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May 12, 2021

What the heck does this do?

This was the question posed by Taras here on Patreon. After looking/laughing at the shoddily translated advert and button labels I was sufficiently intrigued/amused to pick one up. Now we can all find out what a ‘Tore Sanchi’ slider adjusts.

https://youtu.be/-9-DxT_lf7M

The next proper video might be a few days later than usual, but hopefully this provides a brief distraction in the meantime. 

By the way I've decided to drop the 'Cheese Sandwich' indicator - I'd had enough of trying to explain the concept...but suffice it to say this video would have fallen into that category.. 

Enjoy the rest of your week. 

Comments (74)

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AmpSmashed · May 18, 2021

Yeah I can tell you what this is meant to be before I watch the video. They're trying to market these at startup streamers to add volume controls and sound effects into one cheap and nasty device. They're even starting to be bundled with capsule mics and boom arms.

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Adrian · May 18, 2021

Wow, I’ve never skipped through one of your videos but I just could t get through this. That thing just gave me a headache.

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Phil Collins · May 14, 2021

You could always ask Amazon to throw one in the recycling bin on your behalf, save all the shipping and disappointment.

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Techmoan · May 14, 2021

A ‘Bin it Now’ button.

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Chris Freemesser · May 14, 2021

I believe the proper British term for this particular device would be "a bit of tat"

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Stephen Bell · May 13, 2021

Great video for amusement and laughs, Mat, but that's one affiliate link I won't be clicking. You buy these things so we don't have to! :)

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Asaf Sagi · May 13, 2021

Also, assuming this is indeed for live online performances - wouldn't you want to NOT have the disembodied voice come in every time you apply or cancel an effect?

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Techmoan · May 13, 2021

Oh for that you can slide down the ‘effects’ slider to the bottom and then you just get the filter without the announcement…but remember to slide it back up when you want to say ‘muah’ followed by applause.

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Asaf Sagi · May 13, 2021

This video gives me Ashens vibes. And I mean that with praise.

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Bill Smartt · May 13, 2021

So glad you took us through the journey of the V8! Some things you just have to hear to believe, and this (and your reactions) were hilarious.

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toasterking · May 13, 2021

This one won lots of laughs from me. Your reactions and commentary on the (non)functionality of the device is what made this entertaining. This video qualifies as technology + comedy.

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Leigh Titman · May 13, 2021

Very entertaining to watch but yep as a product it’s very poorly executed

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Alan Lee · May 13, 2021

Glad I didn't watch this one while eating, like I usually do, otherwise I would have spat half the food out over the table! This piece of tat was treated with the oontempt it deserved.

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Mark Grigoleit · May 13, 2021

I have to admit that I am easily amused, and the Tone Sandhi slider had me in fits.

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Gareth R · May 13, 2021

A rather nicely slipped in Marvin reference. That must have taken a brain the size of a planet :-).

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Chris Crowther · May 13, 2021

That is some quality tat.

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Rejor · May 13, 2021

So I did some quick search and found the original Chinese model. Apparently the red “Mute” button was supposed to mean “vocal remove”, maybe if you’re playing a normal song through this thing and turn it on, it can (at least try to) remove the vocals so you can do some karaoke. And, the “Dodge” was supposed to mean “ducking” and the “Yell” was supposed to mean “Rap”. Lastly, the “Tape” knob is supposedly for controlling the volume of the recording.

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BastetFurry · May 13, 2021

The UK listing is already dead and the US one is selling the rest off it seems, 20$+10$ shipping to Germany. I am tempted. ^^' EDIT: 17,39€ on AliExpress with free shipping from Spain. Now i am really tempted. xD

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r_nepon · May 13, 2021

That was a great video,I had a good laugh. Thank you and lake care

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Jon Simons · May 13, 2021

All those silly voices made me laugh a stupid amount before going to bed last night. Thank you

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Nuts 'n' Proud · May 13, 2021

Thanks for the video.

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Jonas Otter · May 13, 2021

Thanks for giving us a good laugh 😆

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vinylisgroovy · May 13, 2021

You can do an entire Jerry Springer episode with that thing. I gotta admit though, I do like the Tone Sandhi effect.

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Techmoan · May 13, 2021

Yes the Tone Sandhi was surprisingly effective. A box that did just that, but with a longer more accurate slider wouldn’t be bad.

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Lilla Gubben · May 13, 2021

Thanks, Mat. You made me smile with this. Need more of that! I've been known to spend a dollar or two to satisfy such curiosity. You've saved me some money today. You are worth the price of Patreon! Now, send it over to Big Clive, and let him make an LED Christmas ornament out of it...

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Ken Giroux · May 13, 2021

I’m sad to see the cheese sandwich go. I didn’t really get the joke but my son and I always got excited when we saw the cheese sandwich icon on a video.

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OzRetrocomp · May 13, 2021

Maybe "wheat live" mode is designed for use with video that's a bit grainy.

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Per Hedetun · May 13, 2021

"Let's have a big hand, Ladies and Glutenmen, for our next performer OzRetrocomp here at the Chaff Factory! Durum roll, please..."

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GraphicsMonkey · May 13, 2021

This is the kinda gadget you get for your kid who is playing at making YouTube gamer videos or in Roblox and uses chat a lot. Usually (with my kids) they want something but don't ever actually use it, so would be ideal as it kinda does look reasonable at least.

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Buzzin · May 12, 2021

Ow god, just took a look on amazon and found this one: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Yissone-Multifunctional-External-Universal-Broadcast/dp/B08F53P3GT/ref=psdc_407798031_t2_B08NVZCB5W Looks similarly bad, but the labels on the back got me: Capacitor Whoar 1 and 2 :D

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Andy Ihnatko · May 12, 2021

I wonder if YouTube is going to copyright-match any of those audio effects. I'm sure they're too brief to matter but I have to believe that the team of skilled engineers who crafted this fine piece of professional audio gear just grabbed audio clips from whatever movie or music track they had handy.

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

I think I’m fine due to the brevity - the song is borderline…well it’s not, that’s a Madonna song (cue laughter, that abruptly stops).

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Andy Ihnatko · May 12, 2021

Oh, wow. This is _totally_ a version of the "Virtual Comedy" invention demonstrated on an episode of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" a long time ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Hp5kbPBJk

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Thomas & Robert Rhode · May 12, 2021

I didn't realize you had already had the same link posted. The word "cheap" was sarcastic because would have to be made from a potato to actually be cheaper.

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Thomas & Robert Rhode · May 12, 2021

Cheap knock-off: https://Amazon.com/Streaming-Multiple-Recording-Broadcast-Computer/dp/B08L3GLJ48/ref=sr_1_21?dchild=1&keywords=live+sound+card&qid=1620860890&sr=8-21

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

That's what I bought.

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Per Hedetun · May 12, 2021

Just realized the 'Mute' button, where the sound effects lady said "Turn on vocal cut", is likely a filter for the Mid-channel (in Mid-Side equalization) in order to mute the singing voice on a recording. Obviously a karaoke feature. If the dustmen haven't been around yet, you might just save this from the bin in order to test it out. 😃

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

Someone suggested this was the purpose of the button on youtube too. I'll assume both of you are right - but I'm finished with this now - I've got to get back to editing my original video in the morning..it's fallen well behind.

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Brad Jones · May 12, 2021

So basically, all the voice effects are either "Large Bathroom" or "Zack from Dropping Science"!

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

Ah yes - this should be how I do Zack's voice if he appears again. I didn't think of that. It was worth buying after all.

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Matt Gioia · May 12, 2021

It's as if they were copying someone's classwork speedily without being able to see the words clearly, and filled out all the buttons without stopping to figure out if they were spelled correctly or even made sense.

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Łukasz Nidecki · May 12, 2021

This looks like this: https://miro.medium.com/max/797/1*I5hyJZA83rIhlpPHhaX2Cg.jpeg

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Per Hedetun · May 12, 2021

Now you're just making a straw man argument.

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David Fulton · May 12, 2021

Suggestion: Since you are retiring the Cheese Sandwich sub category, how about making semi-regular shorties where you review cheap crap devices from China and elsewhere. You can call it "Mat buys Tat...so you don't have to"

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

That's a good tagline - I'm all in on the first half.

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Matt Tester · May 12, 2021

I think I'm ready to throw away my USB DAC and Stream Deck and get one of these. Madness, thanks for getting one and showing it. There's another strange one, item B08CKTBYZY, that has some different effects and has a remote control. I need a lie down.

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David Fulton · May 12, 2021

If it was cheap and had better functionality, it would probably make a neat toy for a kiddo.

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David Perek · May 12, 2021

Blind faith and machine translations are two concepts that should never be mixed.

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Per Hedetun · May 12, 2021

The 'Tone Sandhi' reveal had me rolling on the floor. 🤣 Although, even before that, I couldn't help but freeze framing the 'Use caveats and FAQs' at 3:40, which was both unnerving and hilarious: "1. New lithium-ion batteries will have the phenomenon of virtual and easy to lose electricity. Just start using, please charge more." 🤔😳🤯 Also, now I'm intrigued by the sneak preview of the video you were busy editing!

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

Oh I'm always working on a video - it'll be along as soon as I can get it all together.

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Martinus · May 12, 2021

This was such fun to watch.

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Dan Weiss · May 12, 2021

So this is a guess, and only a guess. If you are someone that plays the online games (streaming or not) you would hook this into your sound feed via the USB connectors so that you can do the audio equivalent of emojis and dance moves. Especially if English is not your first language. In that case having prerecorded commands in understandable English would be a great shortcut.

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

One more reason to live off the grid in a cabin in the woods.

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Sam Eyre · May 12, 2021

Please do some more like this. Looking at shite Chinese products is an absolute crease. Especially with some of the transations

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David Fulton · May 12, 2021

Mat buys the tat...so you don't have to! I fully endorse the idea! It has the same charm as in the action figure collecting community when folks collect knock-off figures like "Super Bat" or "King Spider"

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Adam Francis Smith · May 12, 2021

Honestly, I think this thing is fabulous. I wish I knew about it earlier. I'm a teacher who has been doing online lessons to kids and adults for over a year now, and just as they come to an end, I discover this. Kids would love the voice effects and little touches like the "laugh track".

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

If you do still plan to get something like this though if I were you I'd look for one a bit higher up the range - at least where the LEDs indicate something.

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John McCormick · May 12, 2021

This seems like something a child would enjoy playing around with for a while.

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Sam · May 12, 2021

That was hilarious, thank you! And also horrible to listen to the compressed voice. Made my ears hurt.

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Timothy Kepple · May 12, 2021

Just calling it 'Cheese' is probably broadly understandable. That board certainly looks pretty cheesy.

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Holger P Kleinert · May 12, 2021

I bet the facepalming would continue if you dare to open that thing and see what makes it tick. Sad for the components that could have been used for something that actually would make sense.

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

It'll just be a small circuit board that unfortunately would mean nothing to me. I like things that move (and fall apart).

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Ed · May 12, 2021

What a weird thing... but you made a very funny video out of it, so its not all bad.

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Big Car · May 12, 2021

I hope you don't get a content match for "Thief"!

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

Any ideas what that is?

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Serge Bellinose · May 12, 2021

Too bad it doesn't offer custom buttons, you could have added a "But anyway, that's it for the moment…" button!

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Retro Nick · May 12, 2021

When you started i thought oh i could do with it until your reviewed it. (I have just brought a usb sound card due to zoom video sharing audio problems with my internal card). Great video. By the way someone gave me some recordable 8 tracks tapes (memorex around 12 most have cases 90mins). If i decide not to keep them would you be interested (for free obviously) not sure if your player is a recorder, mine isnt. Im enjoying listening to what on them at the moment.

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

I've got a couple of blank tapes as my 8-Track is a recorder but I don't record on it. Hang on to them.

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Gavin Rea-Davies · May 12, 2021

I'd always wondered about that cheese sandwich. Go on, explain it one last time...

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

I think it's time to let it rest.

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Taras Young · May 12, 2021

Cor, that was a quick turnaround. Now we know... and it's even more bizarre than expected!

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Techmoan · May 12, 2021

It was a fun distraction from the editing, so thanks for the suggestion.

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Tony Hall · May 12, 2021

An overly complicated USB live recording 'mixer'. Does not have XLR so completely useless IMHO.

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Graham O'Mara · May 12, 2021

What does this do? It entertains you, and thus, us as well.