Never Meet Your Favorite Streamers - Ep. 134

My aunt was a lot lizard

They are definitely ded

The time is ticking

sams you better be sick or dead in there i swear to god!!

Uhh...Gamers?

Talking too your friend for 2 hours 3 times a month is too much for these guys

As a third shift supervisor that averages fifty hours a week, in a factory, that drives an hour to and from work, I can say without a doubt that 100% of the people that hold my specific position would have had at least three instances of murder suicide without your podcast. The Sam's are the back bone of every blue collar man. THANK U FOR YOURE SIRVIX!!!A!AA!!!

Drank man please. Drank man I need it

5 seconds to midnight guys

the rage is simmering anew

Where is my final monthly dose of slop?

May I have something to eat sir

ehrm.... le guys?

Thanks stalltt

When are we getting Lisa on the pod cast?

I vividly remember a past podcast where sam was ranting about Abby giving him directions in the car, how things changed.

That show with the robot was called Good Game

We bowl.

The axe video is a transgender asking a guy out, then he decides to axe him when he gets rejected

One of the better ones

25 minutes in and already 2 repeated stories. Awesome.

yall talking about merch, spoonkid Monke merch is peak, not goofy with his name on it just funny lil designs that hit

Listening to this while on a plane

I refuse to purchase a twitter verification to message you guys like a normal person, but if you’re still hurting for content enough to have a random guy as a guest, I worked in a wilderness therapy camp with a bunch of high school kids who were there against their will. Very juicy, very controversial. No abuse, I promise

This episode was okay, I guess, I mean what do I know...

This shit is funny af as always. 8.5/10 Edit: i just listened to it again because i didnt rly payed attention and now i need to change the rating to 9/10 Very funny.

Shout out omids cocaine abuse

Pop

Also septic baffles are cheap

What’s this about eucalyptus?

he might be too big dog for u guys but the guy who does all the stealth camping at intersections would be a great guest

36:00 look up “white woman love” on google and look at images.

I think you guys would get a kick out of the upcoming game Kingmakers by tinybuild

Proton vpn it’s free and no ads thank me later

Guy you are making banger after banger. Would love if you could get goobsmooch, meat canyon, or by some miracle forgotten weapons Ian McCollum lmao

Bro my cad teacher of 5 years got cought by pedo catchers trying to meet up with a 14 year old

Tare aways give me ptsd in 7th grade I’d wear em to school and wouldn’t wear shorts and yeah you can guess the rest never wore them hoes ever again

the teacher conversation just reminds me of my seventh grade art teacher, dude was fresh out of college, definitely got the job because his mom was one of the secretaries, dude straight up passed me with extra credit because i would let him borrow volumes of Manga from my locker

As a factory worker in an aluminium plant i appreciate all the blue collar worker topics

Hello poom

A couple of episodes ago I kinda tore into you guys about that replacement Bryan bit. I was already having a bad day and I overreacted a bit. Every episode after that one has been very good, and I'm thankful you guys keep doing this. Now get back to work.

Very good episode, you guys are on a hotstreak right now.

Lineman here your podcssts prevent me from turning off a neighborhoods power

Never using my phone too j off again, thanks Sam

Sam’s daughter plays games the same way Sam does

More slop

You guys should get Between Two Cubes on the pod

Hey the 1900s tiktok guy poop was talking about is dr parkinstine

Stop 🛑 Gooning. Both of you.

Townsends would go so hard, I've watched a couple of their streams and he's actually pretty funny

Heyyyy perfect timing I’m cooking my steak

This better not suck cock

As a video ended I thought, "Man a new Sam podcast would be sweet" And lo, the Paytch delivers. It's like me and Staltt's periods are synced up.

Another podcast for me to listen to while getting slop top from a lot lizard during my 14 hour truck driving haul

start my morning with the boys love it

Boof time gamers

Yeahoooooie

I’m snowed in and this will be the perfect thing to keep the cabin fever away.

I watched Sam Sr. break his collar bone roller skating. he kept slipping and insisting that he keep the skates on while being loaded onto the ambulance. gotta respect a principled man.

Good morning Salt and Poop and Sin

I love podcast

oh yes just in time for lunch break

Yippee

Pingas

cum hard let’s go