Where's Bryan? - PATRON Ep. 57

Where's the like button stalt was fucking fire

Stalk was cooking

I love you stalt

The play glitched out and went quite 1 minute in as sam was quoting the potentially racist comment and I had a few seconds where I thought sam had just full quoted it and had to cut it out in post

Video idea.. u guys throw me a surprise birthday party's bc my friends and family forgot

we all know bryan's just locked in an eternal gooning session that the podcast gets in the way of. i imagine he just looks like a shriveled and dried worm on the driveway pavement in a summer heat... poor fella.

It’s like Bryan’s still there as an audio listener you just gotta think of him

What about a poob and sam mail time video ? 🤔

Love guys watching you guys. Big love from South Africa 🇿🇦 was great hearing you guys talk about our more interesting music. If you guys ever find yourselves in Cape Town shout if you need good weed and couch to crash on

We’re gonna need the full stallt version of that song.

When are you going to update the patreon description since Bryan is gone?

Get back with byran for more skate vidsss

As a listener from the UK - you should both go into downtown tallahassee and tweet your location. I can't forsee that going wrong at all

This podcast is 38% worse without Bryan

It's gotta be bizel or stallt as replacement

Hayley Joel Osment would make a great Brian replacement

Bizel as next host pleaseeeee

STANLEY CUPS ARE THE SHIT my fiancée made me a believer

I would like to congratulate Brian for managing to be THAT bad at podcasting, no seriously that is an impressive lack of effort.

Finally subbed, Bryan dying peaked my interest.

You should hire timitheee chamolat to play Bryan

Rip Brian 💔, ill miss his long blank stare.

Stalltt deserves a pay raise for this one

Give me bizzle or give me death

What interior mod for project zomboid do you guys use? I’ve been looking and I can’t find a good one

Buy 2 bb guns and have an ol timey duel

Go to an arcade and play that halo shooter game together. Not because it would be funny, but because I personally wish to see it.

Get Freddy back so Poob can confront him about the mug

can you post at the first half of the month for once there chief? busting my balls here without entertainment, what is entertaining is looking at the video post time stamps on any of these vids and realizing I'm wasting my time asking this lol as if you even got the mustard to read these anymore, im sure you'll squeeze one out at the usual last minute or there abouts, also when stimpy agian? when bizzle agian?

get spongebob

Did the other two hosts quit too?

You guys need a third host. How about this, I can be the token black polish host that was raised in Germany. You need some representation with the new lack of hungry black beady Canadian eyes. Schedules almost completely clear, and my sleep rhythm is in shambles so that fixes that. Let me know gentlemen. Lastly y’all should post another ep if y’all aren’t even gonna consider mine or Tj's offer. P.s. if a black person dropps the N-Word in this section that would also be called Howie Mandel, what would happen to the comment?

Re-enact 2 girls 1 cup <3 for Brian! RIP king :'(

Give us bizzl

sam reading this comment while leaking piss from his weiner sitting in his smelly pissy pants, upload a new episode NOW

Ok but I actually think Dontoni would be a good 3rd host for the show 🙏

Everyone sayin bring brian back but he actually didnt say a whole lot so idrc

Make stallt the 3rd member

upload it sam i know you have it poob said you guys recorded like a week ago on his stream. Noob

Even without Brian they still can't upload consistently, bravo you sheisters

Its heart-warming, yet heart-breaking, to see how Poob is coping with the loss of the life of Bryain.

It is time for a new episode gentlemen, my eyes and ears need quenching.

I think Poob and Sam should kiss. Like tongue on tongue make out session while Abby watches and divorces Sam and they start a homosexual relationship. Or they could take submissions and review patron bag fumbles

https://youtube.com/shorts/92PsnGjYHEc?si=uadf_GrOsw1MulqT

They fire brian, and now Akira Toriyama is dead. Thanks Sam

I require a new podcast

BRING BACK BRAN!!!!!

ain’t paying for this shit without brian sorry

Episode 44 was the beginning of the end for Bryan

poob and sam pottery poob and sam elevated (stoned) podcast

You guys should shoot Abby with nerf guns like that one mail vlog Sam did like 8 years ago

Eskimo kisses when you are together

Bizzle third host!

When you it’s get together Brian vigil and have him call you during it. 🙏

Did not expect Stalt to beautifully sing in this episode. Play more copyrighted music and made those chops work.

Sam if you liked Scavengers Reign, check out Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal on HBO.

I would love to be apart of the interviews for a new third, if you go that direction. I love the podcast excited to see and maybe be apart of it

When Poob visits you should go mini golfing I want to see poobs varsity golf skills

hi :3

I want staltt to sing me to sleep

you need a 3 rd no lie pls

Was rewatching Rick Levines episode, Bryan got fired in February…shit checks out lmao

I mean, we have to get a third host. Sam and Poob are great but it’s just 100x having a third person to riff off of and Bryan didn’t say much towards the end but when I did it was great. Even just having that third person to laugh at jokes.

Should have staltt be the third host!

Brian gone big sad

Thanks staltt, picking up the slack as usual.

Id love for you to do a food/cooking video with Poob. Those have always been my favorite videos

Thank you stlatt

finally left the streets of the youtube comments, now my parasocial relationship will flourish

The podcasts are an hour shorter since Brian left, so he obviously added something.

good god staltt i don’t know what kind of emotion i should be feeling after being serenaded like that

Finally some closure on Bryan at least.

Props to stalt for singing hes really carrying this podcast

When you guys meet up you should do a golfing episode

Everyone needs to get on the Forehead Fables Reddit and convince all the none payers that Bryan died and the only way to find out what happened is by paying for the patreon

Can y'all do a 5 min make out session?

Who’s this Bryan guy?

Can you guys do a blind liquor taste testing? For poobs health

Rest in power Bryan, you will be missed

Congrats on the raises guys!

Poob looks like Kirkland Brand Timothee Chalamet. Kind of takes me out of the movie every time they do a closeup on his face and I imagine him saying “CHECK PLEASE”

Stalt really killing it why is he wasting his time with these clowns? He should go to American Idol immediately

Did I mention that I am a young white male with brown hair and questionable central European descent?

I hereby petition myself to become Bryan's replacement. My qualifications you may ask? Laughing at other people's jokes, the ability to interrupt the flow of the conversation and change the topic, and a completely open schedule since I am a graveyard shift security guard. We need a new Bryan, and I step forward to fill the role!

Poob: "He looks like me" Also Poob: "He looks like he gives really good blowjobs" What did he mean by this?

RIP Bryan

Thank god poob is the one I'm here for and not bryan

Next Episode, run interviews for Bryan's spot. Dress code is required

Poob check out buildabear for puppet sized clothes

we need brian to come back on and harass poob like the old days

Can you guys get Jontron on the pod please? Great work thumbs up!

RIP Bry

Maybe to get Bryan back every now n then you guys can do more skate style episodes that a lot of ppl seemed to hate for some reason, also can we get a few here and there where you guys get super fucked up, maybe a lil scared...those were my fav. Kisses. Hi stalt

We love you Stalt

I love Brian and Brian loves me. Also I’ve never heard Sam (Poob) laugh so hard. So endearing ❤️

Lmao, Stalt is awesome

Thank you stalt!!

Stalt, you da man

get stalt on an episode

When you two meet up, I want you guys to arm-wrestle and record it, **best out of five**. If you do that, I'll sub to the $10 tier. (Up until I need to save the money ofc.)

Damn Sam, you really f'd up that bitcoin sell-off

Abby third host

Sam should teach poob how to make his own Garfield pipe strip mug 🍺

I think the dynamic of 3 people is what everyone really likes, not really Bryan personally.

I don’t get all the Bryan love, he almost never contributed lol. Bro literally been stealing checks at TWO jobs. He’s the Kadarius Toney of this podcast. Poob is obviously Mahomes and Sam is TK

ngl, gonna miss bryan. rewatching a fuckton of the older episodes now. we stan our quiet canadian bully

Can we just all agree to have Bizzle replace Brian? I’d be cool with that. (Sam I know you only wanna do live ones with Bizzle but we need someone else in here)

Stallt is unironically a good singer truly a man with many talents

Bruh

I would love to see grown men do pottery…clothes are optional.

when you guys meet you should do the Arnold and Carl handshake from the predator movie but instead of arm wrestling try to break each other's arm. loser sleeps with Abby for the remainder of the sleepover

After watching the video of this, how the fuck did I get that same tik tok as Poob?

Good riddance

Sam you should make Poob do a bunch of free labor around your house. Great him at the door with a whip

Oh I have a great idea for you guys! It would be super hilarious if you guys managed to bomb Iran, I would be ROFLing so hard

ill make sure to say hard R next open mic for Brian 💋 rest in peace thick dick

Bryan is on a perma-goon

high/drunk legos

So Old Bryan is gone huh? I know the perfect replacement, New Bryan(me).

High baking Y'all get baked while baking

NOOOOOOOO WE NEVER FIGURED OUT HIS EXCLUSIVE PORN DEALERS!

A pottery video together would be cool

Oh my god Stalltt, at 1:05:00 you actually blew my mind, you fuckin rule man

Can we hold bryan replacement tryouts? We’ll all just silently sit in the discord vc

You boys should go play some golf when you meet up

Should go fishing for an irl vid

Hey guys. Its Bryan. I am just hard at work rn tbh.

I would love to see another homesteading vid with the both of you this time

Staltt was absolutely crushing that song ngl

Rip Bryan ill go pour some slurs into a league chat for the loss of my mans

thank you staltt, beautiful singing

I'll miss that real nigger-man.

Holy fuck talking about zomboid and stallt singing 10/10

Not the worst lost to the podcast, not even a loss. I’m only here for poob

Since Bryan is fired, poob better get a massive raise

Slur

Don’t worry guys I can step up I’ll be the new Brian

nothing better than the birthday gift of seeing Bryan gone

Sorry stalltt but you’re gonna have sing an outro on every Patreon episode from now on. I don’t make the rules.

thank you boys

What the fuck, I’m fired? Guess I’ll start saying it again

Grats on the raise boys!

Good job Stalltt that sounded great

hi poob

These guys mentioned project zomboid once like a year ago and it blueballed me this is the ultimate year long payoff

Hopefully he'll come back as a guest here or there. The lemonade episode went hard as fuck.

Love you guys but you do need a third, even if it was wallpaper drying with dark beady eyes watching.

The extra money from Brian being fired should go to stalt for the editing in this one

Sad to hear Bryan is leaving, but not nearly enough people are talking about Stalltt’s golden pipes

Stalltt singing was NOT something I expected hahaha but I definitely welcome more !

Jokes aside this is fucking tragic. Podcast isn't gonna be the same

F for Bryan I’ll miss the way he sat there and stared into the void. Honestly tho if the 3rd spot needs to be filled I think Pip or Bizzle could do it.

OK guys, you twisted my arm, I’ll join the podcast

Stallt carrying the podcast as usual

I think we could all tell when Bryan first came on, he is a gamer, not a podcaster. His run has been cherished and appreciated, even if he doesnt realize. While we are all sad to see him go, I personally am glad to see him focus on doing what he loves, even if it is just gaming. RIP Bryan, you will never be replaced. Now, for Poob and Sam, you dont need a third. Guests are fun, but you two are amazing together, and really you are all we need. To a prosperous and happy future, that I am sure this podcast will have.

Bryan will be missed, RIP dawg 🩷 Long live the podcast

Damn one more day and it would’ve been out on my b day

Stalltt singing to us really helps heal the wound Bryan left by dying

Hire Bizzle

I'm just glad there was no falling out and y'all are still homies. I love all the boys.

I'll be honest i really miss Bryan that lazy little boy but Stalltt you should really do more voice work on these, loved to hear you sing. Helps dealing with the pain of losing that cute women eating hair bear

Every woman in a 2000 mile radius around Stalltt just squirted into the sun

Yo what happen to those shroom boys sam hanged out with?

it would be cool to see a commentary track on one of the movies you guys have talked about so much

That classic poob “eviscerate” yell coming out a little when he says “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND” takes me back to the die of laughter days, time to re-watch again while I wait

RIP Bryan, international man of mystery and nonchalance

Thanks for the update my Big N's

Idk if this message will get lost with the others but I for one love the chemistry Sam, Poob & Stalltt bring and can’t wait for the future lies ahead for this podcast.

You guys should have homosexual intercourse and record it in addition to your collages!

Thank u for the update boys :)

Stallt you really carried this episode man, breathtaking performance

Build 42 for PZ is slated for this year!!

Do a ghost hunting podcast

This is the second time a father figure has left me

LET ME THROUGH! That's my son! My boy. MY BOY!

For the meet-up you guys have to get insane amounts of your visual gags and squibs together and that’s from an audio listener

Stalt clutched up

You guys should do a DND session

Can we at least have a little sticker of Brian on the podcasts 😂 add a nose scratch and a couple of uhhs and sneezes and it'll be like he never left

stalt has a wild solo thank you for blessing me❤️

To cash in on the shitty ideas maybe another outdoors vid, I loved the Mushroom hunting video and Appalachia has alot of cool gem mines an stuff

Damn i must i have sam sense for when your about to upload every time i watch an old pod to satisfy my withdrawl you upload when i get done watching

Ngl Bryan wasn't my favorite host, but I still loved getting a little peak into his world for as long as we did. He will be dearly missed, but now the Red Dragon gets to fly high. RIP RedDragonius

Bryan’s just going through a phase guys he still loves us

For the love of God get bizzle to fill in for Bryan

RIP to a real one

There should be a patron interaction episode where the patrons "try out for Brian's spot."

Can we get a mod list for zomboid?

Please please don’t pick bizzle he’s a nerd

damn bryan being gone sucks. it was nice having the 3 person dynamic. should try and get some more friends as guests on.

"Me! Me! Pick me! Have me on as a cohost!" 🤖

Bryan will be missed

Damn it was one for the ages boys. RIP Bryan

Bizzle or me as your third cohost

🍾

Who is Bryan?

Who is Brian?

Bizzle for the new cohost!

what a power move, dropping the news of Bryan’s departure on the Patreon, so the undeserving freeloaders keep guessing

Can I get a "fuck you Brian" in the chat?

Total Bryan death. Kill Bryan, behead Bryan, roundhouse kick a Bryan into the concrete, slam dunk a Bryan into the trash can, crucify filthy Bryan, defacate on a Bryans bed, launch Bryan into space, toss Bryan into active volcanos, feed Bryan to piranhas, curb stomp pregnant Bryan, judo throw Bryan fans into a woodchipper, machine gun Bryan in half, urinate into Bryans PC, stir fry his little eyes for jujubees, report Bryan to the FBI

This podcast is built on N-word Bryan’s silent stoicism these are the last days of the fables

So he dead or what

Fuck all the people bitching, i give my 5 bucks to support these fine fellows. Imagine bitching about 5 bucks, what are you poor? Much love for PapaPoob

Good work getting all 3 out this month Sam and Poob.

Just tore down a couple bowls, and looking to order Doordash. Perfect timing.

I dont really miss him. He killed the dnd cast and that was the nail in the coffin for me

Also just in case no one has said this yet, I love the content you guys pump out. And I really appreciate you Stallt, love you guys ❤️

Where is Bryan

Real Bryan-cells (like me) just want the best for that beautiful little Canadian boy 🥰

Just as I was struggling to find a work video. Thanks boys

Boof time

I’m calling Wendigoon to investigate a missing Bryan

This is going to be beautiful.

IM GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOM

This sucks