Catherynne M. Valente

Hello everyone! It's been an insanely busy month as summer (and thus all summer childcare options) dwindles down toward the waiting maw of the school year--and I'm about to depart for Worldcon in Los Angeles and the Hugos. I'll be posting rewards over the remaining days of the month, but I wanted to

Many times at conventions, people have asked me to post my con schedule on Patreon so it's easy to know where to find me, and I ALWAYS say "Oh that's such a good idea, I totally will next time!" And then I fully ADHD that into the sun and forget next time. BUT HUMANS CAN GROW. I AM DOING THE THING.

I have been asked so many times to post my con schedules here on Patreon…but ADHD is just a festive gift basket of trash and I can never hold it in my head long enough to execute that ye olde executive function. BUT NOT TODAY, BRAIN CHEMISTRY SATAN! Here’s where you can find me throughout the con, a