P U P.I. - PATRON EP. 31

The more i listen back to these, I am so glad Bryan got fired. He’s just a fucking cunt. He only quips up when he can rip on someone. Jesus

Doesn't matter what kind of day I'm having. I can return to the Conway Twitty bit (57:35) and shit is gonna be funny everytime

I can definitely tell Sam and Bryan are annoying little brothers

open-heimer

Too ashamed to admit that I listen to this podcast, love you idiots though

I cannot stop watching this episode it is so damn funny. Poob deserves a raise

Poob looks like a lesbian art teacher. There. I said it.

Sam how bout we put that autoblow back in the drawer, and instead of pumping out another load we pump out that patron exclusive. huh?

Filthy hobitses, where are my precious uploads!?

they’re just doing this so that they have a 30 second talking point on the coming podcast. “we shave gotten a lot of hate mail about us not uploading… blah blah” WHERES THE UPLOAD MAGGOTS???

Okay but actually tho. It’s weird that there’s so many people desperate enough to beg for another podcast episode. Like I can’t even figure out why I enjoy this podcast so much. With that being said, 30k a month and y’all can’t even have a semi-consistent schedule 😐

I am absolutely convinced they are doing this on purpose. These grease goblins think that this is some type of hilarious joke to us. HAHA NO EPISODE. Great. Real funny. Pay pig wants its dose of unintelligible mumbling now.

no podcast no money bitch

everyone is so mad

Refund us for this month

You have a Patreon that makes 30k a month, and somehow, the promise of a work-free existence isn't enough to entice you fucking degenerates to release 3 podcasts a month on a semi predictable schedule. I don't care if you have fucking COVID. You're forgetting how fucking good you have it compared to wagies, fat general.

I'm calling it someone fucked up some audio or something and stalltt is running a salvage operation on it

so you're telling me these guys earn 30k a month, post three episodes a month and we still havent got one? the fuck is this shit bro

These comments tearing you guys (not stalltt) a new asshole are leagues more entertaining than anything you've put out this month.

You know I understand Sam is busy these days with moving and all, but it'd be nice if you guys could be more transparent about podcast statuses, so we don't have to sit here wondering where the podcast at. Something as simple as a thing that just says not recorded yet, recorded, editing, etc. Anyways just a thought, take it or leave it I know my place as a paypig.

to think i'm using my comatose son's life support money on this podcast

Angry little poor people

Copium

All is lost, the end of the world is nigh! Repent sinners! Embrace Yeesus Christ as your savior! Shun the burning hells that may embrace you in your ignoble crusades of unrighteousness! REPENT.

Nah ignore Orion if the episode is shit can it

I'm not going to go on the deep end and act like it's the end of the world. Yall got stuff you got going on alongside the podcast, and it's cool. But you guy's also gotta understand, we know what we're paying for, so if it's a matter of you guys feeling an episode you made is bad, i doubt people are really going to care, i know i wont lol just put it out worst case people will shit on it.

Mfs be slacking

We recorded one yesterday, it’s gotta go through the edit

This becoming absurd, episode or we riot and you guys have to rely on the people who forgot you existed when the tiers were merged.

Lazy cunts. What am I paying for?

Aaaagh

This gun guy better be the funniest fucker you’ve ever had on

you guys are fucking lazy, you know that

We piggies must overthrow sam and replace him with staltt the true podcast owner, mabye we can get an episode that way.

The last half of the month better be a banger filled 3 episodes to make up for this shit

Cmon man I need my hit

Podcast is taking awhile because Stalltt is currently in talks with the union, he's sick of getting paid in ball gags, clown play and moist kisses

C'moooooooon

I hope this comes across as rude, but you'd think that for $30k a month, you guys would be more enthusiastic to record and release the damn thing.

Come on boys, time to give papa his podcast.

I’m new here when’s the next one

This pay piggy is hungry!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody: Sam: Alltimers

Cumtown doesnt treat their paypiggies like this

The people are losing morale and panicking! AHHH

This little piggy is getting hungry

I always listen to your podcast while I do housework. My house is a fucking mess now thanks to you.

Oink oink paypigs are getting angry

I've noticed other successful podcasts have set dates or set times of the week/month that they record and release. Would be amazing to get some sort of schedule down for the podcast. But I'm sure you got other pressing matters on the list. Keep it in mind we all love the pod.

I always listen to these when I'm driving for work and want to crash into a tree every time they do a visual bit. Easily the best and worst investment in my life.

amazing job

Poob is truly the 9th wonder of the world. Maybe one day his genius will surpass Sam’s outlandish forehead to capture #8

You guys fucking blow at like... you know..m doing your job and releasing episodes holy shit is it too much to asf for u guys to get together a few times a month and drops 3 or 4 eps a month Jesus fucking christ lmao

where the fuck is the new episode

I NEED MORE! My festering seed grows hungry!

These dudes struggled to get these episodes out on time before we're about to have a 2 episode month

More

In our old house in Florida we had a full size golden tee arcade machine in our garage with the rest of the dad games

As a dumb ass 23 year old I can say Poob sounds like a dumb ass 23 year old.

Hurry up with the next one fuckers this pay pig is hungry

sup sams

sam needs to stop smoking

I can't believe I'm spending my minimum wage on this shit.

Have you thought of having Stallt on?

I don't think they mentioned wanking once this episode.

Yall should bring on Onepeg and make fun of him for looking like aqua

Upcoming Guests that would be excellent choices for your growing podcast. Stallt. I know you are the only one that reads these. Brief List below, Nick Mullen (CumTown Podcast) Conan O'Brian (Gonna cost money but hes good people) Anyone from any True Crime Podcast I have been enjoying the niche you guys bring for over a year, i think it could be worth looking into or discussing with the hosts on branching off and doing some podcasts that tackle subjects that aren't commonly spoken about on Forehead Fables. Bringing different genres of guests in might attract a more broad audience as well as give current viewers some new topics to listen to.

Yall need to get meatcanyon, or psychicpebbles on the cast. They are both funnier than you guys

Yo stallt, do us a favor and upload that short clip of willem dafoe. Just the way you showed it. Please

the PUPI and bar story were great but when Sam wants to bring up his own topic with the Exfil thing it got so annoying

Poob brings in multiple stories and topics that are easily hilarious and then sam comes in with "Hur hur you got angry at friend" fuck talk about talentless

Sixhead was getting hungry

No writer, the unguided rambling brings me peace.

I wish bryan would shut the fuck up when other people talk. Do you have no manners, or are you too high to hold a thought for more than 3 seconds? I get you're all good friends, but damn do I have multiple brain aneurysms listening when he interrupts. Anyway, great episode guys, happy new year!

I'm actually looking so forward for the Mugs

The highlight reels are the cinematic game trailers and the episode is the Battlefield 2042 release

Thank you Grant Dickson

when will sephirothsword be a guest again that's one of the best sam podcasts

If anyone is actually interested in the answer to the question around 28:38 regarding multiple viruses interacting with each other - Sars-Cov-2 could swap genes with a different virus through a “genetic recombination”. If for example someone was infected simultaneously with Sars-Cov-2 and the related Mers coronavirus, which does not transmit readily between people but kills about 40 per cent of those who are infected, it is possible to imagine a nightmare hybrid arising that combined transmissibility and lethality. Although such an evolutionary leap is not impossible, most experts regard it as extremely unlikely. - This was copied and pasted from a Times article posted about Omicron.

hello i like podcsat and also then enw thank you also how much is this a month orfor a ytear

Can't believe I pay to listen to these fuckin dweebs. Anyway good job Stalltt, you are truly the unsung hero of this podcast.

Best one yet. Keep em comin boys

I posted a link to a short YouTube edit of the podcast. Keeps disappearing. Not sure if it’s getting deleted since it’s a link or if Patreon is glitched. Oh well

poob is so beautiful, might just be me having realized he still is a human though

Oh ok could gave taken two seconds to Google it and didn't and stallt finds out I was wrong

That writer could be huge give him a shot God knows the podcast needs it.

David childris was the ancient aliens guy

What happened to the holiday podcast? You talked about with projekt melody

J. Robert Heimerdinger is a solid mid champ. Not a fan of the subsequent arms race that ensued after his introduction though.

The hike will never happen

I hit a kangaroo on the way home from work while listening to this, and the podcast helped to lessen the blow of totalling the front of my car

I want my money back for this episode

Sam is just casually showing porn to children

Screeb

I eat poop

Yammering an hour before a podcast that's called a pre-show and those are super popular you better do it

Damn Poob with the Anne Frank haircut

Ah yes another podcast where they oppress Audio Listeners.

I swear, Bryan thumbnails are the best.

heimerdinger

Audio listener/visual watcher < people who do both

5 minutes in the audio listeners need to rise i listen to these retards at work and always have to rewatch at home on my pc they are farming me for 2 views i know this is their plan to juice us we need to rise and kill sam

Whooo new pod this is what its all about baby whooooo

jesus stallt, took you long enough

Last minute podcast, typical

About damn time

listening while losing my custody hearing

Pooger

A patreon podcast today? On god worst birthday gift to date, smh

When am I on the podcast

Finally fuck yeah

Thank god, that aqua stream was boring the shit outta me 😩

I am no longer burning Poob at the stake