June 17, 2026

245 - Meta Horizon Worlds and the Death of the Metaverse

Mark Zuckerberg spent seven years and $80 billion attempting to build Horizon Worlds, a virtual reality "metaverse" that peaked at around 200,000 monthly users in October 2022. After years of decay, Horizon froze the creation of new worlds in VR this week, shifting the platform's focus back to mobile and marking the effective end of Meta's virtual reality ambitions. This week, the lads perform an autopsy on both Horizon Worlds and Mark Zuckerberg's dream of the metaverse more broadly, discovering how a platform built on the vision of a revolutionary gaming headset eventually gave way to a world solely inhabited by dozens of eight-year-olds screaming slurs in 360 degrees of immersive 3D.

Media Referenced in this Episode:

TWOAPW theme by Brendan Dalton: Patreon // brendan-dalton.com // brendandalton.bandcamp.com

Interstitial: “Connect Keynote Address 2026” // Written by A.J. Ditty // feat. Brian Alford as “Zucks”

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · August 9, 2026

Herms; those statues are called herms and date from like the greek dark ages as boundary markers; the desecration of these are what alcibiades gets accused of doing

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Benjamin Sagan · July 15, 2026

"yeah she got real physical" absolutely killed me lol

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Noblese Oblahaj · July 5, 2026

If you are thinking about getting into a VR platform or world, see what the furry community thinks of it. If the furry community does not use it, it does not have the mandate of heaven, it will wither and fail.

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Noblese Oblahaj · July 5, 2026

I am once again recommending the book Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams. It is an amazing look into Facebook and Mark and everyone, and it is well written. The author seems like the kind of person that optimism made dumb, but I believe her in the ways I wouldn't others.

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Noblese Oblahaj · July 5, 2026

Palmer Lucky; another soleless tech guy

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Helluva Rig · July 1, 2026

No one has mentioned Walkabout minigolf and that makes me sad bc it's soooo fun. I have an oculus just for that and Beat Saber.

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CMillsLife · June 23, 2026

All the talk of virtual reality estate but no mention of the housing crisis in FINAL FANTASY XIV OF ALL PLACES I feel like FFXIV has passed its previous hype until we get the Switch 2 release but would be a fascinating episode

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StephieF · June 23, 2026

I can’t believe you referenced my favorite “THEN I DON’T NEED A JACKET” meme.

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Thom Coté · June 22, 2026

Commenting to say how much I appreciate the "THEY'RE GONE! (minor key So Long Farewell)" bit. That moment in the movie has stuck in my brain since I was a child.

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Laur · June 22, 2026

This was so good. You will never get my ass in a vr headset

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Pat Biss · June 20, 2026

It is HEARTBREAKING that the "steamboat willie" joke didn't get its flowers

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Kristaps Porzingis · June 19, 2026

I think that wasn't coming through about that internal memo is that "growth" is a euphemism for the various dark arts engagement farming psyops that they were getting in trouble for at the time

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KatherineFtw · June 19, 2026

@1:31:20 - I mean, yeah. People like me have been pointing this out since the Wii released back in 2007. Motion controls, with only a handful of exceptions like shooter games, suck to use. Even then, a mouse is as persisce as a Wii remote with way less hassle. I've honestly never gotten the point of VR and motion controls, and I grew up with a Wii. It's always seemed like a pointless gimick.

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Mulloy · June 19, 2026

Space Pirate Trainer is like space invaders in 3d. It's actually not bad, but it's not deep. I do it sometimes, but it's like very much as deep as space invaders.

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Bring Me The Axe! · June 18, 2026

One of my favorite read downs of that image of VR Zuck was that it looked like the cover of some Wii shovelware called World Baby.

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Corey Bushle · June 18, 2026

Now Bos, I can get into

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Axel Ottel · June 18, 2026

I loved the boys breaking into Age of Empires sound effects so much!

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Samuel Cain · June 18, 2026

Werner Herzog should've directed The Social Network

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Amy Godliman · June 17, 2026

I can confirm that Space Pirate Trainer is real, I have played it, it’s also not very good and basically just a tech demo (it’s feels a bit like playing the tutorial for a proper game that never starts.)

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ChigBungus · June 17, 2026

I love sweet baby rays for its interoperability with many different meat fibers.

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Ingrid Johnson · June 17, 2026

DisneyQuest in Chicago was awesome

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Sewing Savage · June 17, 2026

Re: the knick's. I'm a west coaster who visited NYC for the first time with my husband last weekend. It was incredible to accidentally time it when the city was abuzz with anticipation, we litterally flew home the morning after they won game 5. The reason we were visiting was to see Chess and Death Becomes Her, which were both great. Thanks for the great episode on Chess that helped give me so much context. Much love from washington!

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Nate Netzley · June 17, 2026

*Me doing the Leo point when Brian mentions Edwin Land & how he influenced Jobs & the keynote announcement*

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · June 17, 2026

I got an Oculus Go from a sister for Christmas a few years ago. Even then it was entirely full of abandoned apps and games. A few were decent, most were terrible. The best use I found was a way to play videos off my pc using an application basically using it as a giant screen. Also it has effectively free YouTube premium.

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · June 18, 2026

I will say, I think the best app was called 'Poo with a view' and was basically that episode of Rick and Morty about Ricks Private toilet. You could wear an Oculus while taking a crap and it would show you a 360 view of different places. Like a beach in Maui, In a canyon or on the California Coast. Also, the single best VR Video on youtube was a video essay by a creator called Noodle who used it to demonstrate how different sized screens and aspect ratios effect movies. Very creative and worth a watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlUV6y5TUko

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pumpkin · June 17, 2026

Oculus RENT (Apologies if they made this joke, I've only just started the epside)

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kelswell · June 17, 2026

I feel like Zuck has a similar presenting style/charisma level to Mr. Beast Edit: just got to the point where AJ says this exact thing haha

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AngryOldManYaddaYadda · June 17, 2026

Astrophysics Grandma wasn't being hyperbolic, but hypergolic.

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Shifty Comfort · June 17, 2026

Palmer Luckey is not cool.

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Zipzapzop · June 17, 2026

Palmer lucky is the video game version of Palmer Rocky

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panoptigoth · June 17, 2026

As someone who still pops into EverQuest, that was my first reaction: why is this worse and less immersive than MMORPG graphics from 2000?

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Brendan Hinman · June 17, 2026

I was a developer on a collaboration app with positional audio, breakout rooms, and no damn headset. That was a primary value add (value subtraction?). Sony used us for a big presentation Then everyone decided the pandemic was over, all the small video conference apps lost funding, and we didn’t even get sold for parts. I guess that’s one place Meta beat us.

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BarFly · June 17, 2026

I read an article on Rock Paper Shotgun about using Red Dead Online as an alternative to zoom calls and I would much rather do that than enter the Zuckerverse

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Plam · June 17, 2026

It always makes me sad there’s like two other people I know of with the first name Palmer, and one is a monster. 😑

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Sword Through Your Window · June 17, 2026

to be fair quantum computing is “real”, it’s just an entirely different technology that is so far removed from conventional computing that it’ll never really be applicable to things at a consumer level. it’s great for insanely fast processing and calculations for huge datasets, but we’re not gonna get quantum vr headsets or laptops ever.

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Sword Through Your Window · June 17, 2026

palmer luckey’s wikipedia page is quite a trip

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P.A.L. · June 17, 2026

A very good episode. I really enjoy the deep dives into Facebook/Zuckerberg because it is just a fascinating subject that even though I was alive through it, I just didn't interact with it at all.

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Gilmartin Fitzpatrick · June 17, 2026

The discussion of roller coaster simulators reminds me of when I went to Orlando for a middle school math competition and we got to be at Epcot for the debut of a new VR roller coaster simulator called The Sum Of All Thrills. Much like the math competition, it was sponsored by...Raytheon. (I think it closed a few years later and I have never heard anyone talk about it lmao)

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Gilmartin Fitzpatrick · June 17, 2026

unrelated but Brian's Zuck voice is distressingly close to the Defunctland guy (just more dead inside)

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cole d · June 17, 2026

Warning about the interstitial skit - I had to skip over it because of the disgusting swallows and lip smacks he's doing as part of the zuck impression

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howl's moving pictures by rush · June 17, 2026

The game Brian mentioned in the opening is most likely Beachhead 2000

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Hugh Kearney · June 17, 2026

During the Sweet Baby Ray's clip, I said to myself, "Stubbs is so much better." So AJ is right, as he usually is.

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NowhereMan661 · June 17, 2026

You can't convince me that Mark Zuckerberg isn't a lizard person.

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Desmond Gonzalez · June 17, 2026

Dammit Zuckerman, you promised me there'd be legs on my desk by Monday, and what day is it and where are the legs???

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JGE · June 17, 2026

Impossible Dream is so good. Had to pause and go listen to it again

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Propagandalf · June 17, 2026

Oh boy schadenfreude! My favorite form of content!

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Logan Cap · June 17, 2026

RC Cola taking flak this episode

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Charli Christine Marker · June 17, 2026

The new Sorkin movie BETTER fucking feature Jeremy Strong going full Frank Booth about Sweet Baby Ray’s

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Miles Proctor · June 17, 2026

Jarvis mentioned. It’s worth saying he used to work as a dev for Patreon before going over to YouTube I think from things he’s said publicly it was largely due to getting burnt out on the weird Californian whiteboy tech culture.

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · June 17, 2026

hey all - i noticed a glitch in the initial upload that resulted in the back half of the episode being silent for some reason. this should be fixed now, but if you downloaded the episode right when it was released you might have to clear your cache and redownload. sorry!

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Celia46 · June 17, 2026

3 hour episode and its ony Birthday???