March 5, 2025

179 - The Room (2003)

How did the lads meet? Well that’s a very interesting story, when Brian and A.J. moved to New York with two suitcases and didn’t know anyone and they have-uh-they head to YMCA with a $2000 check which they could not cash. Why? Well, because it was an out of state bank. Anyway, uh- they were working as busboys in a hotel, and uh-uh Josh was sitting, drinking his coffee, and he was so beautiful, and they say hi to him. That’s how they met. What’s the interesting part? Well the interesting part is that after their first recording, Josh paid for dinner.

Media Referenced in this Episode:

TWOAPW theme by Brendan Dalton: Patreon // brendan-dalton.com // brendandalton.bandcamp.com

Interstitial: “Dominic Miseau” // Written by A.J. Ditty // Featuring A.J. Ditty as “Dominic Miseau”

Comments (44)

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🌛Witch💗Lioness🦁 · April 28, 2026

I wish I could locate The Village Voice article from 2006 where Wiseau claims he got the money from importing leather jackets from Korea.

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Victoria · February 23, 2026

Stress in Polish words always falls on the second-to-last syllable!

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Eliza Blackhart · May 22, 2025

My first exposure to this movie was that one time on April fools day where Adult swim played it front to back like three times

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Desmond Gonzalez · June 28, 2025

The funniest use of censor bars in television history.

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Elizabeth Power · April 26, 2025

I have no prior knowledge of this movie outside of this podcast, but now I might have to watch it because I’ve never heard anyone say “hi babe” in a more fake sounding way. All of these line readings are so weird! Also, the three of you should get the gross sounding pizza and try it to see if it’s good. The commercial is like if the guy from American psycho had no charisma .

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Sam Reader · March 28, 2025

The laughter is actually because he actually has an address on Guerrero Street and Greg needed him to get through the scene without blowing the take and get some genuine emotion, so he freaked him out by using a place he knew Tommy had an address that Tommy didn't know he knew about. So he triggered a paranoid reaction in Tommy to finish the scene and got something even creepier than needed into the film.

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zetsubunn · March 26, 2025

the references to origami ceiling cat and "amazing horse" caused me to briefly dissociate and become worried that I might have lived with AJ in college

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Erik Janzon · March 17, 2025

I was a huge fan of The Room in uni and met Tommy and Greg. After reading the Disaster Artist and seeing the movie, the experience was sort of ruined for me, for the misogynistic reasons you mentioned. However, this episode took me back and it might be time to dust off the ol’ spoons one more time.

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Greg Dean · March 11, 2025

I wonder how many other people first understood the deep misogyny of The Room thanks to hBomberguy.

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Skoloton · August 8, 2025

That is easily hbomber guys best video, really informative in how a lot of men are and behave in relation to women

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Greg Dean · March 11, 2025

Can't wait for the follow-up episode with November Kelly, the videogame LP.

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Greg Dean · March 11, 2025

Oh speaking of future episodes, when you inevitably cover DUNE, you had *better* re-record the theme song as 'so many possible worms' because come on.

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Jonathan V. Cann · March 10, 2025

Tommy Wiseau, Ultimate Photocopier (Danganronpa character screen)

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I Love Brian Alford's Bible Corner · March 10, 2025

Wiseau is the most American person to ever exist.

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Ciara Rhiannon · March 10, 2025

one of the best extras moment is in the Law & Order episode of Community where you see a background extra walk out of a building in the background and zip up his pants and is immediately followed by another extra who wipes her mouth and they both walk off screen.

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Ciara Rhiannon · March 10, 2025

the DS2 pull is crazy lmao absolutely unhinged level design tho

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Eliza Blackhart · March 10, 2025

Yeah its me, this was the episode that broke me into getting on the patreon. This and getting the part 2 of the ff7 episode

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🌛Witch💗Lioness🦁 · April 28, 2026

Same

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Captain Praxis · March 8, 2025

https://youtu.be/9co3kmG8FXI?feature=shared Maid at 1:08; you’re welcome

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Rhetco · March 9, 2025

Thanks, I specifically checked the comments to find this.

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Samuel Blair · March 7, 2025

Ok so I decided after listening to this episode to get the dvd of this off amazon, deserves a spot in the collection right. When I open the dvd inside the box there is no shit, a glossy photo of a shirtless Tommy wiseau and on the back is a info card for Tommy Wiseau underwear

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Dannyflanny · March 6, 2025

Disappointed you don’t mention my favorite part of the pizza scene, which is that you can see it like 5 different times and it is a perfectly normal cheese pizza

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James Cézanne-Taipale · March 6, 2025

As a San Francisco native, we all have a problem with Lombard street.

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John Leavitt · March 6, 2025

Was listening to this and thinking “huh Tommy W sounds like if you put Musk and Trump in the machine from The Fly” and then heard the bit about taking forever to go down some stairs and -*is hit by the Alan Moore beam*- oh god a sprawling epic about a polish family brought over from the iron curtain to get cheap west coast defense industry land in exchange for running or processing CIA heroin ending up bankrolling the Hollywood dreams of their severely emotionally and sexually stunted “nephew” (feel free to get as weird with that as you want) who accidently makes compelling outsider-art obsessed with Americana and American dominance that is then co-opted for profit by actual American cultural elites and*- I’m sorry what was I talking about?

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Laura Platt · March 6, 2025

I'll never comment about mispronounciations, but I think drawing attention to how difficult something is to pronounce is a bit unnecessary as long as you give it your honest best shot, which I think you guys always try to!! I think it can come across as being a bit othering of certain kinds of name, sometimes (not you guys in specific, just that kind of comment in general). (I had a Polish friend in high school, and our teachers would either never try to pronounce it, or they'd make a joke about it, every time, so it is just something I've thought about a lot recently.)

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Corbin Neuhauser · March 5, 2025

I can understand AJ not being able to say “oiseau” ; French spelling isn’t very intuitive. But how did he fuck up saying “Murakami” twice lol. PS thank you guys for having my weird sense of humor. Especially AJ’s abrupt veers into depression/horror. Just like my life!

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Gorbant · March 5, 2025

I listened to this on my commute. It took every ounce of energy not to yell out "Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!" during my class discussion because none of my students bothered to do the reading.

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Rufus M. Grapefruit · March 5, 2025

for Brian: http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

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Nathan Woods · March 5, 2025

I'm more familiar with live sound than I am studio sound. But that definitely sounds like a software issue. Any recent updates to your recording software or the computer's audio codec?

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · March 5, 2025

I haven't made any updates but I think you're right about it being a software issue. None of the glitches came through the monitor while recording. I think, going forward, I'm going to restart the computer before each recording session if it's already on, and get a new USB C cable. And not use that channel

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Quentin Baker · March 5, 2025

I’ve talked about this film with one of my older film buff friends, and he told me about the magic of going to a midnight screening before The Room really hit the popular Zeitgeist. I think you can still find a fun experience at one of these screenings, but similar to Rocky horror, I don’t know if it’s possible to capture the magic of every single person in the theater responding to all the inside jokes, knowing to bring props, etc.

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JOI de vivre · March 5, 2025

thanks for this episode—this is a blind spot in my millennial experience, mostly because I have to leave the room when something I'm watching gets that awkward. I do get all of the early 00s internet references though, in fact, fgsfds

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HollyBroWoo · March 5, 2025

Obsessed with how Denny says “leave us!” At the end like he’s a king in game of thrones dismissing the servants

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Mulloy · March 5, 2025

Oh Hai boys, you're my favorite podcasters

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BarFly · March 5, 2025

Actually, Armin Van Buuren played Quark on Deep Space 9

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By Tove! · March 5, 2025

The boys are boysing, and it's beautiful

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Charli Christine Marker · March 5, 2025

When I saw The Room at the Music Box in 2016, I asked Tommy if he was influenced by Mulholland Drive, and he yelled “WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?”

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · March 5, 2025

what a story, charli!

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Have You Seen This? · March 5, 2025

you guys running Bay to Breakers this year?

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Jerzy · March 5, 2025

you need to polish your Es. sz makes sh. but it's okay, no one pronounces us correctly

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · March 5, 2025

Oh dammit I did a Hungarian sz

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Jordyn Clementi · March 5, 2025

You are tearing me apart, cool Voltaire!

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Brooke · March 5, 2025

Hahaha, what a story TWoAPW!

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No one said you have to live on Bob. · March 5, 2025

Best bad movie. "Anyway, how's your sex life?" Is forever my favorite question