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December 11, 2023

Patron Therapy with @DontoniLamb - Ep. 105

Video Version: https://youtu.be/vx-wqvfCh_g

A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. 

Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision. 

Comments (61)

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Iron Boy · February 27, 2026

It’s like these dudes are just speaking English for the first time. Spit it out vro

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Kenneth · July 31, 2025

Update: grandpa still dead, but I have finally accepted that fact. I'm doing pretty good mentally and have been pretty busy with making money. I hope the others are still doing their best and I hope all of y'all have a great day. Rip Brian

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Super_Void33 · May 12, 2024

Just taking a moment to reflect that, even while the podcast has its ups and downs, hits and misses, and more or less has an alleged useless as shit cohost staying on for way too fucking long. The parasocial bond between us fans and the guys is something... "special"? It's beautiful, truly, that Sam cares, even though he hides under a safe veneer of trying to pass along jokes to ease the air, one can tell that he has a good heart, a good soul, he's a good man, I believe. The fact he's willing to lend an ear to some strangers, even for a moment, and share some advice in essence to aid what ails them. It all speaks volumes, even behind the crude persona he exudes. In the moments that matter, he's an earnest man with compassion, a sight for sore eyes among the poisonous ocean of the internet. Oh, also Poob's a cool guy and fuck Bryan. Thanks 🙏

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Gorebert · April 2, 2024

My nigga Bryan

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Billah Jett · December 24, 2023

If I went on here and bore my soul, and Bryan was actually playing a fortnite rhythm game to highscore "Butter Barn" during it I would Kermit sewer slide and blame him by name.

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hunt · December 18, 2023

What a bunch of degens. Where do you find these people

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ADoll · December 18, 2023

WISCONSIN NUMERO UNO

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Puddinghouse · December 18, 2023

This was really a thoughtful episode. I don't know if I was entertained or drained by it but I'm glad I listened to it. Great work fellas.

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Eric D · December 16, 2023

Yeah this shit ain’t it. I pay to laugh not listen to these autistic cretins complain about their issues.

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Jacob Medernach · December 19, 2023

Then don’t listen to the episode? I think you might be talking about yourself mentioning autistic cretins. He prefaces that it’s heavy shit not giggles.

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Dick dribble · December 15, 2023

This episode my dick was not the thing that dribbled :'(

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rodthedon · December 15, 2023

Man, Brian is so fucking useless, fuck that guy

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Niki2608 · December 15, 2023

That one dude where they censored his employer is at Amazon 100%

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Sledgehammer · December 16, 2023

Without a doubt

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looper1235 · December 15, 2023

crazy thing to say but i actually thought it was gonna be worse

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TyeDyeGuy · December 14, 2023

This episode fucked me up a bit but it was hilarious too. Really made me realize I need a therapist, thanks Don Tony

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Parker T · December 14, 2023

Jesus, people were way more genuine than I expected. I know we all joke about patrons being goblin people, but my heart goes out to anyone struggling like that in here.

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Ryan Beach · December 13, 2023

I’ve definitely been through the broke days of scraping pipes and fishing out wet resin. Crackles and tastes like shit but if your tolerance is low it does the trick. Think this is what fucked up my lungs tho lol. Good episode

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oxycodone hydrochloride 80mg · December 13, 2023

Ed was great

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Andrew Furst · December 13, 2023

John McAfee definitely is not going to remain the only former guest to have a suicide tribute episode :(

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yocub · December 13, 2023

Dontoni has become so natural in this environment, I love it

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STONEY · December 13, 2023

I'm honestly depressed after listening to this.

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Dylan Anderson · December 13, 2023

Yeah this one I couldn’t finish :/

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Kenneth · December 13, 2023

I had a good time, I really appreciate the love that everyone is expressing. I truly hope everyone gets the help they need and deserve. Whether it be a bad day or just an actual personal issue, I hope nothing but the best for everyone. I'm personally happy, but I will take the advice given to heart regardless.

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Barf Drinker · December 13, 2023

ok but like, can Dontoni just become an offical resident of the podcast? he brings so much to it and his episodes are always amazing. I think he balances out the shinanigans of the group really well.

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Super_Void33 · December 13, 2023

Damn, this shit was indeed heavy. But it's a billion times more personal than most other podcasts. Props not only to you folks, but all the folks that had the courage to take the first step for mental health wellness. This community, despite the diaper poop and piss stains, is honestly one of the greats. It's awesome when creators and fans are comfortable enough not only to interact, but to also talk about these poignant things and seek help for them. Thanks to you all. 🙏

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Sig · December 13, 2023

I, honestly, couldn't have said it better myself. It was a pleasure meeting all of you in the waiting room as well, despite me not seeming all too thrilled. I do apologize as well, because I was a bit sleep deprived that night. Thank you to Sam, Poob, Bryan, and DonToni! That was a very helpful talk with you fellas! Made a huge difference in my life, as I'm now on meds. I hope everyone that partook got help.

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Suduko Catwall · December 13, 2023

This was actually a really touching episode. Good work boys

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OnlyFran · December 13, 2023

Yo shoutout to the people who were brave enough to hop on for the interview. Hope there’s a follow up with all you fucks 5 years later.

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Jesse Woodyard · December 13, 2023

At 2 hours 22 don Toni is talking about Paul Bunyan lmao

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Zachary Vanscoy · December 13, 2023

I had to stop listening about 30 minutes into it

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Eric Garcia · December 12, 2023

Dontoni seems like a great guy

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womanrespector · December 12, 2023

Do a patron gameshow

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womanrespector · December 12, 2023

They really mixed up John Henry and Paul Bunyan

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SweetReaper · December 12, 2023

This feels real bleak so far lmao

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Parker Klein · December 12, 2023

Damn I think some people took the therapy too serious I had to skip through most of this one bc I don’t legitimately want to listen to someone’s therapy session.

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Nathan Mills · December 12, 2023

Amen

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Nathan Mills · December 12, 2023

This wasn’t funny just sob stories from a bunch of snowflakes.

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Narwhalw7 · December 12, 2023

Damn you're right. You're so tough and cool I wish I could be like you

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Gregga · December 12, 2023

No offense to anyone that appeared on this episode but you all make me feel way better about myself.

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BB · December 11, 2023

BB here I’m totally a closeted homosexual and I’m glad other like minded people were able to help me come to terms with my sexuality!

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AbsoluteTomFoolery · December 11, 2023

Sam really tryna keep the patreon exclusives from reaching a hundred to get out of buying us Turtle necks and Rolex

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Tim Harlow · December 11, 2023

Looking forward to seeing Sam on PKA again this week

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Matthew · December 11, 2023

Why is the original Dontoni episode locked to the $10 tier on Patreon

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Stalltt · December 11, 2023

it's a public episode that was before they changed the pricing to have $5 have everything. The episode is public on the youtube, it's just miscategorized on here (and I don't have access to the patreon to fix it)

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Peach farmer · December 11, 2023

The broke up multiple rooms were great. Got my hair and lips complimented and the room bullied the rapist out of it.

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Sledgehammer · December 11, 2023

That went about as well as expected. Ya'll smacked it out of the park with the Patreon interview ep, but probably flew too close to the sun thinking you could make therapy humorous. Still an interesting listen though. Also Sam looking snazzy in that suit.

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Linden Staggs · December 11, 2023

How tf are you so broken over a grandparent dieing? That's what they're supposed to do

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Kenneth · December 11, 2023

I mean you're not wrong, but you're not right either

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Doomboom22 · December 11, 2023

just watched the whole thing this wasn’t very funny

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Suede · December 11, 2023

Sam looks dapper

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Matt Moore · December 11, 2023

Tighter than a nuns b-hole

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MilkMan248 · December 11, 2023

Can you guys either communicate with stalltt to update paterons if you guys are still picking out people or just update the discord directly

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Rat Dood · December 11, 2023

Had to bow out early, Patreon Lounge was a cease pit of deviants. I had to make the choice to get off @2am cause the possibility of chatting did not outweigh my sleep. Theres gotta be a better way of you exploiting us for content.

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Wanderer_77 · December 11, 2023

Patron Chat 3 Gang

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Lima · December 11, 2023

Mid-interview i got the notification. Worth whipping out my phone to check. I will have plenty of time to watch this now

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Caleb Alvarez · December 11, 2023

Repost bc Ik they didn’t read the last one; Next episode you should pick out everyone that’s gonna be in the episode beforehand; some people got work or school and can’t stay up waiting for the possibility to get to talk, maybe tell everyone to join the discord at a point and time, take screenshots of the names, put them into a random name picker and then on discord or Patreon display the people picked and time slots they get

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Sara York · December 11, 2023

Thats what I've been thinking. They could even do a lottery like the day or two before and create a lineup so the folks can be ready

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Patchy · December 11, 2023

YESSS BABYYYY

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BoofTube · December 11, 2023

Boof time

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Cj · December 11, 2023

First bitches