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June 27, 2025

Watch out for spam nonsense in the comments

I get an email every time someone posts a comment on Patreon.

I've just had dozens showing that a new Patreon user who called himself Techmoan CREATOR has replied to Patreon comments suggesting there's a giveaway and people should use Telegram to claim it.


I'm sure everyone here knows that I don't do giveaways and I don't use Telegram.

I've blocked the user but I think the comments remain. I'm going to try and delete them all, but it'll take me a few minutes.

Isn't spam great.

Comments (44)

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Greg Onizuka · July 2, 2025

If we trust these scammers, every people with at least a beginning of popularity is giving away all they have (no offense on Matt here, he’s got a popularity that I can only dream of). Seriously, it’s the unwanted son of the mail « I’m a Saudi Arabia prince, my money for hundreds of millions is stuck in the bank, but if you just give 5000 dollars, I will give you half of these millions. » These scammers are really slowly evolving. The bright side of this is that normal people seems to evolve faster than these. One point for humanity. And Telegram, come on, you didn’t find something less awkward to try robbing people?

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Frank Goossens · June 29, 2025

It's been a bit of a plague the last couple of years on the socials. Thanks for the warning, that Patreon has been deemed worthy of the attention of such criminals.

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Andrew Torrance · June 28, 2025

Don't worry, Mat. I know you're far too cheap to do giveaways.

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neongrey · June 27, 2025

Yeesh. I knew they were thick on YouTube, but hearing they're doing it here on patreon now too is a surprise.

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The 8-Bit Guy · June 27, 2025

I have dealt with this time and time again on my own channel. It's annoying. And to make matters worse I just discovered today that I apparently have a prospering channel on Tik Tok..... even though I never created an account there.

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David Rifkin · June 27, 2025

It's a badge of honor, they don't spam nobodies.

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Andy Ihnatko · June 27, 2025

Zaphod Beeblebrox, while the group is sustaining a decimating amount of heavy fire and annihilation appears imminent: "This is great! We really must be ON to something if they're trying to kill us!"

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Illrigger · June 27, 2025

It just means you have really hit the big time, Mat! Spammers are willing to give you money to post here! :P

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springbay · June 27, 2025

What a n00b scammer, we all know Matt does the giveaways via telegraph

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Brad Jones · June 27, 2025

Well the notification I've just had was for Techmoan CREATOR (still in capitals and serif text) but not Teachmoan, so maybe they've noticed (if it IS a person) and corrected the name. I'm assuming we won't see their name on the credits any time soon!

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Grace Robbins · June 27, 2025

The one I got was from 'Techmoan CREATOR' as well.

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Tunix · June 27, 2025

I hope karma makes that bloke step on a Lego barefoot one day.

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Antony · June 27, 2025

A telegram - I could possibly believe. The Telegram, alarm bells.

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adorfer · June 27, 2025

Flippin Egg! Fresh Spam? Matt has not done a kitchen gadget review for ages!

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MrHammond · June 27, 2025

Eggs, bacon and spam and spam and spam, bacon, spam and eggs and spam, spam with spam and spam...

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Brad Jones · June 27, 2025

I prefer Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam.

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C.J. Malm · June 27, 2025

I feel like a creator teaching me to moan should be on the OTHER paid content site. 🙂

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Brad Jones · June 27, 2025

"SolelyCoolingDevices".

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Skyleader278 · June 27, 2025

Great bro please comeback with cassette deck reviews or do a budget dac review!!

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Ross Flynn · June 27, 2025

Can’t beat a spam fritter.

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Gadgetman · June 27, 2025

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Tech Moan please stand up? I repeat, will the real Tech Moan please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here… Y’all act like you never seen a VCR clean Like it’s obscene, rewindin’ tapes on a screen Just flippin’ the lid and flippin’ your bean, ‘Cause Tech Moan’s back with a Betamax machine! He’s got MiniDiscs, old-school tricks, Walkmans click while the boom box kicks And no, he don’t cuss or act too wild, But he will rant hard about DAB and file… Sometimes he reviews gear that no one’s touched, And if you ask why, he’ll say, “I like this stuff much.” It’s retro, obscure, but oddly sublime— And if it goes click or whirr, it’s Tech Moan time. (Chorus) I’m Tech Moan, yes I’m the real Moan All you other Tech Moans just leave that throne So won’t the real Tech Moan please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up? (‘Cause he’s got a head cleaner and a camcorder cup!)

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Gadgetman · June 27, 2025

He reviews gear from a time long gone, Like a laserdisc player with a tray that’s so wrong. Found it in a skip? Nah, it came from Japan, And it boots with a beep like a ’90s LAN. Got tapes in drawers, and drawers with tapes, And a whole playlist just on weird audio shapes. “Here’s a speaker shaped like a telephone pole… It sounds like a bee in a biscuit bowl.” Don’t try this at home, he’s got soldering guns, With labels in fonts that scream just for fun. “Look, it says SONI — with an I,” “It’s not fake… it’s just… very shy.” The puppet appears when the facts get dense, Explaining the difference ‘tween ohms and amps. He’s British, precise, and calmly bizarre— The man made a mixtape for a cassette in a car. (Chorus) I’m Tech Moan, yes I’m the real Moan All you other Tech Moans just leave that throne So won’t the real Tech Moan please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up? (With a DAT deck and a DCC, what!)

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CBits Tech · June 27, 2025

I am grateful that we're all mature enough not to comment with terrible puns about spam and other foodstuffs. Mat's already in a pickle dealing with the spam and saving our bacon from scammers.

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Gadgetonomy · June 27, 2025

Do they do a SPAM flavoured noodle pot though?

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Raul Ramos · June 27, 2025

It's done the rounds. I have seen a couple of videos where the channel owner has addressed it, showing the comments, the differences in user names and all that. Not the finest hour of YouTube but tell me you expected better from YouTube

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Grace Robbins · June 27, 2025

This wasn't YouTube, it was here on Patreon. 😡 https://ibb.co/bMg4bjwj

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Procrastination · June 27, 2025

For some reason Google’s sophisticated AI hasn’t reached their youtube comment spam filtering algorithm yet. Linus Tech Tips has made a video a couple years back with a potential solition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo_uoFI1WXM. Some chap has made an app that does a much better job of detecting and deleting spam than youtube. https://github.com/ThioJoe/YT-Spammer-Purge?tab=readme-ov-file.

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Gadgetman · June 27, 2025

ChatGPT’s AI models are much better than Google Gemini’s!

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William Schroeder · June 27, 2025

It wasn't spam! The guy sent me a NOS Pioneer SX-1980 Receiver, a pair of JBL100 speakers, and a partridge in a pear tree!

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Erik · June 27, 2025

You have tought me a lot teachman

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Dave Curran · June 27, 2025

Well, I suppose it would be one way to get rid of your surfeit of projector screens. Collection only. Finally, the winner would have a use for the ski hatch in the back seat of their car.

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Adam Wishneusky · June 27, 2025

We used to eat spam on camping trips. I loved it then but dunno if the nostalgia would carry it if I tried it now 😜

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JRSC01 · June 27, 2025

Spam = Scam. YouTube don't seem to be proactive in preventing this, Instead only 'thanking' you for reporting it, but still sitting back and allowing spammers etc to create accounts and allowing the bots and sexbots to comment freely on various channels... As for the, obviously fake, ads and channels on it. I have reported tons of them and yet still they show. 😒

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Philip King · June 27, 2025

Aww, I was looking forward to my free wingsuit...

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Kris Luedke · June 27, 2025

I think the real question is, why teachmoan when techmaon is clearly the better choice of a spam name? 🤔

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Phil Sheldon · June 27, 2025

Do people still send telegrams??!! 🙊

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Andrew Carey · June 27, 2025

Does that mean I have to send the free toaster back?

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Tunix · June 27, 2025

No refunds!

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Twizy Forum · June 27, 2025

Spam, bacon and eggs ;-) ... and sausages !

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Grace Robbins · June 27, 2025

Yes, I am reporting them, for what it's worth. Flippin' idiots.

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Cybernaut · June 27, 2025

It would be a better use of their AI services to stop spam posts on Youtube. Should easily be possible.

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James(UK) · June 27, 2025

Thanks for the heads-up. Regards

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Richard N · June 27, 2025

It’s endless on YouTube and Facebook…I can’t believe some people would even fall for it tbh 😉

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Patrick B. · June 27, 2025

What a great way to spend your Friday afternoon! 🙄