The Giant One-Eyed Snake
They calm down if you stroke them.
(For the Random Encounters sub-section of the Adventures chapter, so I can just add a bunch of stat blocks without needing to write an adventure for every single monster.)
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...But can I adopt it?
Does the eye spit out acid? Also, given the description of the snake would it have more than one dick or tentacles? And fucked will the farm girl get?
They spit a lot of venom though 😁
“I’m here to FUCK, not to fight.”
200iq play from Farmer Thicc there. Either way you deal with the snake. 🤓
Giant One-Eyed Snake!
Assorted stat blocks are always useful. My playgroup had to quit a system because it didn't have many stat blocks for the gm to use and it made him sick with stress.
Win win. Either the sanke is fat and happy or the adventurers kill the snake.
Needs a smaller version that lives in cities and nests in trousers..
Hope it accepts the offer. She is to cute to be eaten.
She should say, ".what dat tongue do?"..lol
It doesn't look like it means any harm. -Famous last words
Gonna need a demonstration
Aw fuck. Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
Dat a big snake
VORE???!?
Why enemy when friend shape?
Lol if only the old Dad jokes were true. The one eyed snake!!!
So if I am not mistaken, Mundainian monsters have two flavors: - Grimm Brothers accurate depictions; - literal sexual innuendos.
i love her outfit 🥰
I'm rather keen on the contents :)
...You got me.
Then the frustrated adventurers get there and realize its literal and not a euphemism
Solid plan, either the adventurers get rid of it, or its sated for a while longer for the next group of bozos to come to town
Can't deny, it is a very good strategy for the farmer to convince the Snake
I expected something different from that name. I may in fact be either corrupted, simple or a combo of both. 😬
You too?
Whats with the sticks in the hay?
Probably to keep the piles stable