Every Hole is a Goal Ft. Projekt Melody - Ep. 58
Comments (118)
Wheres the podcast you fat fuck
Come on guys where the fuck is the podcast, I made a false promise to a lot of people it would be out today or tomorrow
Burn him at the fucking stake
Hear it's coming tomorrow, if not Poob's pants on fire.
We all know poob never lies
Where Christmas episode Stallt?
Great episode 👏
I’ll suck Sam’s toes if you give us the Christmas episode TONIGHT!
Ubi Deus damnatus res tibi porcus irrumator
CHRISTMAS
Such a lust for a christmas episode WHOOOOOOO
stalt, strangle that fat fuck for the Christmas podcast
Where's the Christmas Special you bald bitch
I swear to god if i dont end up paying this month...
End of the month is coming quickly...
Where’s the Christmas podcast you bunch of dirt balls
ETA for the Christmas podcast Santa Stalltt?
Where podcast plz???
Where christmas?
Where is this right wing audience u talk about, I never see these comments u liar, I’m a useless centrist, fuck em both
in the one where they talked about kyle rittenhouse their were sum
Where’s the Christmas podcast you fat ugly fuck
christmas podcast when, or was this it and i’m dumb
Y'all seriously just bullied her the whole episode
so no christmas episode???
Why does she keep making that god awful noise
Good episode
you should have print shoot repeat on the podcast
where the fortnite is the patron christmas special:((((
Tried to figure out if melody is a girl or not. I pitch shifter her voice down and i think i have found her real voice. She has a rather low female voice, i guess it makes sense for her to shift it higher like those squeaky anime girls. Maybe though i have been fooled, who knows lol.
The best part of the episode is the end where it's just Sam and Melody. Just a host and a guest like the good ol days
*Sam on stream the day before this episode - “We’re gunna have to do some research and stuff so we don’t seem like total dickheads” *Also Sam - Does little to no research and proceeds to look like total dickheads 😂. The ineptitude of this podcast makes me come back every month man
this is definitely one of the better guests didn't even know about this girl but she kept up
Can we get sephirothsword back on?
So what was removed? I need answers. Im technically an investor so i am technically privy to everything about everything
deeze nuts
Pry vet
Why is it private?
My bad, I swapped it to scheduled so it would go public at a certain time. I forgot scheduling it makes it private
What do i pay you slackers for?
BRUHHH IT PRIVITE ON 5 MIN
Shit was cash
this one is a little rough, i think I would've rather listened to a bumbo podcast
Im just here to say that this is my favorite podcast. I've been watching since Sam was just sitting infront of a camera, by himself, complaining about his marriage. Gotta say you've come a long way, dawg. Keep up the good work boys
This was great melody was a great guest, just the 3 mongoloids rly shafted her any time she tried to talk.
what a cringe fest
Every time she said Hmmm I wanted to blow my head off, not the best guest
This might be my new favorite episode it's definitely up there, I think y'all should have more sex workers on lmao and I wouldn't mind seeing melody return
Great guest! Would have loved it if she got a chance to tell a story or land a joke. Looking at you Poob.
This is a ROUGH one for the audio listeners and I fucking love it. 10/10 - Melody was great lmao; people saying she was the worst guest obviously don't remember the world's biggest weeb.
Nonono the whole weeb episode is PURE gold. It's just one big shit take to make fun of that fucker. There were elements of that in this episode, but Sam went easy on her I guess.
loved the episode
I had no idea who melody was before this. I guess her schtick is that she just thirst-baits the socially retarded? Also, you guys don't even TRY to hide your contempt for audio listeners anymore. This whole episode is a giant fuck you to the audio boys.
yes
Great episode, just four dude bros shootin shit
Good episode fellas, for a Christmas present get one of the retard patrons on as a guest, then just speak over them the whole time aqua style
Great episode, Fun Guest.
I’ve now spent more money on this podcast than I do porn.
Hey were those filters free?
This was a excellent episode. 10/10.( Poob freezing up at the beginning due to Ludeness and the breadstick fucking had me rolling.)y'all ever need a voice acting guy like y'all said one time I can do a good bit pretty. I ain't no Josh Baker level though. (Free)
this is definitly a top 5 guest. such a good episode, if only it lasted longer.
Why does she whimper like a beaten dog whenever she's asked a question
MMMM?
worst guest by far
There is no middle ground either people fucking despite Mel and hate this episode or are really excited and happy about it
I loved how Sam and then Poob revealed that they had only just learned about Melody doing porn. Nobody asked Bryan, they already knew.
This is Mixing my porn and my veiwing life, thanks forehead fables
Are you sure that she isnt just Charborg with a voice changer?
Damn this episode was pretty fuckin funny, I just think too many of yall hate women, or fat 40 year olds 🤷♂️.
mery crysis
Merry Christmas everyone
Merry Christmas, boys.
Merry Christmas sam
Bryan looks better as corn, the human look doesn’t really work for him. 🌽
Theres no such thing as a chick with a dick, just a man with implants
cope
The slander podcast
Merry Christmas Sam, Poob, Bryan, Stallt and fellow patrons.
Did not expect this, but I do like it.
Which podcast did the bois speak to a therapist on? im trying to re watch it lol
38
Fungletoe’s mom reunion podcast
When are we going to get this one. Definitely looking forward to that
I wish stallt cut out every time that annoying retard guest talked.
Wait has every female guest worked in the sex industry?
Yes
Cool
Mel is the last person I expected to be on the show. very excited to listen to this.
As a member of the audio audience I feel like I am missing something...
Fuck audio, video gang 4L
Sam I hope you clipped Aqua saying the thing about "manipulating children with little treats" in the gamerhole stream sniping episode. I wanna hear that on soundboard in the future haha.
This is horrifying
Yooo you got Mel on here? LETS GOOOOOO
2 In 1 month? Good job boys love to see these
For the first time, I’m actually upset about a guest. Probably gonna hate this episode
Yep :/
Just in time for the drive to work 😌
Not a fan of this chick, kinda wack. And no, hair isn't determined by your mother's father. Learned from 23 and me that it's a myth. You either win or lose the genetic lottery.
Fucking finally holy moly
Literally tried to give this one a shot. The boys did a good job as usual but holy fuck this guest was annoying
You motherfuckers got melody? How tf did you swing that shit
Yea nah man
Feeling cute. Must be better than the last 2 hours of work. Might delete.
I’m so ready for whatever this is
I was too confident
Oh god. This one’s gonna be a doozy
Definitely beating off to this one
I had to double take when I saw this show up on my notifications
im ready to be let down again
Bro need to quit my job and watch this immediate
This better not be the Christmas special you mixed religion charlatan. I’m frothing for more content and my froth cannot be quenched easily
Holy shit. I wasn't expecting such a high-profile guest
Looks like Christmas came early this year. Thanks fellas
HELL YEAH
Poggers
Bro u moving up in the ranks 😳😳😳😳😳
Oh god
LETS GOOOOOOO