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January 19, 2026

Scientific Fact About Sleeping Naked VS Jen

And that's why Jen’s mouth is considered a hate crime by HR.

Anyway, I guess it's safe to say they don't ghost guns.

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Comments (15)

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David Butler · February 10, 2026

Can't they just get their underwear blessed by a priest and wear those to bed? Or an blessed undersheet? If a "ghost gun" (that isn't merely an illegal firearm) exists, surely the home-exorcist market would include that.

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Zanarthis · February 10, 2026

Not illegal in the US, as long as you made it and aren't trying to sell or trade it and it's not an automatic, sbr, other things that require an FFL or Tax Stamp. Most semi-automatics/bolt-actions are fair game. Scratching the serial *off* of an otherwise commercially sold and registered one *is* illegal though, and people/media tend to lump them into the same category.

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V-ger · February 9, 2026

Does that mean Jen HAS a ghost gun?

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Zanarthis · February 10, 2026

All an anti-ghost gun would be is a supersoaker full of holy water, honestly.

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Flynx · January 20, 2026

HER LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE... but I'm a lonely AuDHDer and don't got nobody. So maybe getting violated by a ghost would be alright...

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studionice2011 · January 20, 2026

That’s not even a weird thought anymore. There’s an entire genre built on exactly that premise.

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Sierra117 · January 19, 2026

Leave it to Jen to traumatize the whole office XD

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arty · January 19, 2026

always have that thang on the bed stand

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Giyari · January 19, 2026

I see Jen's haunted apartment move is going well then...

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MrMigology · January 19, 2026

And when you fire the gun, instead of bang! It's woo! Rapid fire would either be super scary or a party.

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Jessy En · January 19, 2026

The fact that they took that seriously enough 😅

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studionice2011 · January 19, 2026

After their recent visit to her new apartment… it tracks.

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Dnisify · January 19, 2026

What if I want the ghost to...😏

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studionice2011 · January 19, 2026

"Go on... this is a safe space" -HR Representative

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Maso_ · January 19, 2026

I don’t think there is a single person who is on the level of intellectual reasoning that Jen is on. She is truly a titan in her field.