January 21, 2026
Chap 06 Page 3
Wondering what the police report said? Well, here it is. Everything evolves, or devolves into complete bonkers and this is just the opening salvo of this particular incident.
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Veenomoose · January 25, 2026
I AM SHOCK!!
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Flynx · January 21, 2026
Legendarily fumbled into greatness.
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Sierra117 · January 21, 2026
He’s turned into a shonen protagonist all cause of Fumblesaki
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Amogi · January 21, 2026
Fumblesaki fumbled him so hard hes turing into an urban legend
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Wren · January 21, 2026
Some people go to the gym after a breakup. Trash Tanuki takes out the bad guys with a can, it happens.
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Dnisify · January 21, 2026
Bro was the star of his highschool baseball team xd
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NiftyxJrod · January 21, 2026
Jeez, dude was probably a pitcher or something before...an empty can?!