February 4, 2026

226 - Kingdom Hearts (feat. Lucy Valentine)

Lucy Valentine (Boonta Vista, Savant-Garde) and the lads hop in their Gummi Ship and make for Hollow Bastion as they cover the infamous Square and Disney RPG crossover of 2002: Kingdom Hearts. Topics include Tetsuya Nomura’s incredible character designs, the dated gameplay, and what it means to create a game where Donald Duck is seduced by a gorilla.

Lucy Valentine: Bluesky

Boonta Vista: The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week’s stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments. Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more.

Savant-Garde: Hosted by Lucy Valentine (Boonta Vista) and Jesse Black (Sludgefest). Savant-Garde is almost certainly the world’s only podcast where one autistic ex-wife and one OCD ex-husband unpack the disgracefully disordered worlds of Adrian Monk and the Good Doctor, Shaun Murphy, through the lens of two very normal brains.

Media Referenced in this Episode:

TWOAPW theme by Brendan Dalton: Patreon // brendan-dalton.com // brendandalton.bandcamp.com

Interstitial: “Kingdom Hearts 4.3 Prologue: A Maritime Fragment: H(earts). M(inds). S(ora). Titanic Trailer (Version 1.5)” // Written by A.J. Ditty // feat. A.J. Ditty as “Sora/Donald/Goofy/Billy Zane/Mickey/Announcer”, David Armstrong as “Winnie the Pooh/Eeyore/Fabrizio/Shipmaster/Jack”, and Eleanor Philips as “Rose/Margaret”

Comments (45)

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Zipzapzop · May 14, 2026

On the subject of 2000s Disney games I would highly recommend the treasure planet rts

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Jared Whalen · February 26, 2026

Gawrsh guys, this is one of the most delightfully unhinged episodes in recent memory, up there with Supermarket Sweep and the Boss Baby Duology. I hope we're getting a KH2 ep some point -- can't really sleep on that Goofy Tron fit, and an interstitial direct from the Gummi Garage seems apt.

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Shiv · February 14, 2026

Tuning in for a topic I know less than nothing about bc I adore Lucy and our wonderful hosts

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Bentivegitantus · February 14, 2026

The interstitial genuinely made me google to try to figure out the ASCAP licensing for Emotional Titanic Flute. That's an interesting one. Props to Celine's sister (Mx. Phillips?) belting out that last line too!

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Broth Mirepoix · February 9, 2026

Speaking of Disney Adventure Mag comics, I'd die [positive] if you did an episode on Bone

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Alex · February 8, 2026

"Lock the gates, Goofy, take my hand And lead me through the world of self."

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Nathan Woods · February 6, 2026

I'm convinced games like kingdom hearts have endured exclusively for two reasons: the mental illness known as Disney Adults, and a concept that Google AI thinks it's called "Cherished Scarcity" - you could only afford the one game, so you got the one with Goofy in it, and built core memories around it because that was the only option in the limited gaming time you were allowed

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Lowell Phillips · February 6, 2026

As Lucy's weakest soldier I'm proud to be two days late to the episode.

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Shiv · February 14, 2026

i’m even weaker I just hit play

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Elizabeth Power · February 6, 2026

I have never played Kingdom hearts, but that commercial was absolutely unhinged; please do a real episode about Titanic, it would probably be interesting.

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jhater · February 6, 2026

1st of all : obligatory BDG Unraveled Understanding Kingdom Hearts (and every other story) mention. 2nd of all please do Epic Mickey.

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Brandon Chinn · February 5, 2026

Our dad bought us a PlayStation 2 and Kingdom Hearts but also had no idea about the memory card necessity, so our first weekend with the game was replaying the opening over and over and seeing how far we could get before someone forced us to turn it off. I think we got to the Olympus Coliseum once or twice.

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Ben Schrager · February 5, 2026

What if Lucy called her Patreon the “Boonta Vista Social Club”? Huh? What then?????

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Dergon · February 5, 2026

As someone who had the GBA game as a kid and rented the 1st one with some friends and stayed up all night playing it - I'm firmly on Josh's side.

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Dergon · February 5, 2026

Didn't stop me from buying all the fucking remakes like a loser, though. Lmao

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Caleb Brian · February 5, 2026

God I can't wait for a Theo episode

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Clemmo · February 5, 2026

Having never really interacted with kingdom hearts except knowing that it exists, this episode feels like an acid trip.

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Amanda B · February 5, 2026

I have never played a Kingdom Heart and I never will, but I do recommend watching the recently completed Chip and Ironicus Let's Play of both Kingdom Hearts and Chain of Memories instead of actually playing - ChipCheezumLPs on YouTube

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Steven Pennington · February 4, 2026

in the 2000s i accidentally bought a japanese ps2 (was trying to get an american one because american games were cheaper than australian ones) and that lead me to buying and playing thru japanese kh2 (i dont understand japanese) snd i think that did more to ruin my life than anything else.

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Nick · February 4, 2026

I cannot enough recommend Birth By Sleep for the KH heads, it's a genuinely excellent JRPG on it's own merits. It's also the cleanest and most straightforward presentation of lore the franchise had ever managed.

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Josephine · February 5, 2026

So your saying its the simplist and cleanest KH game?

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I love the lagoon · February 4, 2026

I please need you to cover the rest of the games purely because Brian's love/hatred/obsession makes me feel deeply seen.

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OLO · February 4, 2026

AJ's the biggest freak in the world for playing Proud Mode. Critical Mode in KH2 sure, that's respectable, but Proud Mode is a joke mode meant to send 10 year olds to hell forever

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Zipzapzop · February 4, 2026

Epic mickey soon????

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Camoose · February 4, 2026

Unironicly, a Robinhood world using the Disney one and animating it to look like the classic movie would be really cool.

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Hunter Reese · February 4, 2026

I feel attacked. I built crazy gummy ships and did all the missions

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · February 4, 2026

🚨🏥🧑‍⚕️🩺🩻

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Ilian Petit · February 4, 2026

4:20 immediately had my brain play Chase from the Lore Dump podcast going "IT'S THE PROGENITOR OF ALL HEARTS !" I have never played these games

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Harold Gottfried · February 4, 2026

Don’t ask Wakka about the race war.

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Zipzapzop · February 4, 2026

Fear and loathing world for kingdom hearts world

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Overzealous Euthanasiast · February 4, 2026

Kingdom hearts has been to me the platonic example of "writer making shit up as they go along with zero respect for the past and zero respect for their audience" -i think if they went the super smash brothers cutscene route of having no dialogue and just visual storytelling It would make a hell of an improvement, and I won't have to hear the incessant words "hearts" and "darkness" rinsed into total meaningless as they pretend it's the most dramatic meaningful shit ever neither lol

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Typhoon Jim · February 4, 2026

if you repeat the name david boreanaz enough times to the "become as gods" song from nier automata I'm sure something happens

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Karl Childers · February 4, 2026

Kingdom Spaceballs

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Mason Shrader · February 4, 2026

Yall need to do KH2, because as a fellow KH Freak with AJ, I need to hear y’all cover my favorite.

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Laura Platt · February 4, 2026

Between this and SnapCube's Real Time Fan Dub, Kingdom Hearts fans/haters/hater-fans have been EATING

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Mordred Hansen · February 4, 2026

Hearing Lego Racers, my brain re-unlocked that looping theme music instantly

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NowhereMan661 · February 4, 2026

Cartoons and games have ruined many a developing teens sexual preferences, you're not alone Josh.

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GentlegearMark · February 4, 2026

Oh Fella's, you have no idea how excited I got hearing "There She is" in the interstitial. Still hanker for an episode on Yeston some time (even if you guys hate listen, I'd still love to hearing about why).

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NowhereMan661 · February 4, 2026

Oh fuckin boy, here we go

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Ciara Rhiannon · February 4, 2026

Brian calling X and Ocarina bad games is....idk if disappointing even comes close lol

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Charli Christine Marker · February 4, 2026

My mom wouldn’t let me play Final Fantasy X for years in the mid-2000s because she walked in on the first cutscene with Rikku and asked why I was “watching pornography” :( (She also thought the idea of “Sin” was Satanic :( )

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · February 4, 2026

this is what i’m saying!! when she unzipped that thing i had Feelings

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No one said you have to live on Bob. · February 4, 2026

This game got me and my brother out of our little evangelical bubble and into japanese media with the FF characters. Good or bad it catalyzed freedom!

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August Armour · February 4, 2026

The way im going to to absolutely feral when i clock out of work and finally listen to this ❤️❤️❤️

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Busy Mason · February 4, 2026

Oh no. Oh yes.