March 13, 2024

129 - Blackgaard Begins (feat. Devon) [Whit’s Endless Summer 33]

Devon (Kill James Bond!) becomes an Odyssian convert as they and the lads journey to Odyssey for further adventures in vandalism, charge cards, and the impending return of the Devious Dutchman himself: Regis Blackgaard. Topics include New York solo shows, the proper way to cook a Chansey, and what it means to be the only pirate in a gang of roaming middle-schoolers.

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Kill James Bond! is a comedy film review/pop culture commentary podcast about the eponymous English spy, James Bond. November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon watch a different Bond movie every fortnight in an attempt to give 007 the socialist, feminist comeuppance he so richly deserves. Free episodes are released every fortnight on all major podcast platforms and bonus episodes are released for supporters on Patreon on the interstitial weeks.

Trashfuture is a podcast about business success and making yourself smarter with the continued psychic trauma of capitalism.

Well There’s Your Problem is a podcast about engineering disasters and systemic failures, from a leftist perspective, with jokes.

Ten Thousand Posts: A show about how everything is a form of posting, and how our lives are guided by the only dialectic that matters: good posts and bad posts.

Media Referenced in this Episode:

  • Adventures in Odyssey

  • #323: A Little Credit, Please

  • #324: Small Fires, Little Pools

  • #325: Angels Unaware

  • #326: Gathering Thunder

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Commercial: “Patrick Smother’s Plumber Brothers”

Comments (55)

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Angel Feet Adventures · May 10, 2026

Pirate c**ts forever!!! YAAARRG

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LogalogJack · April 11, 2026

I’ve listen to this episode maybe 10 times but I’ve listened to the intro closer to 20. It’s impeccable.

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Just a Fish · January 29, 2026

Wowow. Was not expecting a Black and Gold drop. I started at Purdue University (school colors being black and gold) shortly after that song came out. You couldn't move three feet in any direction without hearing it.

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Mister Joshua · November 19, 2025

You say it's a problem to be a pirate in Ohio, but have I got a story for you about a fella from Saskatchewan who used to be a farmer, and he made a living fine. He had a little stretch of land along the CP Line...

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Mister Joshua · November 19, 2025

Be warned Brian: The next time you do a one man play as an opening bit, I'm expecting it to run the length of most of the episode with only a 5 minute discussion after about the Treasure Hunt episode, where Eugene gets a bit Call of Dity lobby when given a water pistol.

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P.A.L. · November 14, 2025

And now I'm back at the point where I first started on this wild journey thanks to the presence of the always fantastic Devon. This is also the episode I first subjected the one Evangelical I know in real life to the madness and now she's hooked in too. This has been such a fun relisten over the last couple of weeks.

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NowhereMan661 · September 27, 2025

Brian has a really lovely singing voice.

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Kyle Reesman · November 20, 2024

So there are now books about Blackgaard, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B088GXWMMQ?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_ser_img_widg_pc_tkin

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J · September 15, 2024

I thought Pinky was an original WOAPW creation! I feel lied to

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Josh · May 5, 2024

So, thanks to you my roommate is deeply concerned for my mental health. She found me on the kitchen floor unable to breath from laughter. The really manic laughter where you lose all control. That was Brian's intro. And then, only an hour later she sees me with tears in my eyes. Because A.J. felt like making me feel heart-wrenching loss at the unrequitted love of a character he came up with for for a bit. The creativity and craft in delivery is off the charts, just sooo fucking good, I'm at a loss for words.

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Josh Brown · April 30, 2024

I am sure I'm speaking for everyone when I say: Bring Devon back for literally anything. I am not sure what games they're playing right now, but Devon and November as combined game guests, having all consumed, IDK, the Hearthstone Dalaran Heist solo adventure? Fallout: New Vegas? Alpha Protocol? Tales from the Borderlands? Something with a clear power structure where you can shoot a fascist.

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TalkGibberish · April 2, 2024

My head canon is that the pirate who joined the Bones of Wrath is Black beard, and hes trying to get his gold back from Jack.

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Noblese Oblahaj · March 29, 2024

Seeing how much influence Whit has in the town and how the mayor responds to him makes me think Whit would be a villain in a mid-tier Jack Reacher novel

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Noblese Oblahaj · March 29, 2024

This series has more lore than Warhammer 40k

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Mister Joshua · November 19, 2025

As someone who grew up with this and moved onto 40k in my teens, I agree entirely.

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TalkGibberish · March 21, 2024

Bernard went and "sidestep child labor laws" and then the kid immediately smashed an expensive window during operating hours, potentially harming people and customers of rathbone's store. He is right to be pissed. thats a serious liability that rathbone needs to cover for.

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Killercotton Shisno · March 20, 2024

I fucking love you all, this was incredible

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Nyeaustin · March 18, 2024

I think this is my favorite opening y'all have done <3

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By Tove! · March 18, 2024

Whit and Jason are definitely over in Palestine right now orchestrating war crimes? Has FOTF tackled this bit of ideology yet?

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By Tove! · March 18, 2024

That Carmina Burana joke was so bad, and I love it so so much

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Andrew T. Wilson · March 18, 2024

I had a rough week. I am now going to savor this episode like Riley with a 2017 Harlan Estate red.

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YOU · March 17, 2024

I am new to this entire situation and starting on this episode and I can't wait to go back and listen to more.

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Crispined Glover Potato Snacks · March 17, 2024

It'd be pretty neat to see a episode about the 1992 Senegalese film "Hyenas" by Djibril Diop Mambéty. They could get Brian Alford, certified appreciator of the source material; the play "The Visit" by Friedrich Dürrenmatt. Additionally they could get ML Kejera, certified Gambian back of for a local understanding.

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James Cézanne-Taipale · March 15, 2024

Somewhere an ad exec was just whispering “Youthquake” to himself.

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TalkGibberish · March 15, 2024

devon was a great guest, and i hope they come back once theyve finished binging the entire series to take brian's spot as the episode planner. Urghh, dave ramsey. Had to regularly listen to that in the car/at home. On one hand, i truly respect and am proud of my parents for their path out of debt and their hard work getting rid of their credit cards. on the other hand, fuck dave ramsey. Also, the scene where the rathbones are complaining about how people think "we arent as bad off as we think we are" is very funny to me. The "bad guys" plan seems to be to make the people of odyssey scared of crime and big city values.... In a show that has multiple episodes about how crime is getting worse and our values are being corrupted and how that should scare you.

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · March 15, 2024

They're creating a vibecession

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Allen · March 14, 2024

All-timer of an episode.

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Camoose · March 14, 2024

Have you guys ever covered McGee and Me? I hand forgotten that show existed until you mentioned it. I think I had and episode or two on VHS as a child.

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · March 14, 2024

we covered an episode on our live show! check out episode 85

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Codsternation · March 14, 2024

I’m curious what the fan space will be for AIO 1000, I live a day trip away from the recording space with a friend I can spend the night with and it’s incredibly tempting.

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Nick Gully · March 14, 2024

This was the most Firesign Theater opening ever. I loved it.

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madalyn · March 14, 2024

absolutely lost it at the intro...... brian I think I am In Love with you

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The Cube of Orbus · March 14, 2024

So is Odyssey set in the West Wing universe because 9/11 didn't happen there either.....

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Jordan Clark · March 13, 2024

Devon’s Rodney impression absolutely made my day! Y’all HAVE to get them on for more episodes! Was so glad to see them as the guest this week, love listening to them on Kill James Bond!

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Camoose · March 13, 2024

I'm pretty sure the kids show Cow and Chicken had a similar, but abriviated credit/charge card plot. One of them gets a charge card and after buying one thing the company is literally sending the devil to collect.

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Christopher S Martin · March 13, 2024

Top Tier intro. Chef's kiss, no notes. Perfect.

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IHateBrianAlflord · March 13, 2024

I attempted to off myself thrice during that intro

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Thea · March 13, 2024

Brian, I need you to know that I raised my pledge tier five minutes into your intro. ...but I am not yet through the intro...

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Dergon · March 13, 2024

manspeakingbravelyattownmeeting.jpg "I would fuck Brain Alfred!" *Bob Dylan impersonation starts* "I would like to rescind my prior statement!"

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Jordyn Clementi · March 13, 2024

So first, Brain, amazing pipes, five stars don't let the haters get you down, just because your play was boring and you're unfuckable. Second, I think Malanga! may be the greatest drop in the history of drops and I have no idea why. Maybe it's how it was used in the episode with Nate, but I have to sing along whenever I hear it.

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Förfäders spår · March 13, 2024

are the new listeners gone yet?

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howl's moving pictures by rush · March 13, 2024

Hi, I'm from the Center for Inscrutable Podcast Bits, and we've been watching you with great interest

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BarFly · March 13, 2024

Devon didn't mention their groundbreaking performance originating the role of John Taliban!

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Peter Paul Rubens' Muse · March 13, 2024

1:57:46 cmon the "topman" joke was right there

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Noah · March 13, 2024

Real John and Denny Morning Radio Show vibes this morning

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Noah · March 13, 2024

Non-Patreon members are missing OUT

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Wilko · March 13, 2024

I am in AWE of the "Oratorio - Carmina - Orff" bit. You, sir, have a beautiful mind.

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Peter Paul Rubens' Muse · March 13, 2024

what an invigorating thing to listen to right after waking up

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Ciara Rhiannon · March 13, 2024

omg small fires little pools came into the world the same day I did jfc

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · March 13, 2024

Blesséd alignment

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Camoose · March 13, 2024

I know you guys probably just copied the KJB description, but you might want to update November's name from Alice. Love you guys <3

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The Worst of All Possible Worlds · March 13, 2024

Fixed. Thank you

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Ciara Rhiannon · March 13, 2024

when Brian started 4:33 I audibly said "no fucking way"

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Thea · March 13, 2024

Absolutely unhinged. Just the way we like it

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No one said you have to live on Bob. · March 13, 2024

Damn Brian, way to vibrato!