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June 27, 2026

Cake Mail with Sarah Archer

What would Satan cook? Sarah and kitchen correspondent Sarah Archer read listener mail sent in response to their Food Trends episode and chat about the many joys of celery, the recipes of Rosemary’s Baby, Nora Ephron’s prescient essay, and the unpasteurized past. Digressions include the world’s largest peace candle, the mysterious origin of cake pops, and calories burned while playing chess.

Write in to sloppyandalive@gmail.com and share the meals you make when you simply can't be bothered and/or the quirky recipes that may or may not be exclusive to your family.

More Sarah Archer:

https://www.sarah-archer.com/

Nora Ephron on the food establishment:

https://cookandeatbetter.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ephron-on-food-establishment.pdf

A celery vase at The Met Museum:

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/1494

A recipe for Tang pie:

https://www.allrecipes.com/tang-pie-recipe-11756744

Produced + edited by Miranda Zickler:

http://www.linktr.ee/mirandatheswampmonster

Chocolate Delight Bars:

Comments (27)

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Faith Fletcher · September 17, 2026

This feels related, we have a recipe my mom got from a lady at our church back in the day that is just listed as "Edith Dalton's blueberry cheesecake". It's a no bake, graham crust and frozen blueberries, cool whip and cream cheese situation and it's delicious and tastes like summer to all of us. My sister in law is particularly obsessively fond of it. Years ago at a funeral she finally met the woman herself, and upon being introduced announced "THE Edith Dalton???" like she was meeting royalty, bc to her, she was. Edith was startled but amused. I think Edith drove a school bus, if I recall correctly. But to my family she is the queen of summer no bake desserts.

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Talia · August 16, 2026

I made wacky cake! I was craving a chocolate dessert and had no eggs. I used a very liquid-y chocolate ganache to top it. Delish!

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Bianca Ferrari · July 27, 2026

Ditto on the vitello tonnato, it's very good and we definitely still eat it in Italy too, although I wouldn't consider it fancy. Speaking of celery, one of my favourite snacks is dipping stalks in herby garlicky cream cheese. It's really good! Especially in winter when celery is in season and extra juicy.

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Marta Rodin · July 19, 2026

My earliest encounter with cake pops was through Angie Dudley (aka Bakerella). I've only made them once (meh), but I can appreciate the thrifty vibe of salvaging and overbaked or broken cake and making something out of it.

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Nikki · July 9, 2026

lol was anyone else reminded of the Reddit 0 calorie tic tac post because of this

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Norma · July 5, 2026

Speaking of Helen Rosner and Veal Tonnato, she wrote an article for The New Yorker in June 2022 called Tomato Tonnato Is the Sauce of the Summer. I haven't made it (yet), but I can't get enough of saying Tomato Tonnato. 🍅🐟

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Allison Akright · July 1, 2026

SARAH, 1000% agree with your comment about taking care of ourselves and nourishing ourselves before we get all precious about making things homemade. 💛

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Wendy B · June 30, 2026

Anyone else with misophonia really triggered by this episode? 😅

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Shannon · June 29, 2026

You are making celery sound so much better than it is lol.

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Silas Hansen · June 29, 2026

I too love looking up “world’s largest” things! My hometown once held the record for the world’s largest pancake (1987) and so they have (one of?) the world’s largest pancake griddles on display. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/largest-pancake-griddle-in-the-world

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Brandon Saiz · July 2, 2026

Weird Al's Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota was on repeat in my house during middle school 🤣

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Gretchen Sprinkle · June 29, 2026

Happy early birthday to me! As a July 4th baby, I haven't much liked my birthday this past decade or so. This year I can just make all the cakes for my family! Thanks Sarahs!

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Ashley Frament · June 28, 2026

Julia Child includes a recipe for braised celery in Mastering the Art of a French Cooking…I made it once a very long time ago and was surprised by how delicious it was!! I guess I’m throwing celery under the next chicken I roast!

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Sam · June 28, 2026

This has nothing to do with this episode. This is me liking, commenting, and subscribing for a Jack Ruby deep dive!

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Bridget · June 28, 2026

I loved this so much (except for the celery love, raw celery is something I don’t like. I’ll eat it in stuff as an adult but as a kid, I’d spit it out of someone sullied chicken or tuna salad with it, I tolerate it now raw, but only barely). I love food and cooking, and I love anything that’s a process, like fermenting or the like! I also ordered Sara A’s Midcentury Kitchens book!!

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Brandon Saiz · June 28, 2026

My step-dad orders minestrone soup at restaurants. He then scoops out the celery and places it on the saucer the soup is delivered on. Before I learned that I am an adult only responsible for my own behavior, it was mortifying. And since I haven't really learned that yet, I am still mortified lol

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Mariah Davison · June 28, 2026

crunching celery into a microphone???

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Ann · July 2, 2026

A hate crime. Am afraid to listen to the episode now.

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Emily · June 28, 2026

"I'm 77, so I'm solidly a Xennial" I definitely thought you were saying you were 77 years old and I was cackling

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Allie V · June 28, 2026

From someone born and raised in the South, Deb @ Smitten Kitchen has the absolute best cornbread recipe

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Brandon Saiz · June 27, 2026

I wanted to comment on the celery under chicken thing and I was interrupted by needing to leave to make it to our town's Pride march. I'm so glad it came up more than once because I would have forgotten. I was a cook in the Coast Guard for a very long time and would often cook turkey meals for 15-25 people on boats. (BTW turkey meals and lasagna meals were so gratifying to make well because it was so much work, but the appreciation always came back In at least a 1:1 ratio.) I would get so sick of (and sometimes sea sick from) cleaning the racks that went inside the roasting pan. One day (around 19 and 99) I thought, why don't I just use the ribs of celery to keep the turkey off the pan. It was SOOO good i never stopped doing it until my wife became vegetarian and the kids moved out and who are we going to cook that much food for and anyway - I am so glad multiple people invent these things over and over again. As Sarah(guest) mentioned, it makes me feel closer to the whole globe. <3

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Candi Risk · June 27, 2026

The Sarahs! What a great listen while knitting cotton dishcloths. I am a vitello tonnato stan, it sounds weird but it's really delicious. Pro tip, it works really well with turkey breast instead of veal.

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Nicole · July 26, 2026

and it’s totally a staple in Italian restaurants in Europe. Also available at the deli counter in my local Swiss supermarket (including the turkey version!)

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Turoffsky · June 27, 2026

As a former baker and cake decorator , I hate cake pops. You are correct- cake pops are just cake scraps mashed up with icing and formed into a ball. Even with gloves, the whole thing always just grossed me out. And they’re kinda a pain to make en mass. I know they make those special trays for the pops, but that seems like it comes with a whole other set of annoyances. Long time listener, and fellow lover of cake at a distance. Pickles and cheese all the way!

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Mayara Pereira · June 27, 2026

best Saturday notification possible!

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Brandon Saiz · June 28, 2026

Can confirm!

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Adrian Crowe · June 27, 2026

Omg! It's not even my birthday! Thanks for the drop! 🎉