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July 8, 2026

Send us your Dating Profiles

The CEOs (Cock Exploding Orgasmers) of Sex and Women Relations want YOU to send in your dating profiles so that we can give you pointers! To help you!

Send em in here:

Love Guru Google Form

They will be reviewed during our next episode

-Sam

Comments (85)

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YoungKneeCaps · July 20, 2026

Everything going alright guys?

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Gage Loy · July 20, 2026

I'm usually calm compared to these other savages in here that are chomping at the bit for a new podcast on like the 13th. The malt is like 2/3 over with boys you got to get to it I want to see my review

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Richard Wagner · July 20, 2026

Literally no one said anything until the 16th (halfway through the month)

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dingus · July 20, 2026

Chop chop podcast boys

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Positive Bass · July 20, 2026

EPISODE NOW

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Jon Anderson · July 20, 2026

Stick to a release schedule you lazy assholes. It’s almost the 20th and not a single episode.

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Gip Triple · July 20, 2026

Listen okay I don't want to be that guy but it is the 19th already

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Gip Triple · July 20, 2026

I literally got hired at a job before you guys uploaded a cast cmon bruh

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Hunter Engstrom · July 20, 2026

It’s almost the 19th hope you guys have 3 episodes ready to fire

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Julian · July 20, 2026

I think if they only get 2 out they don't charge

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Caden · July 20, 2026

COME ON FELLAS

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Jacob · July 19, 2026

where 'sode

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FlyingPigEater · July 19, 2026

You sons of bitches cough up the podcast already

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Korey · July 19, 2026

Sam & Sam - you met through video games. You hardly talk about video games in your podcast. Talk about games that you’re playing, like make it a segment. 30 mins to what you’ve been playing. Why this isn’t a video game podcast to begin with is mind boggling

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Richard Wagner · July 19, 2026

They literally talk about gaming pretty often... other topics just have more potential to be funny & this did not start out as a gaming podcast. You can literally watch them on YouTube for gaming content.

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Prawn · July 18, 2026

You should have ZachTheBold on as a guest

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PayPiggie · July 18, 2026

https://youtu.be/2LDttic8MVc?is=R_JQYSMeb13f6si- It’s over boys, Sam and Poob died in a gold mine elevator accident

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FARAIM91175 · July 18, 2026

You guys make more from the Patreon in a month than I do in an entire year. Please upload our episodes in a timely manner.

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Julian · July 17, 2026

Yo you guys should upload a fuckin podcast. Thanks love you!

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Richard Wagner · July 17, 2026

Less than 2 weeks left to drop 3 episodes... get moving boys

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Jeck · July 17, 2026

yo where it at cuh

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McNab · July 16, 2026

We placing bets on what Poob’s sob story is for why there’s no episode yet this month?

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archie harris · July 17, 2026

House flooded again . Or the concrete table collapsed and cut off his legs

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Josh Tyree · July 16, 2026

Dang y'all getting ripped up in here

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TokyoThePlug · July 14, 2026

Bro I just got a girlfriend

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elliejelly · July 10, 2026

Dating app won't let me take pictures :<

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Davide · July 10, 2026

This will be the event horizon where we all realise the viewers are just normal, upstanding good members of society

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Daniel Villagomez · July 9, 2026

Ima mog Poob hella hard

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James Hiorns · July 9, 2026

Thing is I’ll have to make one only to send it to forehead fables

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Benji · July 9, 2026

Believe in yourselves!

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ArcticRabbit · July 9, 2026

Fuck no

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Sur ThinksAlot? · July 9, 2026

When y’all release crypto huh let’s pump and dump these suckers

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mike hunt · July 9, 2026

I’m stealing all of your prompts for hinge fellas

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Shane Ryan · July 9, 2026

I remade my fucking hinge for this it better be a good episode. I had to get the girlfriends permission to download hinge again

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Jonathon Couzzort · July 9, 2026

Can we also get a lil sum extra this month if you would be so kind bosses maybe you two could do a mini podcast on the Skyrim roleplay server in character

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TreeBeard · July 9, 2026

I'm uploading mine with this pfp right here

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TreeBeard · July 9, 2026

Sending mine in with this face exactly in my pfp

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Bebopulon · July 9, 2026

Can't wait for the mog sesh

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ADingostolemyNordbois · July 9, 2026

Why date when you can just sign up too Forehead Fables and get all the negatives of dating for a much lower monthly price. 1. Take our money. 2. Talk to us like shit. 3. Dont listen to us 4. Dont put out (Podcasts) Xox

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Doug Gonzalez · July 17, 2026

Wawawa

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random x productions · July 9, 2026

Nothing would be funnier than for my buddy to watch the episode and see my horrendous profile hell yeah

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Plunger · July 9, 2026

i think your fans are to autistic and or gay to having dating profiles, and if they did it definitly one of those ones youd see get clipped and posted

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Swabi · July 9, 2026

Is possible to participate if I am married?

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BigBobby Assless · July 8, 2026

Bro I have a gf I wish

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Echo · July 8, 2026

I just sent mine in and I'm full of instant regret. No good will come from this

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McNab · July 8, 2026

Please send my profile to Bizzle; I am willing to get a sex change

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PoopDealer · July 8, 2026

PoopDealer has sent a submission

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nooner · July 8, 2026

praying I make it

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Monoone · July 8, 2026

Can I send a picture of my gf and I

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Niner · July 8, 2026

Please let it be the Patreon Exclusive, this shit ain’t gonna look good at the pearly gates

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UwUnKnOwOn · July 8, 2026

My dating profile already got me clamped down, no need to improve perfection such as I But these weiners could use some pointers

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Jody Anderson · July 8, 2026

We want another episode not this .

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JoshB · July 8, 2026

I don't have a dating profile, women scare me and Poob is my true love 💘

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Jesse Woodyard · July 8, 2026

I’m engaged so I’m out on this one gents

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David · July 8, 2026

The dating scene is so atrocious, this literally could not make it worse.

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J 1 P P Y · July 8, 2026

this is totally going to help with my hinge exposure !

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CowtongueHarry · July 8, 2026

Nothing good will come of this. Except me.

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Shane Ryan · July 9, 2026

You will come good of this?

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Eeby-Deeby · July 8, 2026

What if im swimming in the pussy? (a.k.a. my girlfriend has me locked and shackled in the basement)

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Capy · July 8, 2026

I'm engaged Poob, stop trying to get in my pants dude!

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Big D · July 8, 2026

I need to submit a photo of the shaft an all?

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Levi Rivera · July 8, 2026

Very interested pick me or you lose 5 dollars a month 😘

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Seven0Two · July 8, 2026

I was fine sending my address because there was a chance to get something in return. Next you'll be asking for our ssid's

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Budds · July 8, 2026

Sorry things didn’t work out with your girlfriend Poob

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Arttu · July 8, 2026

You think we date? We're all basement dwellers

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Clunt Fecus · July 8, 2026

This is gonna just be another excuse to talk shit about the patrons for another 4 hours like the patron room ep

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Milk Man The Music Man · July 8, 2026

Unfortunately I have sent it in, kill me o'lord

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Rxncorous · July 8, 2026

My wife wouldn't approve if I showed you guys my dating profile.

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Jeremy Mayet · July 8, 2026

Im no incel, I got a gf

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DevinEatsBeans · July 8, 2026

I kinda have a Dr.Manhattan look

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86Alex · July 8, 2026

To all men submitting please also be sure to submit length and girth measurements, thank you

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archie harris · July 9, 2026

1x1

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OliveGarden69 · July 8, 2026

This is about as good a podcast idea as sending in pictures of our rooms for you to review.

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asvpdynasty · July 8, 2026

They literally just made fun of us and praised the girls for decorating the room lol

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Hire aids · July 8, 2026

Let’s do bullying stories

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Danny Penaredondo · July 8, 2026

Bold of you to assume I’m dating

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K Iooo · July 8, 2026

FINALY I CAN GET SOME POON!

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Themadgamer250 · July 8, 2026

Im gonna mog poob so fuckin hard

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wileyreid · July 11, 2026

Mog all over his slurry face

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LayLen Deering · July 8, 2026

I have a small worm

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TREWAYUZUMAKI · July 8, 2026

Who tf has a dating profile

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Sam Shack · July 8, 2026

You think we go on dates?

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Jacob Hunter · July 8, 2026

I’ll think about it

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Kwolf · July 8, 2026

not interested

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asvpdynasty · July 8, 2026

No