Chuck the Birdhouse!!

Yeah great advice for students: Never study, and refuse to take any tests. I think at some point the alcohol takes over the common sense part of the brain, and "Advices" turns into more like: "retard babble". I'm sure this advice would go over like a TURD in a punchbowl! "Yeah, *HIC* pay your tuition, go to class, *HIC* and if they tell you to take any tests, *HIC* tell em to SUCK my COCK! *HIC*! Nuther great ADVICES on the BitHead four thousand Sh *HIC* show!, Godddammit! I mean Godammit! *HIC*!"

Start with 2 grams.. You can grind them up and measure them with measuring spoons. .5 tsp would be around 2.5 grams.

The book is "Alive", by Piers Paul Reid

Now i want crystal meth!

Now i want some crystal meth!

Being a college professor is GREAT! Ray from Ghostbusters nailed it...

I think of stocks like this... You buy mutual funds early, and contribute a little to them every paycheck... preferably through a 401k. If you have more money to invest, buy things you don't think you could live without... just keep buying it, even when it goes down, if the company isn't going anywhere, buy its dip... if its a good company, it will always come back. It's true, never bet against the US economy... better yet, if the US economy fails, nobody wins, and money is worthless anyway... so the only sure way to lose is to not play.

I graduated from the Ron Popeil school of investing. Set it and forget it. If I do it any other way I looooooose my arse.

Just as i start some dishes patreon notification...new bithead is clutch

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