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Catherynne M. Valente
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This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me: How Ted Lasso Totally Did Awaken Lots of Things In Me Even Though Absolutely No One Asked It To Go So Hard
Ted Lasso has virtually everything going against it. Especially in terms of getting specifically me, Cat Valente, to give it a chance. But I really, really, really want you to give it a chance if you haven’t. So I’m gonna try to do this without major spoilers beyond the premise of the show. First of
Apr 27, 2021 0 1
What’s The Matter, Don’t You Like Our Smart People Music? or I Don’t Know What Will Save Modern Cinema But It 100% Isn’t Tenet
Oh my god, you guys chose Tenet! What a CRAZY UNFORSEEABLE YET TRÈS FORTUNATE turn of events because I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS EARSPLATTING MONOCHROME GLUMBEAST. But first, I’m gonna need you to watch a YouTube video. This one. Clicky-clicky. I’m afraid I’m quite serious, and I will wait for yo
Feb 28, 2021 0 1
Love Is the *Loud Barfing Noise* Dimension: The Slick Yet Empty SF of Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar
Oct 30, 2020 0
Mandatory Mad Fiction Dissection Table: What Shall I Review This Month?
Sep 22, 2020 0
Mandatory Mad Fiction Frog Dissection: What We Do In the Pandemic: The Two What We Do in the Shadowses
Aug 31, 2020 0
Make Me Do Things Post!
Jul 10, 2020 0
Mad Fiction Lab Mandatory Frog Dissection: A Survey of Children’s Edutainment
May 24, 2020 0
This Month's Review!
May 14, 2020 0

