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Catherynne M. Valente
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Bonus Post: Long-Expected Party
Sep 30, 2026 0
Bonus Denizen for All: YOU!
Sep 3, 2026 0
Denizen for All: The Inaugural Class of the So Many Hands Writers’ Retreat
May 28, 2026 0
Bonus Mini-Essay! The Opposite of Fun with Ancient Greek, or, The Etymology of Antigone
Mar 9, 2026 0
A Denizen for All: THE WEIRD CHAIR
Dec 8, 2025 0
Bonus Denizen for All: My Coat of Many Colors That My Mama Made For Me
I’m just so proud of this I want everyone to see it! Also it took almost a year of assembling patches from various sources. And then just...a REALLY long time hand-stitching every single patch because, as it turns out, "iron-on" is apparently just a total lie it's perfectly okay to tell. And then I
Oct 30, 2025 0 3
Bonus Post: The Valente Family Singers
Aug 19, 2025 0
Bonus Denizen: Susan from Contracts
Apr 27, 2025 0
Denizen of the Month: THE GRAND DESK/WORD ORGAN KNOWN AS KRAKATOA
Mar 27, 2025 0
Bonus Caturday Content: A Very Normal Cat Being Normal
Jul 15, 2023 0
Denizen of the Month: LITTLE FREE LIBRARY!
Jul 12, 2023 0
Bonus Reward: The Seething Sea Sufficeth Us
Sep 28, 2021 0
On Valentine's Day
Hello, darlings. Forgive my slight absence of late, I am snowed under with deadlines but will be back on top of things shortly. On this very special day, I wanted to dig up on of my best essays, posted long ago on Livejournal, and thus lost to the sands of the internet. I've edited it quite a bit, b
Feb 14, 2021 0 1
ALLCAPS COOKBOOK BONUS EDITION PRESENTS: THE DARTH BABY
Apr 1, 2020 0