Stalk-a-bye (Every Corn is a Glamorous Woman)

Such a bop!

Dee-rightful!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/corn/s/gQ8DNIU8aK

God this is incredible

I fully intend to blast this out of my car this autumn.

I need y'all to know that our child was born 11 weeks early, has a long NICU stay ahead of them, and I got to hold them for the first time today - I sang them this song.

It’s a delightful weevil in my brain!

Well this is now my whole personality

Okay that was fucking amazing

I spent a long time looking for the full version on streaming apps before I realized it was a bit so thank you

THANK YOU!!!!

This completely made my day 😊

Thank you!!!!!!!

I looked everywhere when I listened to the episode & couldn’t find the song. THANK YOU FOR THIS MAGIC, as a Midwestern farm kid who actually made corn dolls at one point. 🌽👩‍🦳

This absolutely made my day 💜

I cannot describe how fantastic this is

This is the song of the summer

Shucks, I truly needed this right now. Gratitude from tassel to tiller.

🤣🤣🤣

Incredible. 🌽

Oh I’ve been waiting for this one

This makes me so happy 🤣🤣🤣

Literal tears while driving and listening to the end of the summer love episode. I am so happy this exists.

obsessed

I'm growing corn in my garden this year and have been singing this to my glamorous ladies ✨

YEEEEEEESS

I don’t know where else to comment this, but I think you should do a show on John James Audubon. I was very wrong about him, I think it could be a great episode, although a bit more historical than you normally lean.

What is the source for that amazing illustration?

Incredible 😅

For those of us who missed the reference, which episode is it from?

Hell yeah

Yay!!! Now I can play this when my husband asks what I’m singing every time he makes corn on the cob. :)

Amazing. Simply amazing 😭❤️ I’ve started using the phrase “Every corn is a glamorous woman” in a “well, that’s life!” kind of way. Someone complains about the heat? Well, every corn is a glamorous woman. Irritated with something at work? Every corn is a glamorous woman, you know… etc etc.

I was singing this to myself last week but kept stumbling over the adjective. So I appreciate the clarification!

Truly a bop! I love Chelsea’s spoken word! Every corn truly is a glamorous woman

We. Need. Merch.

I cried

I heard this at 1.8x speed this morning and smiled the whole way through <3

holy shit incredible

This makes me so happy!

Great piece! Y'all just gave me something to listen to while surviving difficult days ❣️🤟

I was literally trying to explain this song concept to my partner over the weekend, so glad to have the full version to share with him hahaha

This is actually the best song ever #iameverycorn

Thank you all for absolutely brightening my day!

I am #blessed with this commitment to the bit. 🌽

I needed this

Omfg

If yall could've heard my gleeful little scream 😍