Fixing Your Dating Profiles
hey guys,
You guys sent in your dating profiles and we critiqued them.
I took a break from injecting chinese peptides directly into my balls to bring you this episode.
Video Version: https://youtu.be/oVzpWSiSNKg
Comments (85)
This kind of sucked
Because of this episode patreon is now constantly recommending me dating advice podcasts and lessons and whatnot. Eww!! Gross!
i really wish i submitted to this
This one sucks
I do have a dog and I’m not single lol
No podcast no payment
Doesn’t look like we’re getting charged this month boys.
Been here since around the year of the rat, do love the type of humor of both of you, hugs and kisses
Loving raising canes says a lot about a person. It means you like bland flavorless food
Anyone have a link to the discord? I cant seem to locate it
You have to link your discord to your patreon then you get instantly added to the server
Not every episode can be a banger. Pull up your boot straps, get that mic ready and lock in the next one. You guys got this. Dont let this one tear you down a peg.
My girlfriend saw me watching this and said “wow Sam looks better”
Less than 2 weeks for the other 2 episodes of the month?
Less than 2? Bro there is 1 week left of the month 😭
I absolutely love the way you guys never fail to dismantle the potential of guest call ins. Like yes we could start talking about looksmaxing and clavicular, and 30 minutes later bring up the caller/reason we're talking about looksmaxing again WELLLLLL after I forgot why tf were talking about it. Yall never fail. Amazing job guys great consistency.
The existential dread and regret I’ve had over the last two weeks after submitting and praising god I was not featured, anyway great episode, dribbled a bit to Sam
This was really all for Poob to groom us
Instead.of critiquing dating profiles how about you critique the patreon cocks? Or Criticize Poob's life choices
Wow, just what other visual heavy formats will these boys hamfistedly try to adapt to audio only next!?
I’m usually not one to say something. But 20 days into the month guys? Really?
I dont think I chuckled a single time, you owe me double chuckles next episode gay Sam & ugly Sam. Strike 2 mfers
Nothing more trucker friendly than a visual based episode. Hell yeah brother
sam(not poop) look at the dms i sent u numb nuts
Listening to this episode gave me a small taste of being blind as I attempted to enjoy it with zero visual context. Now I just need to watch it with no audio to see which way is the worse experience.
My life is complete. They reviewed my submission. Time to become a tier 2 subscriber.
can i get the patreon discord please sirs
LMAO the Hassan Piker shoulder pad reference within the first 30 seconds. Oh boy! This is gonna be a good one!
Ty gamers
Moral of the podcast, be 6ft
Poob please read Gotrek and Felix. It’s a fantasy book series about a man and dwarf traveling around. Trust you’d love it
He's gotta grab Gotrek & Felix: The First Omnibus. That shit is so good.
Much love for PapaPoob
Man doing my job and listening to this without being able to see the profiles. True masterpiece for the audio listeners.
As a audio listener I’m imagining all these guys are hogged up
Hellllllla print
Finally my gooncast is here
Genius premise for an audio podcast, truly outdone yourselves here 👏
Get curry barker on the podcast he's a funny guy
Evan from Utah here - King of the Chuds Let it be known that I love you all I’ve been here since Skyrim ❤️
I was smoking indoors in my 60s gossip chair when Sam said it was evil and it didn’t stop me
Tell me why Sam actually looks better lmao. I’m glad that this pod is improving again. I was considering unsubscribing earlier this year.
Whend it get worse?
BOUT TIME😤
This will help me get through working on my birthday 🙏
20 days for a 2hr podcast?
I love that they continue to think of visual segments and bits to do on the podcast. They have been true masters of the audio medium for awhile now.
Absolutely captivating waiting till the end of the month for another visual gag episode
how sam manage to cover all that up
I'd like to date die of laughter but unfortunately they/them died
lookin good guys👍
Those amphetamines are doing work Sam.
@Richard Wagner What did you think of this episode Richard? I hope you enjoyed it
Uhm
Took yah long enough
Fuck i was supposed to enter 💀
Monday jus got a lil better
as soon as i get off work? poob i added you to my close friends and you still treat me like this?
For real too, poob doesn't understand what I give for him just to mess with my schedule
Hopefully I don’t get shit on
My penis is exploding to Sam’s beauty
Another perfect format for the audio listeners
They never fail to impress
Thank you lords for our tri-monthly gruel 🤲
Oh boy, im about to listen to my favorite podcast ill update how it went after listening!
Great episode thanks guys!!!
Time to take a shit on company time
I’m here in santiago Dominican Republic (not the tourist side at all) visiting my girlfriend’s family and I cannot wait to fire This episode up while I travel around the country. FUCK YEAH!!!
I’m actually really excited to listen to this one. Thanks boys for all the great content.
Fucking finally now get to work on the next one podcast imps
Oooo I busted seeing Sam
This has to be a banger
I stopped jerking off for this
I took my eyes off the road while driving my semi just to click on this
Ohhhh boy! You dirty little sluts! Sorry I'm autistic.
What did we all think of the newest episode of House of the Dragon?
woke slop
Well well well look what the cat dragged in
We're gonna be eating good this week, either 3 episodes or Sams on the menu
I call the fat one
God I hope I’m not on here
First
Bout damn time
Oh boy let's go
YAYYYY