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May 1, 2022

A simple Edison repair

You might have seen me mention that my Edison cylinder player failed while making the video featuring it. Today I had a go at fixing the problem.

At the very last moment I decided to turn on the camera and narrate the proceedings. Here’s the (very) simple video I shot.

https://youtu.be/P-yPwo6Hy6s

I feel it’s likely that this video would be insufficient for the general YouTube audience. I’m also tired with all the whining and complaining on YouTube at the moment so for the time-being this video will only be available here on Patreon.

I intend to start working on something else tomorrow. Take care, thanks for your invaluable support, welcome to all the new Patrons and I hope everyone has a great week.

Comments (84)

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Simon Pain · May 7, 2022

Did that note say that the CD can be played on a record player?? Have they actually engraved a song onto a CD that can be played by a record player or is that weird terminology?

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Techmoan · May 7, 2022

Yes it'll be a lathe cut disc.

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Peter Korsten · May 7, 2022

It just occurred to me that, had Sony built cylinder phonographs, they would have stormed the market with the CylinderMan, so that all the cool kids would have one on their way to the dance hall.

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Techmoan · May 7, 2022

I’m trying to picture the design of the player - I’m imagining something hung around the neck and carried in the middle of the chest with the CylinderMan logo prominently displayed…perhaps a yellow version too for sports.

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OzRetrocomp · May 7, 2022

"if you turn the volume up you can just hear thousands of engineers screaming. Let’s just use this wrong size screwdriver to cross thread this hundred year old bolt" I can't tell if that commenter was being funny or being serious, but I can't blame you for having a gutfull of the YT comments section, Mat.

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Timothy Kepple · May 6, 2022

I find the sound of these cylinders oddly soothing.

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Rik Kershaw-Moore · May 6, 2022

Hmm if I was being cynical I'd say that the tiny handle screws is a deliberate measure so that after it drops it on the floor you have to buy a whole new one!!

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Robert Currie · May 5, 2022

Sadly, there is a portion of the population with a distinctive cognitive style - who think minor details are more important than the big picture, who assume that if you don't mention something it means you don't know it - who have been given a megaphone by the comments sections of every web site. No one would voluntarily put up with this in a real-world conversation but online is a whole other matter.

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Grace Robbins · May 5, 2022

Agreed; some people think because they can type almost anything online that it gives them a license to be total jackasses.

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Jørn Birkeland Rosengren · May 5, 2022

So it doesn’t have quartz controlled speed 😁

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Nuts 'n' Proud · May 3, 2022

Thanks for the video Mat. I enjoyed it. Would it be OK to pass the unlisted video link on to my non Patreon friend? He collects cylinder players and said he really enjoyed the last public one.

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Techmoan · May 3, 2022

I’ll probably end up making a version of this one public at some point - I’ve made a slightly tighter edited version to use if that happens. So I’d prefer he hangs on until that one goes out because this version isn’t going public.

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Grace Robbins · May 3, 2022

As long as the work got the deed done, it's a good'n. No need for anyone to be critical of this or any video - at all. I take all of the videos at face-value, I enjoy them, and I appreciate all the eccentricities that come with them. Otherwise it's like trying to send a telegraph to Degas that his paintings suck.

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Stephen Eyles · May 3, 2022

About "whining and complaining on YouTube" - that's the same on Twitter, Facebook, etc. Just take no notice of it, do what you enjoy and don't try to please (anyone/everyone). As long as you're satisfied with what you're doing, we are, and to h*** with the rest... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, AND DON'T SAY "JACK THE WHOLE THING IN" AGAIN!!

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Michel van Deventer · May 3, 2022

I liked this video but I do have a comment on your use of using a flathead screwdriver on a philips screw, use the right tool for the job ! You can easily damage the flathead screwdriver (and the screw) using it on a philips screw :)

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Techmoan · May 3, 2022

I do get despondent at being told I'm 'doing it wrong' with increasing regularity - it's one of the things that makes me wonder if it's high time to jack the whole thing in. If I don't make any videos then I'm not inviting any judgement into my life.

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MrHammond · May 3, 2022

Hope the other bolts don't break also soon...

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Grace Robbins · May 3, 2022

Don't tempt the fates 😐

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Bruce Grembowski · May 3, 2022

Okay, I loved this video, even though I was yelling at you that you had that screw extractor the wrong way on your first go. I have the same set and have also used it successfully. Good luck sourcing a proper replacement bolt!

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Kevin Steele · May 3, 2022

Oops! I forgot to update my card! I was un-patroned for a bit! 😱 Your videos keep me entertained. Keep up the good work, Mat. 👍

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Rick Parsons · May 3, 2022

Here's more about threads than you ever wanted to know! That looks like about a 3/16" or 7/32" bolt so I willassume that. British Imperial threads had a 55 degree angle of cut and at that size a pitch of 24 to the inch for coarse or 32 for fine. American ones (even old ones like that) had a 60 degree cut and the same pitch so I suspect that you have managed to squeeze a British bolt into an American hole which will work so long as you don't over tighten it. The other one you tries was probably a metric 4mm with a 60 degree cut but a different diameter. The other common one about that size would be 3 or 4 BA (British Association) with a 47.5 degree cut. I am not sure what the pitch of those is.

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Techmoan · May 3, 2022

Thanks - I’m not too sure how to get what I need yet - but it’s still holding fine on the current one for the time being.

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George Schizas · May 3, 2022

That feeling when you (a) have the proper tool for the job and (b) it actually works! Fantastic!

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Chris Crowther · May 3, 2022

I'm guessing the bolts are probably British Standard Whitworth threads.

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Jimmy Lem · May 3, 2022

Screw the whiners!

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Chris Crowther · May 3, 2022

With a reverse thread.

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David E. Blankenship · May 3, 2022

I think that's the first time I saw a screw extractor actually work. I just kept breaking them when I tried to use them. Went through a whole set - good ones, too

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Brad Jones · May 2, 2022

The only track I know by Severed Heads is 'Dead Eyes Opened', which certainly appeals to my lifelong love of electro pop... https://youtu.be/Orr2ZqtijCQ

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Andrea Grey · May 2, 2022

"Spastic Crunch" is my jam :P

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Andrea Grey · May 2, 2022

Lovely! When you did get out the screw with the screw extractor, the success put a big smile on my face! Also: I was just today listening to Severed Heads ...!!!

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Andrew Shaw · May 2, 2022

I wonder if there is anything worthwhile gleaned from the Youtube comments section that outweighs having to interact with what I imagine can be likened to a river of sewage. HOPEFULLY I suppose. But taking a break is obviously needed from time to time. Wonderful you were able to fix that wonderful machine. As always... thanks for your creativity.

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evilution · May 2, 2022

That's the 1st time I have ever seen a screw extractor actually work that wasn't a video specifically about how a screw extractor works.

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Techmoan · May 2, 2022

I’m shocked when anything works nowadays - I doubt I’ll be able to repeat this success.

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Rob · May 2, 2022

Screw the comment section! We all love the content you put together and appreciate all the hard work that goes into this channel

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Mark Persad · May 2, 2022

I was really willing this to be repairable, so I'm delighted that you were able to get it working. Top work Mat and thanks as always for the terrific channel.

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Ian Stokes · May 2, 2022

I think that could do with a vacuum - another great catchphrase, but also another great video. I have a set of extractors somewhere also, just never used and great to see they can work!

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Michael Thwaite · May 2, 2022

I don't know, American engineering, 100 years and it just snaps Pfft!

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Dungeoneer · May 2, 2022

People seem to think just because they can voice their opinion practically everywhere, that said opinion actually matters. I've never understood the propensity to complain about stuff on the telly, never mind Youtube where someone is putting in hours or days of their own time often for not much recompense. If you don't enjoy it, turn it over or switch it off. Anyway, I enjoyed the video and think you are often a bit harsh on yourself and downplay how fun/interesting the video is. But, I am a patron so obviously, I like this stuff enough to pay!

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Techmoan · May 2, 2022

I’m just a bit under the weather this week and don’t have the resilience and fortitude necessary for the modern world…I’d rather just hang around in this oasis of normality for a while.

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Kate Cole · May 2, 2022

I believe Wera is pronounced like Vera, because german.

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Terry Shepherd · May 2, 2022

So technically you could say, you successfully screwed it up. 😀

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Funkmon · May 2, 2022

This is good Patreon shit mat

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Jeremy Travis · May 2, 2022

I was wondering if the thread was BSW or British Standard Whitworth. It was probably made out of high tensile steel and that would be why it snapped. You can buy replacements on Ebay and many other places including www.bolts.co.uk. You can get BSW bolts that are made out of none high tensile steel.

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Andy Robinson · May 2, 2022

I suspect it is too old for high tensile and tbh just wouldn't be required. A 6mm high tensile bolt can hold 1000 newton's per square mm, so can hold roughly 2.4 tonnes. That may be a tad over the top for this. If it's American it's more likely to be a standard UNC screw.

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Lubomir Nikolov · May 2, 2022

Wera are one of the best German tools/ screws companies. Congrats on having one of their sets.

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Max Krul · May 2, 2022

Haha amazing rollercoaster this episode was with the victorious bolt extractions and the second snap. Excellent stuff as always.

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Thomas & Robert Rhode · May 2, 2022

All your videos are at least truly very good. This one was great. You fixed something you wanted to fix. Getting a more perfect bolt is a worthy goal, too. Your liferaft-sized Victorinox Swiss Army knife always makes me chuckle.

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Jonas Otter · May 2, 2022

Ett vykort means "a postcard" in Swedish. There is a NSFW name having to do with pigs in Swedish for those screw extractors

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Ellis Garbutt · May 2, 2022

Excellent work Matt at least this repair job went better than the SACD video you did

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Keith Johnson · May 2, 2022

That had to be very rewarding. As far as the bolts go, I’d get a screw thread gauge and get the correct size from your local hardware store (ironmonger?). To remove screws, I use cheap torx bits. I drill a hole in the broken screw and pound the torx bit in, and remove it using a wrench. Seems brutal but it works unless the screw has been rusted in for 100 years.

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Chris Horry · May 2, 2022

Don't let the haters get you down, some people just have nothing better to do with their lives.

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Stephen Hamme · May 2, 2022

Found myself rooting for you! As for the Trolls... Did it fix it? Does it work now? I can understand wanting to use the correct part for originality... But we use what we have at hand. Kudos for getting the extractor to work! Marvelous video. Loved the "Floppy"!

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Andy Robinson · May 2, 2022

Back in the depths of time there were many different standards but it doesn't really matter. So long as you know the diameter and the pitch (how many threads per inch) you can either find the appropriate die for cutting the thread or if it is non standard use the screw cutting facility on the lathe to replicate it. It is a course thread so could well be UNC, which would be straight forward.

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Andy Robinson · May 2, 2022

Matt, as you were putting the first replacement screw in I thought to myself that is bent and will likely snap. I suspect bent or snapped screws in that location is a common issue as all the loading is on that one screw when you wind it up. It's likely the last guy in, noticed it was bent, swapped and threw it in the bottom as a sample. I have a small machine shop at home and could knock up a couple of new ones for you if you can get the old parts to me. I also think you have one of the springs the wrong way round. The large ends should both go to the centre allowing the frame to float.

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Peter Laws · May 2, 2022

*Is* there a difference between US and UK threads? I know Metric is a different thing entirely, but those were probably only available in France 120 years ago. :-)

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OzRetrocomp · May 2, 2022

That bolt only lasted 120 years? Bloody planned obsolescence. They don't make things that *last* anymore! (just doing my best public YT commenter impression)

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Techmoan · May 2, 2022

Just outside the warranty too - typical.

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Matt Gioia · May 1, 2022

Seeing you use the flathead driver on the Phillips bolt after talking about the screwdriver police was priceless.

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Bruce Grembowski · May 3, 2022

I frequently do that, especially on old, worn Phillips-head screws. If only everyone used Robertson heads, the world would be a better place.

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Peter Laws · May 1, 2022

Not all the way through, and understand that shipping and customs is a (recently created) pain in the threads, but http://www.victroladoctor.com/new-replacement-part-page/ It's just killing me to see you trying threads blind! I am not a machinist (sure, I follow one on Patreon, but ...) but you should be able to find the *correct* thread locally or at least in the UK.

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

and now you understand my reticence at publishing this on YouTube. I’m a bit worn out with being told that I’m doing everything wrong. But thanks for the link, I’ll use that to get the exact part number.

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Matt Tester · May 1, 2022

I'm intrigued by Stephen's note, I think I can see the other CD in the box and it looks like the Severed Heads album Donut, which has grooves cut in for a record player along with the data section for the CD. I don't believe you've made a video about something similar, would be nice to see it being played. I found an article from 2017 with a picture of the disc but that's all. Seems like a very expensive novelty!

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

I intend to take a proper look at it another day - I was a bit oily to play around with it today.

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Matthew Lawrenson · May 1, 2022

Tim Hunkin did a video about screw threads last week. https://youtu.be/yGdszxGiB1A It's actually quite complicated. Though you did a better job of screw extraction than Tim did.

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

I’ve been meaning to watch his most recent uploads.

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David Peaker · May 1, 2022

Well, I enjoyed that whatever the general YouTube audience might think. Regarding the thread, if it were a modern piece of American made equipment the thread would likely be UNC, but I don't know how old this standard is. From the size I would guess at 10-24 or 8-32. 10-24 is 4.8mm in diameter and has 24 threads per inch, 8-32 is 4.1mm in diameter and has 32 threads per inch. It might even be 1/4"-20 which is the standard camera tripod thread. I hope this helps.

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

Well it’s more than I started with. I’m hoping with all these collectors around that one of them will have a line to a custom made replacement - I feel it’s likely.

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Charles Gage · May 1, 2022

Great video. It occurred to me that I have seen machinists make bolts and cut threads on them using blank stock rods. I would think there is some fan out there who could manufacture an exact copy of that bolt using quality steel. Just an idea!

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

I expect someone has a supplier of these - these antique phonograph collectors seem to know a source for everything.

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Erik Granlund · May 1, 2022

I share your surprise that the screw remover actually worked. Going to add that to my list! I can't believe the chances that the replacement bolt would _also_ break. I will admit I found it very amusing :P

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

I had to laugh too - especially when it got jammed in the hole I’d just spent all that time clearing out.

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CBits Tech · May 1, 2022

Great video again. I think you can nominate someone as a comment moderator on YouTube now. Probably too much hassle for the benefit, just saying.

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

That would be a poisoned chalice.

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Brian Condron · May 1, 2022

Thanks Mat. I was in a museum last week in Norway that had Edison cylinders on display and I impressed my wife by knowing what they were and how they worked.

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

Cylinders are an odd one - there’s the collectors with the magazines and what have you who know everything about them and then everyone else who almost never get to see them. With most things pretty much everyone knows about them, but to a different degree from an expert, whether it’s classic cars or types of dinosaurs, but cylinders seem more binary, either you know about them or you don’t.

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Grace Robbins · May 1, 2022

Throughout the video I was sort of cheering you on, although of course you couldn't hear me. That was an epic (albeit simple) repair, because you actually had a bolt that worked. I am thrilled this machine is back up and running again. It's interesting and neat that another musical group is putting music on cylinders. I enjoyed this very much, Mat. Take care.

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Grace Robbins · May 1, 2022

Added Note: folks, don't send your packages to a rain spout in Standish, Wigan. 😅 https://ibb.co/3RsFRQF

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Mark Persad · May 1, 2022

Very interesting follow up to the first video. And, so delighted that there are more and more patreons to the channel. DELIGHTED!!

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

It's always nice to see new faces - as well as the same familiar ones.

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walt m · May 1, 2022

I read a lot of top comments and they always seem nice. I haven't even noticed one mean one. now I know that doesn't mean they don't exist, only that it seems like a majority are positive at least to casual viewing. all that to say, do you think you're hyper focusing only on the negative one? anywho, you are now required by me to have a wonderful day, and I will brook no argument! ✌️😎

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Gadgetman · May 1, 2022

Here’s an idea. Allow comments only on Patreon, but disable them on YouTube for all new videos going forward. If the negative/spam comments are getting to you that much, then I think it’s worth considering, at least on a trial basis.

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

The last time I turned comments off - I got dozens of emails about it - into my inbox - complaints, lots of hate. Turning comments off is the equivalent of throwing petrol on a fire to calm it down.

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Mark Fairlie · May 1, 2022

I know the whingers get you down Mat but try not to let them piss you off (I know it's easier said than done). Big respect from Tyneside, sir.

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Techmoan · May 1, 2022

It's everywhere right now. Someone somewhere does or says something positive and everything that follows it is negative. I have chosen positively to not to add to this right now. The only place where I don't see this is Patreon. That's why I'm only posting this on Patreon today.