Winner of the Weekly #44 caption contest

This week we had an image of a lifeguard character that Mortze modeled and rendered.  I don't currently have plans to write anything which uses her, but you never know what could happen in the future.  

There were some fun "Baywatch" references in the caption submissions, but I thought the most clever one came from a relatively new Patron, Yamino Shiku.

"I hope she knows mouth-to-penis..."    

Omedeto Shiku-san!  

(Yes, I totally assumed that you're Japanese from your name.  Hope that's not racist.)

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