EMERGENCY POD - Dobson Died, Dead Dobson
Well, you asked for it. The dude croaked.
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"In the final analysis, who cares? I will now write a 5,000 word essay explaining why it is I, James Dobson, dead and corpse-fucked, who cares."
The day after Dobson's death, Whit's Frozen Custard in Holland, MI announced their closing. Where is Whit's? Right around the corner from Family Central. What is Family Central? Focus on the Family bookstore. And inside Family Central? A small reconstruction of Whit's End. It all has to be connected.
I feel like James Dobson is, or was (that feels nice to say) the intended target of the verse in the bible that says “God sends rain on the just and the unjust” If there is some sort of afterlife, I have to imagine the “hell” experience for someone like Dobson is realizing suddenly and completely the true value and effects of his life’s work. I can’t wait to visit the “gender neutral bathroom” erected in his honor, assuming it’s publicly accessible.
RIP BOZO
FWIW i think this is the first episode where I can confidently say which host is which.
congrats!
I thought about this podcast the MOMENT I heard the news. PRAISE BE.
A lot of these fundamentally evil white guys feel like Sith Lords in that you never expect their deaths and then when it happens you and your neighbors are gathering in explosive celebrations on Naboo.
Strike up the jizz, this has echos throughout the outer rim too
Isn't that Shipton nonsense the inspiration for the prophecies of Agnes Nutter? It sure sounds like it was
Lmao dudes didn’t even wear trousers in the 15th century.
Team Cherry knew.
Anyone else in the Odyssey facebook group? Someone posted an ai picture of Dobson and Hulk Hogan in heaven together and I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t. Rest in fucking piss. Edit: there’s one with Hal Smith now too. Fucking hell.
Gonna use the name "Theresa Pachild" for something
Wikipedia doesn't list a cause of death, we can only assume the podcast killed him 🙏
Ding dong! The bitch is dead!
rest in piss you vile piece of shit
Just a few weeks ago me and my roommate (who grew up deep in the evangelical church, listened to Adventures in Odyssey) were talking about when this old bitch was gonna finally perish. I like to think we put that out into the universe and thus are responsible in some way for this glorious event amen 🙏
Just got finished celebrating James Dobson's death and boy my arms are tired!
Love when a new gender neutral bathroom opens up ♡
Dead Dob!
Ladies and gentlemen: we God him
I think the most important advise when your Dobson dies, don't immediately get a new one. Give it some time, and if at some point you want to get the same breed of Dobson again, give it some thought first.
Not the normal way to start a Friday work day. But hey, not gonna complain.
The fact this news dropped on my brother’s birthday reaffirmed my belief in a benevolent god
Oh wow, The Slap TV series represented! I never thought I'd hear anyone else talk about about it, people just give me weird looks when I try explaining it to them haha! Should definitely do it for an episode, but Australian only cos they got a unique approach to dark humour lol
NEEDED THIS EP. Also reading all these comments is making me feel so seen. ♥️ Also rest in piss, DobbyDobbs.
Texted my sister immediately upon seeing the news after coming home from gay happy hour. As god intended
THAT MOTHERFUCKER’S NAME IS NOW OFFICIALLY “I’M DEAD”! Hell yeah!
Brian dropping an amazing line at the end about destructive legacies while AJ chants "Fuck! The! Holes!" is exactly why i love this show
Smoking that Dobson pack RIP 🅱️endejo
Only the good die young I suppose
Hiram Shitfucker? I love his early work
Give pops coin!
My reaction upon seeing and learning this "yoooooooo!"
This dude was singlehandedly responsible for messing up my relationship with sex and sexuality for most of my life, I cannot adquitely express the relief i feel that he is now in hell where he belongs. Rest in piss
Oh no. I recognized that musical sting immediately as from Adventures in Odyssey. Besides your pod, I've never listened to the show and grew up a lapsed catholic. What have you done to me?!
My scream cackle echoed throughout the Kroger and I REJOICED
Lmao
I DID ask for it, how did you know?! (rest in piss bozo)
>PRO LIFE >DIES ANYWAYS
Going to come back to Colorado Springs, Colorado, leave your... respects all over the corpse?
It is said that none should speak badly about the dead. James Dobson is dead, and this is good.
Dobson croaks, Silksong releases next month. Wow, Trump REALLY wants to bury the Epstein story. You think we’ll get Half Life 3 soon, too?
HELL YES CLAW MACHINE.
The MOMENT I heard the news I thought of you three!!
Claims to be prolife, etcetera etcetera
Between a an active shooter situation down the road and Ol Jimmy Boy croaking, it's been a hell of a day
He must be SO excited to talk to Ted Bundy again. Gotta do another collab with the I Hate James Dobson podcast!
Super crossover collab with I Hate James Dobson and 2 Whits 1 Cup?
I say once again! REST IN PISS BOZO
The previous time was when Hogan fucking died. Fuck the hulk hogan
To paraphrase Dennis Nedry: "Dobson! We don't have Dobson here!"
some bright points in the (hopefully near) future are all the emergency pods we’ll get as all these old fucks start croaking
C'mon, shitty human rule of three!
rest in piss fucker
May his lineage fail to thrive, may his ideas be forgotten, may he be remembered only as the kissinger-esque fascist shithead he is
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON! https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?si=koxwOvQgjA3MitlC
Thank you someone else used this song. HELL YES.
good god that was quick lmfao
have fun in hell jimmy
This and Silksong (do an episode on silkposting) have made my week. Dobson finally made the world a better place.
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Focus On The Funeral 🪦™️