We Got a Professional Stereotyper to Judge You Guys

You guys should’ve talked over this guy way more

Was catching up on episodes. Havent listened in a bit. Didn't really bother to finish. I usually dislike the patron involved episodes but I'll usually finish them cuz why not. This time around, I just want feeling 2 hours of watching/listening to this guy profile some listeners. Y'all don't run a bad show, but this episode just wasn't it for me. I don't really even be commenting like that.

It was me, I pitched the idea to stallt and I’m a high ranking member of the Taylorwaffen

Goddamn this sucks ass

"why cant we get guests"

What a disappointment.

damn guys couldnt get rare earth back instead of this gahdamn dude

30mins in this shi hard to get through

Yiker diker digdong of a guest

I legitimately thought about unsubscribeing for a month then coming back in order to express how genuinely unfunny this episode was. After a certain point I was focusing on the chores instead of zoning out.

Whyd he describe Brian

Entitled and opinionated audience proving yet again that they're the worst part of the podcast. Episode was fine

Thanks for burning 5 bucks for me boys, well appreciated

So they basically got Calvin Candie as a guest

Good episode I can't wait to use the techniques I learned to find the optimal mate

Does forehead fables or General Sam maybe Mister Poobz have a Discord to join?

I'd rather listen to an episode of you 2 than an episode with such a lame guest

You guys should have nick fuentes on next

Actual guests want to come on the show but we get this guy and the sexual assaulted biting guy. Probably will never finish this ep tbh. Sam lock in man

My comment wasn't even that bad but let me reiterate: this is shit.

God what an insufferable audience. This episode had funny bits and was interesting, if you suspend disbelief. “But he did a heckin racism!!”. It reeks of Reddit in here

Im only an hour an 5 into it but wtf did this guy say that pissed yall off so much I think this is genuinely interesting

I think all yall are fucking TRIPPING. Like am I a nazi? This guy is like scarily accurate on most things hes said I can easily relate most of it to my personal life and friends.

Sounds like a nice skippable episode

This was probably one where you could of talked over the guest the whole time

Its only fair you get another Trans woman again to counter act this guest.

Now it’s only fair you bring on a black Israelite to bring balance to the force

Top notch Episode, his analysis of me was shocking accurate.

please bring back the episode numbers. It takes no effort at all and makes it so much easier to find old episodes.

Private Apology #1

This is cringe af

Worst episode in a long time guys

It's not all bad guys. This episode taught me I'm dumb and racist

This is genuinely one of the few unlistenable episodes you guys just let this dude ramble on and on like gggoddamn. This one and the Wilbur soot one were just too weird a vibe for me man, I dunno how much im liking the rebrand of "guests no other sensible podcast will touch with a 20 foot pole"

Couldn't even finish the video cause how un funny it was. yall are better than this fr. Glad to see i'm not the only one who thought so, cause i thought for sure this would be popular among your general audience.

Wow that was a tough listen, couldn’t even make it 15 mins. Throughly enjoyed this podcast for 5 plus years. Rare L for this show.

Everyone is shitting on this guy but he said I looked like an engineer and not even just cause I'm a white guy with Glasses so he's badass in my book

Anyone ever tell you that you look like John belushi.

Wild pull from the looney bin, can't wait for the next one

Watched 5 minutes and turned it off. I dont say this as a joke, this was unwatchable. I get the logic of "haha funny guest" but this was a yuge miss. All the crew should be alil ashamed of not trashing this recording

Fuck, Something hast to change guys, this isn't it and its even worse that this deranged person is our exklusive episode.

yeah lol im unsubbing. getting insane people on the podcast is funny but you barely even pushed back against his racist eugenicist shit and just ended up platforming this guy. i intentionally didnt use any of those patreon ep reupload channels on yt cause i want to support you guys but like... wow. i really have nothing constructive to say to you guys. you should be ashamed for even posting this steaming pile of shit. hope it was worth it

Yo my comment went missing. But yeah this guy sucks. He doesn't crack jokes and is feeding a group of people incel ideology. Worst episode ever. Bring Bizzle on.

I will never get over this. I am legitamitley upset with you two

This feels like showing up at a friends house and then they let their rabid dog bite you

You guys should stream a pod episode on twitch some time! A live episode would be fun as heck

Are we genuinely deleting negative comments now guys???? You have fallen so far

only episode I've ever skipped, really really uncomfortable and not in a fun way

I didn’t realize Calvin Candie survived Django and got into a time machine to 2026. Ive been here since the beginning and have genuinely loved 90% of episodes, but this one missed the mark. Eccentric crazies and oddities are a great focus for the podcast, racist pseudoscience probably not. Honestly yall are great enough as is, no guest is significantly better than horrible guests.

I started becoming a hater once this fucker removed DIP NATION YALL

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Guys. I couldn’t even make it through the episode

Hey guys just wanna say sorry for being a shit head about the podcast in the past and we're in your corner as much as parasocial basement dwelling findom paypiggies can be. Stay strong and take your time. From what I can piece together, Alpha Sam deserves some grace rn.

Flesh simulator is more sane and understandable than this guy

Im actually impressed that you managed to make an episode this bad and upload it. C'mon guys really?

You somehow managed to release the lamest shittiest podcast episode of all time. Congratulations.

Everyone carrot top has tried to commit suicide and has been hospitalized, please give him thoughts and prayers. A very tragic day.

i'd bet everything i own staltt hated this guy. And he was right to

I've always enjoyed this podcast, even when there has been a bad guest. This is by far the worst episode and the worst guest. First time I genuinely felt like it was a chore to watch.

Can't wait until they review this as they're now worst episode .

I made a point to sign into the patreon to say this episode is ass. I know Pooh had nothing to do with this guy being on ( love ya papa) but Jesus wtf Sam

Next time I'll be a guest if you guys can't find anyone better than this holy shit

I thought this guest was interesting and funny I often look at people and judge them based on their physiognomy I think it’s funny

Seems like a lot of people didn’t enjoy this ep. I liked it bc I had no idea guys like this existed. And poob kept trying to make jokes, while being stonewalled which was pretty funny.

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Why the fuck did i resubscribe for this shit lol

That fucking guy must be on several lists holy shit. This might be the single most weird ep yet. Good job finding the biggest nutjobs

I love how anytime this guy would bring up any of his own features they were always positive or to make him feel manly, his thick eyebrows? A sign of a high libido of course! what about the way his ears sit? duh that’s a sign of how independent he is.

Haven’t heard this ep yet but for the general sam viewer base to start calling this guy a racist it must be bad.

This was one of the worst episodes you guys have ever made. Not funny and not interesting, if you make an episode it has to be one of those things at least

Absolutely unlistenable. This guy somehow makes you two look well adjusted. The psuedo intellectualism and genuine baffling levels of complete disregard for any of the axioms he stakes his claims on makes this physically hard to listen to. At least get someone funny or ironic for this kind of thing, and not some John Cremony larper.

The first time I couldn’t finish an episode

You guys have funny friends just have your funny friends on

This shit sucked

This is weird. However you guys gotta google what the is guy looks like

Ya know I was gonna say might as well just have Sam Hyde back on but the racist professor beat me to it

Poob clearly holding in his laugh while this nerd starts talking sex the very moment a girl comes on screen had me gigglin’

Might be the worst podcast yet, and I’ve been here a good while. Rick Lavigne was at least funny and entertaining, this guy doesn’t crack jokes at all. Must be his Venus shaped face that does it

i couldnt tell if he was being transphobic when i came up but he definitely being racist, really hope the next guest is better

Dude I usually try my best to have some positive outlook towards each episode but god this one fucking sucks. Like this guest is just awful, just such a slog episode man. I genuinely couldn't get past 20 minutes.

Another banger this is the type of awesome content I've been coming here for years for

$38k for this episode btw

Congrats Sams! You both have created the new worst episode in recent memory!

damn this was the WORST ep I didnt even finish it. hoping for better ones in the future

I saw “professional stereotyper” and thought it was going to be Brian 😢

Made it 26 minutes in and decided to skip around Another awful watch in a row Thanks guys

This episode should have been scrapped.

Fantastic episode guys it was very funny

Awful guest oml

Episode numbers or we will all leave

Does this guy actually think he's built like an alpha male? Lmfao

This one better stay on Patreon because I promise you that you don’t want possible guests seeing this

What an interesting guest lmao where do they find these people. Also there are some freaky lookin fellas that watch the podcast it’s wicked

Who would've guessed Sam's fans were so soft

I turned this off and started listening to Harassment Architecture

You guys are doing a fantastic job at torpedoing your reputation! A few more unfunny racist chuds and your podcast will finally die! Release the heist video.

People complaining about this is nuts. Do you guys even check who you give your patron money to before you give it to them?

I’ve loved this pod since day one, the quality of the recent episodes has really gone downhill. Unwilling to speak up or question any of this guys comments or thoughts made for an extremely unfunny episode. I would rather episodes go down in quantity rather than quality.

Funny enough episode. A guest is a guest. Got quite a few laughs. Bryan would have liked this guy, r.i.p.

Sam and Sam, I love how you are trying out so many new ideas to enetertain us, thank you. The guest seems reasonable on the outside, but him portraying disabilities and people without symmetrical facial features as having persnality defects felt wrong to listen to. I knew it was a bad idea to send my face in, glad I did not. I think this episode could have gone better if you guys let him talk less. Then it would have been more funny than just listening to a pseudoscientific rant. Either way, looking forward to the next episode, thanks for all your work for us so far.

insanely uncomfortably bad episode, genuinely impressive

Listening to these “guru” episodes is tough. I think the best part of the podcasts is when you two rift with each other. But these “guru” guys are so full of themselves they either can’t take a joke or don’t know they’re being made fun of, and it makes me cringe so hard. Overall, that was a really rough listen. I think your inital concept to involve your audience was cool, but that was a horrific execution and the dude was a wet blanket.

Patreon offered me $2 for a month and I still said cancel that shit. Ill come back when you pussys nut up and bring back Die of Laughter

kind of glad i wasn't selected

Long time listener. Short time trucker. My man this guy screams 4chan/redditor he also sucks.

I gave up at like 32 minutes. If you haven’t started this one yet don’t bother. I could not stand to listen to this dude talk anymore

Us patrons have never exactly been a kind bunch, but holy shit I've never seen people tear them apart this bad. You guys rocked the fucking boat with this one. But fr though this one probably shouldn't hit the unpaid channel.

Yikes. This guy got bullied in high school

eagerly awaiting the next one where yall shit talk this guy for being nuts

this is like the project melody video when u invite on someone yall clearly dont respect and play it str8 the whole time even occasionally making fun of them to their faces. i love this podcast, genuinely never feel like complaining. great show, good job staltt

I would hate but im not trans

I'm only 37 minutes in and it's a tough listen, they haven't even looked at the pictures yet

People are overblowing how bad this episode was

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for guests aren't we? You couldn't get anybody else?

Holy fuck what a loser. Insufferable episode

Let Poob pick some guests, please.

I honestly would’ve rather had you all openly clown on him until he left then had the rest of the ep discussing how batshit he is

I think at this point they’re ignoring me cause my name is Israel

Good job boys, this is one of the worst episodes you've dropped in awhile

The abandoned mall guy was more interesting than this dude

You guys are so good at coming up with ideas that only work if you watch the podcast instead of listening to it

Also it was nice to finally get some more hints on why Die of Laughter actually ended. Thanks, Poob

Guys come on. I've been a patreon for years and I fucking love this podcast. But could yall not get like boring, annoying, and racist guests. Thanks hopefully yall actually listen.

some of the craziest self-righteous categorization pseudoscience ive heard yet awesome episode though. crazy whackjobs ill never ever meet in real life because people like this schmuck dont go outside and actually talk to people so they can have weird ideologies/studies like this its awesome. im so glad the internet exists so i can experience this kind of craziness without ever needing to interact with it

Probably the most unwatchable podcast yet. You’re on a hot streak here boys!

2 stinkers in a row

Been listening to this pod since the start and this is the worst episode, full stop.

>man why is it so hard to find good guests for our podcast??? >guys please welcome SkullReader1488 to the pod 🤔🤔🤔

Biggest incel guest yet

Ty gamers

I like the effort for getting a guest on, but this guy is completely insufferable. Cant get through this one.

Number the episodes Staltt, damn

You guys gotta try to get Jreg on

Love you guys *kisses you both on the mouth* keep them poddies coming sweeties 😘

Guy looks worse then expected sheesh

Shits getting pathetic

Not gonna lie, this guest is not it. Although I can respect the fact that you actually sat through the guy unironically say Libtard and Soyboy

hmm wonder why you guys cant find good guests when youre getting phrenologists on the pod

Close enough - welcome back Sam Hyde

and the downward spiral continues…

this might be the worst episode yet better luck next time boys.

I cannot wait for Sam and Poob to tak shit about this guy on the next episode

I’m already afraid to listen to this episode and I’m glad it’s making people realize Dan Bell wasn’t that bad (I actually liked him but I realize I’m in the minority)

why didnt you show hyper handsome firefighter guy, I need to know if it was me or another firefighter guy

Ah yes the military shaves your head to sever your psychic connection to the world. Definitely a real science

Break out the calipers. Nothing moves faster than light or contains more info than an eye. Interesting profession.

Even as an audio only listener I can tell the lads aren't too into this topic, and I gotta say that makes me real proud of you boys. Guy was stale as toast, even the conspiracy guy could put a joke together with the right tone. Still fun hearing your dumb jokes that went right over him. Can't wait for the next one!

This is one I could not finish. Time for apology video #2

I love this guy. Great episode

Good episode, but this guy is so cringe

I’m loving this episode don’t know why people are complaining it’s interesting and funny

I thought this would be them simplifying someones job to make it funnier but this dude really is just a stereotype kinda guy. Dont think i missed the sneaky "13%" dropped in there

Who would have expected that the stereotype guy would be dropping dogwhistles the whole time

@chloe , I love ur cat!

i feel compelled to comment for the first time to tell y'all this ain't it. i get playing it straight cause this guy is nuts, but its a miss for me.

I checked my nipples.

O brother this guy sucks!

"Our patrons hate us, what should we do? Let's bring on a classical racist chud eugenicist for an unfunny visual bit!" Im keeping my five dolla thanks, have fun with the next apology vid

notice when sam mentioned this guy seems like he does racial stereotypes he didn’t deny it

I have been listening since the inception of this podcast, and holy shit does this episode suck.

Waited half a month to hear from a competitive racist Mario enthusiast

And I thought Wilbur soot was a choice pick

Hell yeah, Sam finally got a phrenologist on the show!

The best part was when he left and you two riffed for 15 minutes. I appreciate freaks but please at least get interesting freaks 🙏

First episode I've seen where Sam genuinely looks concerned over the words spoken

I’m all for freedom of speech for everyone, except for this guy.

So many people calling this guy racist and he literally says you can't inquire that much from someone's race and that eugenics is BS.

Only five minutes into the episode. Never heard of this guy but he sounds legit

I can’t think of any worse episodes, would have rather just been the sams, I don’t mind weird pseudoscience guests it can be interesting and funny, that guy is just racist

Holy fuck this shit reeks

2 hours of listening to a pseudo intellectual

I like almost every guest but this guy can speak and say nothing for 40 minutes

Previous popular guests begging for another episode as a guest and we keep getting “guru” episodes Also reserving full judgement until I’ve finished, but this guy is just as full of himself as Rick Levine, but nowhere near as funny. Only 30 minutes in and he has already said normie, libtard and “based groyper” in a completely unironic sense. Edit: managed to finish the episode, and yea this guy just seems like a racist pseudo intellectual who just keeps yapping so you don’t notice every time he contradicts himself, and the only study he directly quoted was a photographer who took photos of people that kind of looked alike. The part where he said that his thing was real science and people shouldn’t follow astrology was actually the funniest thing he said because of how tone deaf it was. You two were pretty funny though.

Yeah I'm not rocking with this

Yeah this dude stinks

I genuinely think having guests like this guy on turns away actual good guests and is partially why they can never find anyone.

Alot of hurt feelings in the comments I see. People taking the podcast way too serious lol. I mean it's in the title lol

This one sucked thanks guys

Ok that’s it ima start google searching door colors fuckers sams expect a gift in the mail it won’t be a spring boxing glove gag trust me let ur daughter open it. POOP don’t open be cautious please I don’t want you to be hurt my love I have something special for you

Oh no genetics might mean something? this man is evil! my teacher told me everyone is perfect and special!

Please have me on as a guest I’ll laugh and laugh at your jokes and try yes, anding instead of just saying “yeah” at bits please please please

Love the podcast but trying to listen to this guy was really rough, not to mention how clearly he's just the worst person one could imagine. But that's coming from an evil emperor caligula type apparently so take it as you will

This guy rocks, we need more problematic autists on this show

Everyone calling him racist didnt hear him basically call eugenisists special needs but thats okay.

Still haven’t had a Black guest and already having phrenologists on, crazy 😭

This was awful

REALLY looking forward for the next episode

This guy isn't running a bit is he.

You guys didn’t even get to me you better use my mog in another podcast

Time to mew

This shit is dumber than astrology

I deleted my original comment because I didn't want to be negative but guys seriously, this absolutely fucking sucks.

Please bring back episode numbers

OH HELL YEAH

Thought it was poob in another costume until he spoke

This guest almost certainly spends time on kitchencels i can feel it

I love the pod but what a slogfest jeez. A better guest would be brian beating his dick the whole time

Love making them so uncomfortable that I got 30 seconds of screentime

This is just racism, sexism and eugenics bundled together. All with a fancy new name. 🤣

This is the biggest redditor on the pod to date congratulations

HOLY FUCK THATS ME MOGGING 😮‍💨

Can we get a funny episode already?

Wow this sucks, hope the next one comes soon

This feels like racism for pseudo-intellectuals lmao. Where tf do you find these dudes sam. I finished it finally. It gets worse before it gets worse

Fuck ya boys! Can we get Calvin Candie on the episode??

I AM QUIET AND I DO THINK ALOT this guy knows too much

Yall really do get a lot of hate for these videos which is crazy. They’re honestly really fun to watch and it’s cool that you’re actually interacting with the audience. And people that complain about you guys not being on time isn’t really that big of a deal. I can’t remember a time I didn’t see 2 free podcasts in the same month. I do miss the ep # on the title but you guys do an incredible job.

nice

Difficult nut, but I did it

This guy would’ve cooked in a certain European country in the 20th century

I think they call those racists

This just made my day

what?

Half way though the month and first episode drops insane

Put my 2 weeks in so I can become a full time podcast listener. Can I get a hell yeah! amen

Oh lawd

hell yeah

Yippee

FUCK YOU

first!!