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June 15, 2024

Will I make it through this infuriatingly dense forest before dark? [ENGLAND PART 4]

Day 3 of my most odds defying mission to date is under way and massive lake crossing aside it's a case of rinse and repeat; 11 more miles of dense, tormenting pine plantations to be completed before the disastrous descent of darkness. This time we do have more moorland to break things up along with better weather, but the trees, both vertical and horizontal, would do their very best to slow me down and drive me insane.

Some speech might be difficult to hear - use good speakers/headphones if possible and use the man made subtitles

Some good news and bad news for the patreon community:

Bad news: Next weekend will be a break weekend. An early baby arrival meant that I didn't get quite as much work done as I'd planned and because I don't want to compromise on quality, I need an extra week to get the next episode up to standard. E5 will hit your screens on the 29th of June.

Neutral news: $4 Tier people: I filmed something for you in the week, but it was a bit of a disaster, so I'm heading out tomorrow morning to have another go. The amusing yet satisfying final product will be with you around Thursday or Friday.

Good news: after 4 weeks off work (paternity) I am already clucking for adventures. I have some big ideas for the pipeline for this summer and beyond, which will result in memorable, satisfying content for both Patreon and YouTube viewer alike.

Will I make it through this infuriatingly dense forest before dark? [ENGLAND PART 4] (YouTube)

Comments (65)

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Anne Weeks · June 29, 2024

Congrats on the baby, hope all are healthy and doing well. Never a problem to postpone a bit, kiddos are unpredictable and wonderful, and family is your #1 priority!

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Shaan Kularia-McCue · June 20, 2024

Congrats!! So happy for you and Verity :)

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Paul Cooke · June 18, 2024

Hi Tom, congratulations on the new baby I hope it goes well for you, as a father of 3 it is definitely the hardest challenge I have ever faced, however I haven’t had to dodge angry farmers! I stumbled across your videos on YouTube 3 weeks ago and have binged them like a boxset ever since and now I’m a Patreon. Keep doing what you are doing as it’s riveting stuff and your sense of humour and controlled mischief is refreshing.

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Thuess · June 18, 2024

Hey Tom, just a quick question, do you think that a mission across Slovakia would be anything feasible? Thanks

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Nick Schwarzer · June 17, 2024

Quick question Tom: Will you ever get a Christmas Tree again?

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Blayce · June 17, 2024

yoo that geowizard guy is a dad!!! haha congrats Tom, hope Verity and the little one are going good

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Chris Shea · June 16, 2024

@geowizard Can you release a best of moments video where you show some of the unique moments in full? For example your fallen tree crossing. Would have loved to see your reaction improve and experience the entire thing.

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Lewis mcmillan · June 16, 2024

Controversial take: Ben helping you paddle may arguably amount to a failure.

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Dustin Geddes · June 17, 2024

*world's biggest eyeroll*

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Anders · June 16, 2024

Soft airgun goggles with a mesch will keep your eyes safe and will NOT fog up.

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felix · June 16, 2024

congratulations on the baby!

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GeoWizard · June 16, 2024

I've had to rerender and reupload this one guys as there were two mistakes in it. This means your YouTube comments will disappear so you'll have to recomment on the new one at 8pm (or at half time!) Apologies for this! sometimes things slip through the net.

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Dustin Geddes · June 17, 2024

I think the good captions are missing from the reupload Edit: it's fixed! The captions are so well done and have slight jokes buried within...I couldn't rewatch without them

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LordLard · June 16, 2024

Great going Tom - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk - and a great reason for no vid next week of course...

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Guillaume GRS · June 16, 2024

Tom's kid : Can we go to Disneyland ? Tom : we are going to cross AUSTRALIA in a straight line ! Anyway, congratulations Tom !

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wortwicht · June 16, 2024

Everytime I See you jumping in a river I remember that one Video about the Bolton Strid. Are you aware that thing exists? I assume So, as it's quite close to you, but I'd love to know for sure. It's probably more dangerous than a firing range

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GeoWizard · June 16, 2024

I won't be going near that place!

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Ashnakag · June 16, 2024

Maybe you should post the entire dense forest footage part as a patreon exclusive so we can feel like how bad it actually is

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GeoWizard · June 16, 2024

Good idea but I have to be more careful with battery life sadly!

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Dustin Geddes · June 16, 2024

We finally saw the shot from the first sneak peak of this mission that we got months ago!

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N L · June 16, 2024

"Planet Earth is blue....and where the fuck are you". Bit of a missed opportunity there mate. 'Grats on the baby though!

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GeoWizard · June 16, 2024

Damn... hindsight.

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Arrghjay · June 16, 2024

Congrats Tom & Verity! Hope mum & the little one are golden. Loved this episode, but who the hell planted those trees so close?! Can’t wait for the next, I did some geophysics during my archaeology degree in a field next to a live firing range and that was hairy enough!

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Ege Kaya · June 16, 2024

A firing range? You are a madman, Tom.

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Antonio Karides · June 16, 2024

Congratulations Tom and Verity!!

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Marte Kjelsberg · June 16, 2024

Congratulations Verity and Tom!

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Alec · June 16, 2024

Happy Father’s Day sir

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Naturally JB · June 16, 2024

Congrats on baby Tom! I'm sure it will be your hardest challenge yet. Absolutely loving this series, thank you!

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GeoWizard · June 16, 2024

Already is!

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Stuart Duncan · June 15, 2024

Amazing episode. Those pine tree forests are something else. One thing I'm curious about, do you ever run into big spiders or other bugs? When I'm hiking around state parks in the US and go off trail, I almost always bump into some large unpleasant multi-legged friend.

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GeoWizard · June 16, 2024

No spiders out in the winter, not much else for that matter! The summer would be a different story..

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Simon V (Rith) · June 15, 2024

That's not bad news at all! Congratulations, Tom!

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Sam Townend · June 15, 2024

Looking forward to the next ep gunna be worth the wait hopefully see it before the impending edit removing the military firing range 😂

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Billy Richardson · June 15, 2024

I fucking love straight line missions, they make my year when a new one comes out. I think theres something about the amazing music, ambience and just overall raw feel of it that hits different compared to other creators. Perfect way to end the day!

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Simian · June 15, 2024

small gear upgrade suggestion for any potential future missions: wrist strap for the GPS that you can tighten. will help avoid dropping it again and can also leave it dangling occasionally if you need both hands free!

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Arrghjay · June 16, 2024

How he hasn’t lost it by now is insane!

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Huw Ramsay · June 15, 2024

Nice work Tom! Is baby born yet? “If I walk through there, they could shoot me” he smiled, dreaming at the very thought of such an excuse.

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GeoWizard · June 16, 2024

She is Huw!

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Daniel MacPhee · June 15, 2024

Do you have the camera rolling the whole time or just for part of the day ?

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GeoWizard · June 16, 2024

I film sporadically. I've gotten better at it.

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Tom Csöndör · June 15, 2024

This has to be one of the hardest straight lines you’ve done😁What keeps you going when it gets difficult?

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GeoWizard · June 16, 2024

My support crew and my burning desire to get this done!

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Jaakko R · June 15, 2024

Congratulations to you and Verity! A new challenge awaits and I'm sure you'll both do great. And the dad lore is going to be epic. Not everyone's got a real adventurer as a dad. By the way. Why would anyone plant trees like that?

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Ryun Rich · June 15, 2024

whens straight line USA? :)

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dvdvideo10 · June 15, 2024

I think he once said that will probably never happen, at least not in those states where they're allowed to shoot on sight when your on their property.

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Anders · June 15, 2024

Go for a pair of Soft arigun goggles next time.

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Ryan Stevens · June 15, 2024

Congrats to you and Verity on the bambino. Babies seem to be arriving earlier these days, our little Verity (great name I’m sure you’ll agree) was 4 weeks early although it seemed like top trumps with other new parents with how early theirs arrived! Have you thought of any first Dadventures you’d like to take your little one on when they are a bit older?

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Dustin Geddes · June 17, 2024

Verity is a really fun name

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Centuries of Sound · June 15, 2024

Another fantastic episode, so glad you're past most of that forest now. And congratulations on the baby!

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Thea Haugland · June 15, 2024

I can't believe the baby is already here! It feels like only a moment ago you told my boyfriend and I in a pub on the Isle of Man. Deepest congratulations to you and Verity both, do take the time you need with the little one.

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Dan Melone · June 15, 2024

Did I read that correctly? No episode next weekend?

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GeoWizard · June 15, 2024

You did Dan yes!

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Daniel MacPhee · June 15, 2024

Congratulations to you and Verity !!! Any predictions for the euros btw ?

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GeoWizard · June 15, 2024

Have a bad feeling England will bottle it this time. A lot of expectation on the shoulders of those players..

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RHYS · June 15, 2024

How are you not covered in ticks?

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Centuries of Sound · June 15, 2024

Mostly non-native to the UK, or at least the ones carrying nasty diseases, but they are on the increase here.

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Damien Fenton · June 15, 2024

I just caught up with last week's video. All I can say is a big fair play for getting through that physical and mental anguish!

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Johannes Wiberg · June 15, 2024

This is awesome, but make sure you take the time you need for Verity and the wee one. Love the vids and all but that can wait!

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wortwicht · June 15, 2024

Dear Tom, Congratulaions to you and Verity for what will be your most exciting adventure! If I read that correctly, your child was born a bit too early. That happened to us as well. My Son weighed less than a Kilo and today He is 13, one of the tallest in His class and just the loveliest, smartest and happiest Person I have the Privilege to know. If I undeestood you incorrectly, please excuse my message - just wanted to let you know that it will be fine. Just in case. Love your Channel so much! ❤️

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GeoWizard · June 15, 2024

Wow that is some turn around! glad he's doing well. Ours was only 2 days early but I had planned to do a lot of work in those two days! haha

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Brad · June 15, 2024

You always know how to drop a video and make our day! Even better that i get to watch this in a tent!

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Imraduin · June 15, 2024

Hell yeah, every saturday evening is a banger while this series is running!

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Sasha de Goguel · June 15, 2024

Parenthood straight line mission, get in.

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Centuries of Sound · June 15, 2024

There are some fun missions you can do with kids, saw one guy that introduced his kid to a new generation of gaming consoles every year, starting at age four

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Matthew Moffatt · June 15, 2024

Congratulations to you and Verity on the baby again. Looking forward to any adventures you've got cooked up for us!