Catherynne M. Valente

Hello, everyone! In what was really the most wonderful birthday present, we reached a new funding goal! I can't begin to tell you what this means to our household and our anxious artist hearts--thank you so much, and thank you for sticking with me in such a horrid time for us all. I will try to be w

Greetings Patroneers! Way back in April we announced a LABORATORY RANDOM TEST SUBJECT POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT LOTTERY GOAL, and as announced earlier this month thanks to your incredible support we achieved that goal. So we engaged the Sentient Robotic Arm Who Hangs Around But No One Is Exactly Sure O

Thanks to the incredible generosity of all you wonderful folk, we achieved the goal we have been hovering around for a few months! Your support really means the world to me and all of the Lab Denizens. In the game of Pin the Horn on the Unicorn (pictured above) that is life, you all have spun around

A post catching you all up on Laboratory plans for the rest of the month is incoming, but in the meantime, I wanted to let you all know that after extensive simulations conducted by the Denizens that resulted in almost no workplace accidents* we have added a new goal here in the Laboratory! If we ca