The Coolest Guys in Nerdville - Ep. 111

My two paths right now are finish college and go into radiology or lead the democratic socialist revolution

That's a badass jacket poob!

You’re not a “co-pilot” Poob… you’re a First Officer on the Millennium Falcon

Poob is right. He is relatable to all us small city bored people who watch its always sunny and I think you should leave on loop

I added my address Sam, pls god pick me

“Big Tippers” for fat people who tip pontoons.

I agree with poob. A commentary of a movie would be really enjoyable to watch from you guys.

Do i get free stuff if im in the uk

I cannot find a way to add my address to my account. I guess RIP free shit

Pooberton, you and Sam need to record yourselves at a florida gun range, make a patreon video of that

Sorry Im late fellas! Patreon logged me out so I didn't get the notification haha! Sorry fellas!

give free.

I need my daily Sam therapy intro ! Haha

talk about wilbur soot sam

Sam does not know how to fish only getting drunk and waking up at 8pm on a Wednesday

Sure, come to Portland, I'll show you how to run a saw.

If I don’t get my podcast soon I’ll sock you a good one I will

I was at that dental tech convention in fort wayne. awesome fucking event.

I'm black, id make a great new Brian, we probably say the N word the same amount.

ong tho get ms vex 3rd host

I AM NOT GIVING THIS MAN MY PLACE OF RESIDENCE!!

Get miss vex to the be the new 3rd host

I’ve consumed the slop, more Pls

I know this opportunity has long come and gone but a good name for the Sam Hyde podcast could have been Anti-Samautism or something like that. Papa bless rip Brain

Great podcast lads

Y’all should go out into the Everglades and fuck with gators

I know this one just came out but like isn't there two more this month

I ADDED MY ADDRESS PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE I AM COMPLETELY SANE AND SHOULD BE TRUSTED WITH YOUR SHOTGUN SAM PLEASE BRING YOUR SHOTGUN

Gooning Rn

I want a Predator high five, but it HAS to have the same effects as the one on the stairs in Die of Laughter

Where the fuck do I put my address

Do i put my address here in the comments

I am commenting to get free stuff. I've given you approximately $40 act accordingly

Poob is fucking fighting for his damn life this podcast, bro. Never seen a man stop, stutter, and stumble over their own sentences like that since middle school PowerPoint presentations.

I updated my mailing address just to get random stuff sent

im more than certain that neither of you are strong enough to break each other's arms in an arm wrestle, dont be so silly.

I've been a loyal patron for years sams give me free shit (please)

drunk ep

ik Sam and Sam won't tolerate lowering the quality of the podcast in order to do this, but a podcast recorded while they are in a boat fishing would be an S tier episode.

You can have it I don’t care I have yours sooo do you what you want (ravage me)

⬇️My husband died. Click to see my pussy.

good job

James Cameron avatars just dances with wolves

Next episode is gonna be a banger for audio listeners I can tell

Go thrifting for those turtle necks and chains. Use Bryan’s paycheck to upgrade y’all’s look. Pick for each other though, and then go eat somewhere you are wildly under dressed for. It’s fun as a date, I’ve never done it with my bros though

Alright sam you can have my address but you stalt and poob better show up for dinner on the 1st. 530 pm sharp.

Just gave you my name, address, ssn, and direct coordinates of my phone at all times. Love you

Hotbox video for patreon

what time does dune 2 talk end|?

Just pulled fire alarm wire throughout an entire building listening to this podcast. Thanks for fueling me to keep working, keep em coming! :)

We have the technology just get a deep fake Brian that you dont have to pay

Creep cast and forehead fables crossover for Halloween this year ?

Get meatcanyon as a guest

How do I post my adress?

Paul had a vision saying he couldn't "see" without the blue piss. That's why he chose to go to the south. They would've lost without his foresight

For a majority of the convention segment I thought poob was talking about a convention full of magicians

Watch Come And See together. It will make you hold each other tightly, but not too tightly.

You cannot add/edit your address on the app, you’ll need to open Patreon on your web browser. Then also make sure you throw in your social security number as well. Then click share to forehead fables

A nice cup or some other kinda trinket would be cool, I'd put it up on my display case

I almost hit a motorcycle putting my address while driving.

My god, crazy people have my home address now? Now i know how Poob must feel.

Have you guys never had breakfast for dinner. I live in NC and that was a normal thing. Having maybe biscuits and gravy and bacon/livermush for dinner. Nothing wrong with it. Who says we can’t

Frog or Swift would be a Kool guest...

Don't punch my Kitty brah 🐈

I better get a fuckin sick cup

I’ll update my address but I feel like it’s only fair if you reciprocate and drop yours

Fight each other

I think the thing I’d like to see the most from them, is just enjoying each others company and friendship.

16 minutes to skip the dune 2 spoiler talk

Would you also like my card number and security code? Just wondering. The money vanishing from my bank account would help cover up my drug addiction to my girlfriend if you guys take the fall. Cheers.

Right as my 14 hour shift ends these fucker uploads fuck you guys

I’ve been subbed to the channel since 2016- I’ll be expecting compensation soon🫡

Good stuff 👍

My address is 2746 Gui Dang Lane, Indiana

Dontoni new host plz 🙏

I added my address now I gotta get a perfect silicone mold of Sam's big toes or imma be disappointed

Find guys I’ll finally sit down and watch dune, fuck

Used to be a commercial fisherman but man, this streaming shit makes it seem like a cakewalk. Makes me thankful for how easy the working man has it

I forsee horrible sun burns in pools future *hits line of pre workout

As a remaining $10 patron, I hope to receive some cool stuff!

Tell poob I said hi 👋

Forgive me father, for I have sinned ~ for my subscription lapsed but half a month ~ seven hail mary's in the name of the holy spirit amen.

Both you guys should move up to the PNW, its beautiful up here.

I provided my address but only use it to come to my house to discuss monster fucking.

Daddy Sam and Uncle Pooberton are gonna have the sultriest brodown ever

Poob is in town!! Things are about to get hot & sticky!!1!

Pooberton, you will like Dune, the first book is split into 3 books totaling 884 pages including footnotes. I saw dune Saturday and have already read up to the beginning of the new movie, and I’m not like a fast reading guy.

Watch out for poob's bwc Sam! Play it safe and duck whenever he turns.

hope you dudes have a grand time!

Drive safe sam

For the love of god, give me something. I will send you my social if need be

how do we add our addresses?

Lmao, I'm homeless. Good luck finding me, shitnuts.

Fuck

How do add address to Patreon

Boof time

Bout time! Nerds

well ig this is gonna be half my shift today

How much do you wanna bet Sam's kids call him Uncle Poop

Love you poobert, thank you stallt <3

Poob carrying the podcast with his stories

I think my balls just dropped

:3

Balls

Let’s go, can’t wait to watch rn

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