February 25, 2026

229 - The Dutch Knight Returns [Whit’s Endless Summer 50]

The lads return to Odyssey for more adventures in fractured fairy tales, the start of the Novacom Saga, and the final and fond farewell to everyone’s favorite devious Dutchman: Dr. Regis Blackgaard. Topics include Phil Lollar’s long-awaited goodbye, the logistics of time portals, and what it means to stare down Odyssey’s next big movement in serialized storytelling.

Media Referenced in this Episode:

  • Adventures in Odyssey

  • #418: Opening Day

  • #424-425: Blackgaard’s Revenge

  • #446b: The Seven Deadly Dwarves

  • #457: Opportunity Knocks

TWOAPW theme by Brendan Dalton: Patreon // brendan-dalton.com // brendandalton.bandcamp.com

Interstitial: “The Hound” // Written by A.J. Ditty // feat. Jessie Cannizzaro as “Dr. Chris Cavalcante”, Brendan Dalton as “Dr. Wesley Winthrop”, and A.J. Ditty as “The Pilgrim”

Comments (64)

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Danielle King · October 17, 2026

Re: Opening Day OMFG "The Hound of Heaven". I haven't thought about that poem in decades. I swear, one of these days y'all are going to play just the right clip and I'm going to go Winter Soldier and join YWAM in a fugue state or some shit.

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Melody S · June 26, 2026

I LOVED the seven deadly dearves episode as a kid but I might just have bad taste

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Elizabeth Power · April 21, 2026

Thank you for reminding me of Bridge to Terabithia, now I’m sad,but also it was horse corner so I laughed

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JayDubYuhh · April 18, 2026

I swear I would listen to an entire show made up of these interstitials.

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Ray of F---ing Sunshine · April 13, 2026

I loved Little Dogs On The Prairie, I quote THE SNAKE IS THE SINGER, THE SINGER IS THE SNAKE on an at least monthly basis. There is a CRAZY JFK assassination joke in the Stealin' episode that hit me like a freight train when I rewatched them last year.

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By Tove! · March 6, 2026

I think this is my favorite Patmos interstitial

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Lunchbox · March 6, 2026

It is a shame you guys don't really cover books/audiobooks because I would love to hear your takes on the "Tennis Shoes among the Nephites" series of Mormon fantasy books.

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Britton · March 4, 2026

I just need anyone to know that I was listening to this, and scrolling through some social media at the same time, and the moment Brian said “The German Episode” I hit a video post of a thunderstorm that autoplayed. So what I experienced was Brian saying that, and then immediate lightning and thunder. It really added something.

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NowhereMan661 · March 2, 2026

Josh, I have the exact same feelings of "cringe nostalgia". It is a horrible thing to remember something you liked as a kid but which sucks word for word. Young You is always incredibly stupid and annoying, we never had good taste when we were kids.

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NowhereMan661 · March 2, 2026

The completely random mad libs jokes of the third episode reminds me a lot of the Cartoon Network MAD magazine tv show adaptation, where they would combine two completely unrelated pieces of media as a parody, like Twilight and The Big Bang Theory, or LinKong which was Lincoln and King Kong. The jokes never landed, it was always just random pop culture references. The only good part of the show was the animate adaptations of Spy vs Spy.

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Peter Paul Rubens' Muse · February 28, 2026

well great, now i'm gonna be mumbling "Yo-yo Yokai Hokkaido A-Gogo" for my entire workday

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Adi · February 28, 2026

I have never found another person even tangentially familiar with 3 2 1 penguins. That goddamn theme song still pops into my head and I am 31.

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Adi · February 28, 2026

Does anybody remember the vhs series about rocks?? Maybe in space? God rocks ?? Something about soap on a rope.

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I Love Brian Alford's Bible Corner · February 27, 2026

I'm here for the Commander Shepard reference, AJ.

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epsicola · February 27, 2026

at 1:43:00 where the Odyssey narrator used the phrase “australian aborigine” i got suuuuch a shock lol, thats been considered like, increasingly insensitive since like the 70s, to the point of being seen as actively racist these days

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A.E. Ross · February 27, 2026

let's go Brian bits baby love da Brian bits

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · February 27, 2026

Also, the weird seven deadly dwarves episode just sound like those punny Xanth books. I remember those having "Guardian Angles" who were literally a triangle with wings.

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · February 27, 2026

Give it 10 years and the radio tower would be involved in with G5.

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Bentivegitantus · February 26, 2026

Both Earl Boen and Kenneth Mars could take meaningless scribbles on a paper bag and still turn them into absolute theater. Such talented actors.

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Emily Oldham · February 26, 2026

Y'all have mentioned Odyssey inspiring FNAF before, but I am still flabbergasted by this digital ghost Blackgaard just being Glitchtrap, right down to the merge/resurrection plan. I guess it makes the direction make more "sense" in retrospect...

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Dergon · February 26, 2026

SMITHPONYAN WAS RIGHT THERE GUYS

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Dergon · February 26, 2026

The Smythponyan Museum of Neightural Horsetory

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Violet Lafortune · February 26, 2026

I'm always saying I like the Brian Bits but I'm now realizing I may have the voices confused.

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Katy Wahl · February 26, 2026

#worstiewomen4brianbits

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Mulloy · February 26, 2026

To Brian'st it may concern:

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P.A.L. · February 26, 2026

The Brian part was my absolute favourite bit

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P.A.L. · February 26, 2026

Gotta admit, that was a fantastic interstitial. Total credit to the script, the performances and the editing of it. Like damn that was good.

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Tom Hauptman · February 25, 2026

I got to meet Charlotte de Witte after her set at Movement in 2018, and lemme say, Snow De Witte would have been pretty fitting.

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · February 26, 2026

that’s a big lol from josh

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DuosAngel · February 25, 2026

Ok but I do love the overdone Brian bits.

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Sword Through Your Window · February 25, 2026

febisney

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Maladapted · February 25, 2026

Mutton is adult sheep

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LogalogJack · February 25, 2026

Oh shit wait a jungle jam episode is possibly on the table? Don’t tease me like this

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diezelzwerg · February 25, 2026

I love how Brian's Don Draper bleeds into an Obama and AJ's Bert Cooper bleeds into a Nixon

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LogalogJack · February 25, 2026

It’s a running joke to me and only me that Scott Cawthon totally stole the idea of Glitchtrap from Blackgaard’s Revenge, but relistening to it is making it less outrageous. Like, Scott has definitely listened to Odyssey. The idea of the spirit of an evil man possessing and trapped inside a computer program, luring a girl/young woman into a vr machine so they can swap places/mind meld, all while grooming them into doing their bidding… I’m just saying, I’d call MatPat if he wasn’t retired

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LogalogJack · February 25, 2026

Also I think the evil laugh was a bit much, but Blackgaard opening fire and then turning around immediately and saving her, throwing her off-balance emotionally and psychologically is a level of gaslighting that’s so subtle I didn’t think was possible in the hands of Phil Lollar. The way he normally beats you over the head with the point, just giving us that tiny moment of “oh, wait… was I wrong for assuming he’s attacking me? Am I remembering the last few moments wrong?” It’s staggering.

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Addison Stumpf · February 25, 2026

I think opening AJ's Horse Corner, then shifting to AJ's Horse Mourner, then closing AJ's Horse Mourner, but *not* closing the original Corner means that the entire podcast is now a Horse Corner?

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necrosemantics · February 25, 2026

Y'all gotta know- this weird Christian slop is what got me on your patreon. The first things I listened to were all of the Endless Summer and I sorta... got to the rest of it later. So for whatever it's worth, these are my favourite episodes. I know it hurts, keep making them forever (edit: please)

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Noel Rodney Jr. · February 25, 2026

Surprised you guys haven't done a Mass Effect episode. There'd be some meat on that bone.

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Addison Mcphail · February 26, 2026

Oh hell yes that would be so good

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Òran · February 25, 2026

Circa 56:34–this IS a stolen plot point, it is from the Raul Julia made-for-TV joint Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, made famous by MST3k!

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Maris Tiller · February 25, 2026

I have listened to all of these Whits Endless Summer episodes and lemme tell you I have never *groaned out loud* like I did when you played audio from that seven deadly dwarves episode. Oh brother

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FelineJay · February 25, 2026

Having gone through the whole back catalogue of premium episodes over the last month, as a new patron, I'm now imagining all the interstitial characters as Animal Crossing humans

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Zipzapzop · February 25, 2026

Phil Lollar tried make Christian gravity falls?!

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LogalogJack · February 25, 2026

I will say the opening one-man play from Blackgaard Begins is my favorite bit of all time and I relisten to it so often I should be lobotomized.

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Max · February 26, 2026

You and me both, pal. That and the montage that shows AJ that he needs to become a Southern Baptist are permanently embedded in my brain.

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Maris Tiller · February 25, 2026

TWOAPW women R I S E!!!

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Sword Through Your Window · February 25, 2026

evangelicals have such a weird hang up with thinking people don’t believe jesus was a real guy/wasn’t crucified. like it’s not hard to believe he was killed for challenging the power structures of the time, it’s just the the crazy miracles and resurrection that are a bit of a stretch.

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John Benfield · February 25, 2026

Blackgaard is back! Now's as good a time as any to put forth my headcanon for his appearance. I've always imagined him to look like Leonardo Leonardo from the Clerks animated series (tbh I think Alec Baldwin was emulating Earl Boen when he voiced that character.)

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YOU · February 25, 2026

More? There’s more of this dude?

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Twat Snatch Beaver · February 25, 2026

I get vanishingly few of the references on this podcast that I love but I will come to AJ's defense and say that I did get the Commander Shepherd reference.

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madalyn · February 25, 2026

the great wishy woz did incredible psychic damage on this young child and I truly think hearing AJ suffer would heal me

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Autumn Rain · February 25, 2026

The brian parts are my absolute favorite

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Zachary Kaufman · February 25, 2026

This episode has a top shelf AJ's Horse Corner

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I simp for pigeons · February 25, 2026

Wait, a marriage? So the thrupple is official!?! 🎉🎉🎉

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Nicole Pitts · February 25, 2026

The other three women , sound off in chat

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By Tove! · February 25, 2026

Blackgaard feels a bit like the white witch at the beginning of the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

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LogalogJack · February 25, 2026

Knowing how often they suck CSL’s ghost dick, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was intentional

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Ciara Rhiannon · February 25, 2026

LITTLE DOGS ON THE PRAIRIE MENTIONED

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Mae Rose · February 25, 2026

used to obsessively watch this when i was a kid, i still have fond memories ngl

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Malcontent Battery Pack · February 25, 2026

Barely 10 mins into the episode and we get a "Im Commander Shepard..." joke. Beautiful! Never change AJ

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Malcontent Battery Pack · February 25, 2026

Also, a mass effect episode(s) when?

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Ajusco Huerta · February 25, 2026

For some reason I half expected a DBZ guitar riff when I hear "last time on Adventures in Odyssey

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Sojourner Moss · February 25, 2026

I've blitzed through the entire catalog of TWOAPW episodes in the last 4 months (why yes my mental health is great, why do you ask?) and was regretting not having anything new to listen to while falling asleep, so, cheers 💤