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September 1, 2026

We need your photo for the next episode

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Comments (106)

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Budds · September 15, 2026

In retrospect I feel sorry for the people submitting their face to be graded by a racist pseudo intellectual without any disclosure

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North · September 14, 2026

Where’s the new episode fuckers

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Cookie_is_back 024 · September 11, 2026

Hey hopeless gooners, kinda late but if you wanna beat your shit then use a web proxy. I learned this shit in middle school and it works. The government is just an administration and were still little shits TO PLAY GAMES TO PLAY GAMES

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Yoshi San · September 11, 2026

Classic YouTube

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Lance · September 11, 2026

Just sent in my mug. Hopefully not too late for the harassment, I’m also an identical twin not sure if you’re still looking for a set but I remember that being brought up in a previous episode. My brother said he’d sit through it if still interested.

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Connor · September 10, 2026

You’ve received $12,666.67 from us so far this month and no episode yet. Anyone in here a lawyer? I think we have a class action

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TP FradeN · September 10, 2026

Absolutely dropping trousers for ball picture

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Todd Prescott · September 10, 2026

One off forehead fables dnd session when👀👀👀

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Alex Friedsam · September 9, 2026

My condolences Sam hopefully you and your family is doing well

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jackaboi03 · September 10, 2026

?

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James Hiorns · September 9, 2026

I do wish they would put more effort into such a huge community they have built .

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LayLen Deering · September 13, 2026

Ur asking a lot

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Internet Mysteries · September 9, 2026

Sending the photo of me with carrot top

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Julian · September 8, 2026

Bring episode numbers back and have a set schedule

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Ind_I · September 8, 2026

Aw fuck yeah another month with no episodes for 3 weeks the 3 in the last week so you can get our $5

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Nerdito · September 6, 2026

Wtf was that at the end... Never do that again

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TENTATIE · September 4, 2026

I hope my twink looks can entice you

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NukeFace · September 4, 2026

my feet are in both my pics i hope its good, im mightymasong

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Julian · September 3, 2026

Sent of picture of my dick, balls, and asshole hope this helps

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bingy · September 3, 2026

This shit sounds stupid as fuck

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hugos13b · September 3, 2026

Poob you seem to always need money for the house and you're also kinda lazy af. How about you guys fire up the old Die of Laughter for some extra house fixing money?

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Bloodknight Suckmetal · September 3, 2026

Did Grandma pass?

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Aye Uplink · September 2, 2026

holy hell 4 minuets and still have no idea why you want a photo lol

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Ind_I · September 2, 2026

Fuck you poobert

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Martin Alvarez · September 2, 2026

holy shit I didn't think the rust art in the back actually had a dick I kind of focused to much on it and had to rewatch to hear what the poobster said

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M.S.G. · September 2, 2026

I submitted my mugshot. I'll keep committing crime in the meantime.

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CAM · September 2, 2026

Do you guys offer tap to pay?

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Cumb · September 2, 2026

left and right nut pic coming your way

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Monoone · September 2, 2026

no thanks

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Kody · September 2, 2026

Hope they can tell I’ve been dadmaxxing and bottle-mogging my child

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Nathan Harkay · September 2, 2026

Y'all should do Choicer Voicer clips on the podcast for a episode! It also would be very on par for the podcast if the audio listeners were just not considered whatsoever in this episode descion. :) love the podcast keep up the great work Sams

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Obtuse_owen · September 2, 2026

Outro is insane but I'm hooked

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Connor Patrick · September 1, 2026

Please don’t bully me you guys are my favorite

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KyleJ_03 · September 1, 2026

Dear Sam’s. From a blue collar perspective. Keep lowering that bar, all these ppl bitching don’t know how good they got it. FUCKING SAWFT HANDS LIBRUL

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Julian · September 1, 2026

More epic intros

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Henry Kissinger · September 1, 2026

When i drive my eighteen wheeler i dont buckle my seatbelt in hopes that i die in a head on collision so i dont have to listen to yall anymore

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Cory · September 1, 2026

I sent mine in i need a hair cut im a 35 year old with a damn beiber cut

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Kyler Middleton · September 1, 2026

Love the outro must've spent a pretty penny on that editing, keep up the great work

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toothpick · September 1, 2026

i sent in a not edited picture of myself that is very handsome and not edited or manipulated with cgi or ai just so you know

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Ind_I · September 1, 2026

I'm sure the comments will be civil

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Jese-James Mckay-Rolls · September 1, 2026

wooooooooo hoooooooo i can see the winky!

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Brendan · September 1, 2026

Don’t use it for nefarious purposes

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Todd Prescott · September 1, 2026

Keep farming us for content I love inclusion

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Nutt · September 1, 2026

That side profile took like 10 shots, atleast the final pic had one of my cats (you're welcome stalltt)

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Noodle Arms · September 1, 2026

Does he show the paintings penis as a patreon exclusive?

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Eeby-Deeby · September 1, 2026

I cannot wait for this episode to come out at the end of the month just for you guys to go through 5 photos then never adress it again.

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BG · September 1, 2026

great hair on that boy

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wileyreid · September 1, 2026

"Have a guest"

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McNab · September 1, 2026

Poob moves around like Trump when he talks

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The Curattor · September 1, 2026

might as well fucking pay us for doing all the work for the podcast

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BubbaBass · September 1, 2026

Wishing I wasn’t just clocking in to the truckin job to get a proper mugshot for yall

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RussTaken · September 1, 2026

This comment section is terrible

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Guppy Gaga · September 1, 2026

Sending with faceapp age, fat and genderswap filter for my privacy

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Porker · September 1, 2026

Fricken epic

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Nehit · September 1, 2026

Lost me at side profile

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IncarnateTemplar · September 1, 2026

First our money now our faces I think they're going to take our life's away

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Cameron Cortez · September 1, 2026

you tell me jump, i say how high

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Themadgamer250 · September 1, 2026

Ohh boy, what does Sam have in store for us.

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Remmy · September 1, 2026

Quite excited for this next episode, I was stunned by the last one due to the sheer brilliance of Sam and Poob. Gotta say, Poob’s giving off a slight Tom Selleck vibe in this video, maybe it’s the hair but I’m loving it, keep up the good looks my man

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Jabix · September 1, 2026

Guys make sure to ignore the instructions

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victor garcia · September 1, 2026

Mugshot sent

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Ravi Ghafoerkhan · September 1, 2026

🫡

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George Jackson · September 1, 2026

Sorry poop i can't, I need to remain anonymous so when I accidentally bump into you in real life I could be like "yeah I dont who you are but we could be good buddies. I'm not a fan I swear."

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CowtongueHarry · September 1, 2026

Why's this four minutes long they're usually like 30 seconds? Oh Poob's doing it. On top of that, im still unsure about what I'm being asked to do.

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Travus · September 1, 2026

paetron videos suck

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Kalon Cleveland · September 1, 2026

If you thought the intro was great…wait until you see the outro! Amazing work Poob!

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Todd Prescott · September 1, 2026

sam divorce arc

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Tanner · September 1, 2026

I can’t wait for poob to freak it to these photos later

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Goose · September 1, 2026

I’ll send in my fake mugshot and my real mugshot

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Lucas · September 1, 2026

the spell finally wore off on abby and sam is in his divorce arc im calling it now

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CVNTFXCK · September 1, 2026

Will my real mugshot work?

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G-Mames · September 1, 2026

The dick on his painting is not covered

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BigheadOddball · September 1, 2026

Links broken

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Joah · September 1, 2026

The second it asked me yo sign into my google account, i bailed

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Iron Boy · September 1, 2026

I wish you guys would wait until the working man gets home, before you post these things.

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Julie Barlow · September 1, 2026

If you use mine please don’t tell my wife.

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Dylan Whitson · September 1, 2026

Look maxer is next I see.

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Connor · September 1, 2026

Sent mine I hope I’m belittled

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Megazord · September 1, 2026

Goatse incoming!

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mags · September 1, 2026

don’t let them dim your sparkle poob

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chase · September 1, 2026

i lost most of my face in a freak boating accident. is shaft okay?

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Gabriel · September 1, 2026

Hard

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Bb · September 1, 2026

Bring brain back

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Br · September 1, 2026

Can’t wait to be described to myself in audio form

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Silas Beck · September 1, 2026

no shot i wasn’t first i better be in the next visually descriptive audio podcast and i won’t even know because i listen at work

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anthony tortorete · September 1, 2026

I’m sensing some bafoonery here

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fishonhook · September 1, 2026

This outro takes me back to the 2010s of outros

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Bb · September 1, 2026

You guys are fucking struggling

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Daniel Atkins · September 1, 2026

Here's an idea: stop farming your patrons for content. Our bar is so low too, like how hard would it be to get drunk and play dnd once a weekend? Just an idea

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Elliott · September 1, 2026

You've opened the floodgates for ball pictures. I know your game

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AJ · September 1, 2026

There’s a guy with his penis out behind you

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Laerik · September 1, 2026

god lord poobs got to cover that up

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MaulTheObese · September 1, 2026

Well I have finally seen the penis on your wall buddy

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nooner · September 1, 2026

second now because I realize being first makes me look like a loser

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Bubba · September 1, 2026

cant wait to see the inside of 15 thousand 18 wheeler cabins. Ride safe boys

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Jeck · September 2, 2026

Are you THE bubba from Corpus Christi texas?

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Tongo · September 1, 2026

Hurry up and tell me what photo to submit

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Spaceman-EX · September 1, 2026

Yeah like tldr poop amirite

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nooner · September 1, 2026

First I think

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asvpdynasty · September 1, 2026

The intro is freaking me out im tripping rn

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Lima · September 1, 2026

I’ll submit for the 2nd or 3rd time. Hopefully I get chosen this time

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StrawberryValentine · September 1, 2026

ffs

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dogfart9999 · September 1, 2026

Are you stealing our identities

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TREWAYUZUMAKI · September 1, 2026

Poob you cooked

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adrien · September 1, 2026

sending my balls

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TREWAYUZUMAKI · September 1, 2026

Your aren’t stealing my likeness