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Catherynne M. Valente

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What Do You Call This? Creative Linguistics and Useful Schemes for Titles, Chapters, People, Places, and Things in Speculative Fiction Narratives
This is an essay version of the talk I gave at the Stonecoast MFA Summer Residency at the University of Southern Maine, where I now find myself somehow a grown-up faculty member. Or at least, a third of it. I couldn't even get through all of it with a two-hour lecture slot, and when I fleshed it out
Jul 1, 2026 0
Bonus Denizen for All: The Magical Midnight Mermaid Mathematician Scarf
I wanted to show everybody this because I’m just so proud of it! They’ll be another proper Denizen this month, though, don’t worry. Here on the island, one of the churches has a twice yearly rummage sale where you donate what you can per bag you take, and we all bring old stuff to find new homes. La
Jan 26, 2025 0 4
ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Rainbow Glitter Star Crayons
May 25, 2023 0
Wherefore Art Thou Norman Greenblatt-Vorkosigan? How to Name People, Places, and Things in Science Fiction and Fantasy
Jan 31, 2023 0
The One True Secret to Successful Writing
Oct 11, 2022 0
Denizen of the Month: Mt. Blueberry Wombat
Mar 31, 2022 0
The Shark That Never Bit Me: The Authority in Fiction and the Fiction in Authority
Sep 9, 2020 0
Plotting for Clowns: A Class Distilled Into an Essay for Your Nerves
Apr 30, 2020 0
Experiment: The Foul and Dreaded Question: Where Do You Get Your Ideas?
Aug 8, 2019 0
A Piece on the Side: the Fine Art of the Beloved Sidekick
Nov 21, 2018 0
Mad Fiction Experiment: How Much Is That Mystery Box In the Window?
Sep 23, 2018 0
Through a Window Darkly: Transparent Prose and YOU
Jun 18, 2018 0
March Experiment: Consider the Iguana
Apr 4, 2018 0
January Experiment: Name All the Things
Feb 12, 2018 0
December Experiment: Writer's Block
Jan 13, 2018 0
October Experiment: Love in the Time of Nanowrimo: Life, Books, and the Conservation of Mana
Nov 6, 2017 0
September Experiment: The Writing Process
Oct 6, 2017 0
Show Me On the Doll Where You're Afraid You'll Never Be Good Enough: Dealing with Insecurity
Sep 4, 2017 0
July Experiment: What's My Motivation, Mr. Director?
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