💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
October 25, 2019

The Glitchy Clock

https://youtu.be/PRvke9-fQEY

This is a simple video about the Gixie clock. It’s one of my ‘cheese sandwich’ videos. For those who don’t know - this is a definition I coined for simple videos that are exactly what they are and nothing more but are also perfectly adequate for the job.

Yes it’s a bit of a filler video. I needed to free up an additional day or two for a more complex project I want to start work on.  I think that may become the video after next, but anything could happen. 

UPDATE - I've decided to leave this one as a Patreon Exclusive. 
UPDATE2 - I’m going to try again: There’s a new version above. I really need the buffer of a few extra days on the next video, so if this one doesn’t go live there‘s going to be no video release for perhaps ten days and that would be bit of a kick in the wallet right now. So hopefully this re-edit will appease the (lack of) quality gods. 

Comments (56)

O
OzRetrocomp · November 3, 2019

The /r/shittykickstarters subreddit is sharing some Glixie Clock video love by the looks of things (can't post the link, because Patreon).

T
Techmoan · November 3, 2019

Hopefully they can redeem themselves a bit - a replacement ‘improved’ version is sitting in a box on the floor - I’ll get to it in a few days.

B
Bill Bates · October 29, 2019

Interesting approach for the clock. Too bad it's such a dud. I've gotten some of the nixie tube clocks and music visualizers you've demonstrated on your channel. I did want to share one company out of Russia that I've bought a nixie clock and two VFD clocks from. It's called Kamalabs: https://kama-labs.com/; they are also on eBay: https://www.ebay.com/str/nixielab I've bought their Sonya, Yulia, and Wifi Anuta clocks; the Anuta is my favorite. The clocks are decently priced and well engineered. I've had them for 2-3 years without issue. On their Sonya nixie clock, they provided sockets. So when a nixie tube burns out, it's very easy to replace. I highly recommend the company and products for anyone who loves nixie or VFD clocks!

T
Techmoan · October 29, 2019

That’s a company I didn’t know anything about - so thanks foe the information. I think I may have to get myself an Anuta too - love those animations.

D
Duane Barry · October 27, 2019

I could see how pushing production could cause this, the finished product should be great 👍

L
Lance Boudreaux · October 27, 2019

It's a shame the execution of this clock was so poor. I really like the idea and design of this and would get one for my living room if it wasn't garbage.

T
Techmoan · October 27, 2019

Well hold on a bit - they've been in touch and they're sending me a version that is supposed to be reengineered - so we'll see how that goes.

B
Brian Condron · October 27, 2019

I assume you spent most of the morning running around your house and turning all clocks back by an hour, whilst cursing your interests.

T
Techmoan · October 27, 2019

I’ve only managed to find four so far that didn’t auto-update. Ahh hold on, forgot about my collection of odd watches...curses.

K
Keith Johnson · October 26, 2019

I had one of these, but the front fell off.

O
OzRetrocomp · October 26, 2019

This product should be named the Poxie Clock. Thanks for taking one for the team, Mat.

D
David Mills · October 26, 2019

Definitely release the video. Your edits fixed the product name slip-up, and it’s comical how the product increasingly fails during the course of the review. A valuable cautionary tale.

D
David Perek · October 26, 2019

My usual envy of TechMoan's collection has devolved to pity for this video.

C
Chris “Smitty”Smith · October 26, 2019

Yep, quite the cheesy product.

D
Duane Barry · October 26, 2019

Matt have you ever been zapped by the mains using one of those plugs.

T
Techmoan · October 26, 2019

No I’ve never had that problem - I’m more concerned about them self combusting..and I wouldn’t smell the burning.

G
Graham O'Mara · October 26, 2019

I might be an odd chap, but I quite enjoyed how bad this device was.

R
Roger Beal · October 25, 2019

As seen on the famous auction site: This appears to be the same clock, shipping from Australia. I looked at the seller's feedback and found no mention of this clock, so I'm guessing that this seller has just begun to sell it: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Retro-Nixie-Tube-Inspired-GIXIE-CLOCK-Electronic-6-Digit-5V-USB-Pre-Assembled/264505758944?hash=item3d95c594e0:g:2tkAAOSwCDxdrTQw .... In case my link does not work, the eBay item number is 264505758944.

T
Techmoan · October 26, 2019

Well I hope for their sake they fixed the issues I had - if it worked perfectly it’d be fine.

R
Roger Beal · October 25, 2019

On the bright side, this device can serve as a fine random number generator!

S
Sterling Treadwell · October 25, 2019

if this video gets a lot of hits, you should sign the box and put it up for a charity auction :D maybe do some good out of this rubbish.

G
Gordo · October 25, 2019

Matt, these look like the LED chips used in Neopixel rings - evidenced by the fact that there are only 3 connections to each "tube". The parts are standard, if you can't get replacement tubes, I can replace any dead LEDs for you if you send them to me. I don't need the clock part as I can test them using an Arduino board..

T
Techmoan · October 25, 2019

Thanks for your very kind offer. On this occasion I think I’ll leave it as it is. I only bought it to show it in a video, so it’s served its purpose now. It would have probably ended up sitting in a box or on a shelf anyway.

J
Jamie Cruickshank · October 25, 2019

Those LED are probably WS2812B. They pass through the data from one LED to the other. I have a product I launched with those in it and some Chinese vendors are absolute rubbish and they fail exactly like you have here. My guess is the LED for the 1 Character is failed and if you replaced it the rest would light up. This is a great video, I think it would be worth it for everyone to see, I like this clock and may have bought it before this video, however seeing the construction I know not to spend my money.

T
Techmoan · October 26, 2019

That makes me wonder if it’s possible to de-solder a 9 and swap it for a one. If I get a few minutes spare I may take a look.

D
David Peaker · October 25, 2019

I've only watched the re-edited version so I can't comment on the original, but I think this is a perfect cheese sandwich video and you should make it available to everyone.

T
Techmoan · October 26, 2019

Thanks David - I will do. There’s a couple of tiny nips and tucks - the main difference is the card at the beginning explaining what to expect.

P
Peter Laws · October 25, 2019

Mmm. Cheese. And a cheesy product. I think it probably goes without saying that they need a better assembly process. The product at least *looked* nice, IMHO, even if I'm not a big Nixie fan.

T
Techmoan · October 26, 2019

With a bit more work it would be OK - perhaps all these things are already fixed. The pogo-pin connection is always going to be a bit of a weak point though.

L
Laurent · October 25, 2019

I feel sorry for you, but man I had a good laugh, especially at 10:23. I don't want you to put your house on fire, but what will happen when you plugin that provided USB power adapter? Will they light up once for good? ;-)

T
Techmoan · October 25, 2019

That was one of the lightest USB chargers I’ve ever held - I don’t know what the decent ones have inside them - but whatever it is, it’s definitely missing from this one.

J
Jurassic Jacob · October 25, 2019

I like the cheese sandwich logo at the beginning.

W
Walter Dworak · October 25, 2019

Kinda seems like if the just used a "normal" socket and pins type method of connecting the tubes instead of trying to be clever with the magnets and pogo pins most of the issues would not have existed.

M
Mark DeRoller · October 25, 2019

Yes. Just have it plug in like the old vacuum tubes.

M
Mark Grigoleit · October 25, 2019

This was hilarious in its own way. Kind of like watching Inspector Clouseau trying to check into a Swiss hotel. My tip: keep this one hidden away, and then use ones like this as a Worst Of episode, to show off products that spared every expense. At least there'd be a theme across them. Nothing is wasted.

M
Mark Grigoleit · October 25, 2019

Just to clarify, the video was great, the product was pants. I meant that the Glitchy Clokk [sic] was the buffoon in this piece, not you. I do understand your frustration with it, though. All the better for a blooper reel, I think.

P
Peter Rogers · October 25, 2019

While product is not good, the VIDEO IS GOOD! I think you should release it. If nothing more than to warn others of this poor product.

R
Raymond Nichols · October 25, 2019

I agree. This is a great video. I loved at the end where it just falls apart. But I also love when Mat takes apart one of the tubes and we get to see it all. Plus the tubes are kind of a neat idea if better implemented. I also think the video should be available to all for the glorious chaos of what happens when you tap a tube.

J
Jonathan Marks · October 25, 2019

reasonable design, very poorly executed.

P
Per Hedetun · October 25, 2019

For these enjoyable short videos, would you make a new intro with an actual cheese sandwich spinning on the reel-to-reel deck? Or would that be too .. cheesy? 🤔

R
Roland Bogush · October 25, 2019

Ha ha ha - welcome to the Wonderful World of Gixie! Your experience is exactly the same as mine. Wobbly glass covers, detaching magnets, not all tubes working in all positions and, of course, a failing tube. If you try all the tubes in all the positions, you may get a full working set. They did eventually send me a replacement tube free of charge so I do now have 6 working tubes. I made a cardboard 'shroud' so it is at least reasonably clearly visible in daylight. It keeps time well enough and my advice would be, once you get it all working, DON'T TOUCH IT!! PS On their YouTube channel, they do say that there is a 1 sec delay between setting the time and the clock starting and that turns out to be correct, so you can get the time set exactly if you can be bothered. Thanks for the name checks - I only wish I could have drawn your attention to something that actually works!

T
Techmoan · October 25, 2019

Well it could have been good - you don’t know until you try.

J
Jac Goudsmit · October 25, 2019

Reminds me of a funny text I once had on my bulletin board (the cork and pushpin kind, not the electronic kind). Something like this:... "I found this typewlitel by the galbage and I picked it up and I think I'm going to use it. Thele's nothing wlong with it except the lettel L is missing but I'll just substitute L and you'll still be able to lead ip. Whoops, now phe lepper P is bloken bup I guess I can jusp pype P inspeaf. Oh feal. Phe F jusp flew oup so now I'll have po subpipupe ip by an F." It went on like that for a bit until half of the letters went missing. Very funny.

T
Techmoan · October 25, 2019

That’s exactly how it felt too - very apt.

P
Phil Collins · October 25, 2019

Nothing wrong with a cheese sandwich as long as the ingredients are good. Unfortunately in this case the bread was stale and the cheese all green and furry. But you tried (possibly harder than the manufacturer)

B
Big Car · October 25, 2019

Not sure if you're having a bad day, but you didn't really seem invested in this video, even before the clock decided to die on you. I know how it is, but one thing I like about your videos is how you transfer your excitement about a product across to the audience. Of course the reverse is true, and I felt you transferred your disinterest in the product across to us from the start. I'm happy to watch almost any video you make about stuff even I'm not immediately interested about (e.g. the blood sugar monitor device which I don't need, but provided a fascinating insight into how tech can help people who need blood sugar monitoring), but try to make videos on things you're passionate about.

T
Techmoan · October 25, 2019

Yep - it's been in a box since July for a reason. I was just planning on putting this out as a simple video, but given how it's gone - I'll just dump it.

J
John Hiesey · October 25, 2019

I noticed that you called it a “Glixie” clock, but the indiegogo page calls it a “Gixie” clock. Is that a pun on glitchy like the YouTube title?

T
Techmoan · October 25, 2019

I honestly thought it was a Glixie clock all this time - looks like I may have to dump the video.

E
Eric Jacob · October 25, 2019

I like how you add a sandwich in the intro. That's kinda cute to me. About the dodgy LED "tube", I'm surprised that they use just a normal 5V NeoPixel in the tube. Maybe the issue is not the contact below, but in the PCB path on the board. Since one LED is working (which, to me, indicates that the data path is broken or something like that. Because this kind of LEDs chain the signal path from LED to another one). Replace a LEDs pad should fix the problem.

G
Gareth R · October 25, 2019

That’s a classic piece of Shenzhen landfill. Cheese sandwich would have been more use.

T
Techmoan · October 26, 2019

and biodegradable.

J
Justin Sevakis · October 25, 2019

I enjoyed the cheese sandwich icon in the intro. But boy, if ever there was a cautionary tale about Indie GoGo... 😬

S
Stephen Bell · October 25, 2019

That's one cheese sandwich I shall not be eating. Thanks, Mat. :)

J
Joseph Zadeh · October 25, 2019

I think you would've enjoyed that clock more if you left it in the box! I've never seen so many QC fails in a single product before.

J
JOK · October 25, 2019

Have a nice weekend Mr. Techmoan, will watch that video soon.