this one.

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Wesley Burgoyne · October 9, 2024

Just finished your London to Budapest series after looking through some of the older stuff on here, and it was one of the most captivating and inspiring series I've watched, gonna definitely do something like that in the next 1-2 years, being a similar age to what you were back then. Now gonna watch this, great timing! Thanks Tom you're a legend!

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GeoWizard · October 9, 2024

Can't recommend a big bike trip enough Wesley! cheers mate

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Michael Durkin · October 9, 2024

Thanks Tom