Psycho Girlfriend!!

I love those decorations you have hanging around. ;)

Great show as always go from nearly crying to laughing my head off, in reference to the recent PC engine show on YouTube never talk about video games fuck em!

So my brother in law works at a prison. He's always full of stories. The one he told I remembered from your question about things to fuck other than your hand... and boy do inmates have that one sorted out. So... there is a thing called a "FiFi" people make in prison. Basically you get a prison issue towel, a plastic glove and whatever lube you choose to use (and man will they use anything as lube). Anyway, they roll up a towel, stuff the glove in the center, insert lube... and fuck the glove where the hand is supposed to go. He's even seen "His and His" FiFi's where they will put a glove at both ends and two guys bang the same FiFi. One time walking the halls, my brother-in-law saw two guys banging the same FiFi... the inmates all know his name... and while banging this towel... the inmate said "It's cool Bonner, it's cool" like "Let us do our thing, nobody's getting hurt and we aren't breaking any rules". My wife of course was mortified by the story because he told it with my mother-in-law in the room... so every time I try to push the boundaries with her I whisper in her ear "It's cool Bonner, It's cool"... which really creeps her out... and that's my joys in life, to really creep her out.

Awesome! Thanks, BitHead! I never would’ve thought to use another piece of wood as a guide for the pilot bit! I realize I could watch a bunch of YouTube videos on how to do this shit, but none would be nearly as fun or entertaining. It's very inspirational to see that these things are attainable even for a shlub like me! And for the guy asking about how to get good at shooters; BitHead knows what's up! Here’s the vid to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mje1q66Zazo Shmup Junkie is the MAN!!!

I thought of a daddoo, I'm 43 and work in a warehouse like you, I should get a forklift on my bicep haha

I love the advices program. It is nice to see Jesse laugh and being happy even though he has to get shitfaced to do it lol

Jesse that was an awesome video. Thank you

When we went to the DR they gave us 2 bottles of brugal every day when they cleaned the room. I never drank it lol I’d put the bottles in my suitcase and they’d replace them the next day

He should ask her very specific questions about what she sees in the future, only for her predictions to turn out to be wrong, in order to make her doubt her psychic powers. So you've seen our children, eh? What gender will they be, and in what order? What colour will their hair be? How heavy will they be at birth? How many thrusts until I blow my load in your eyes? How long will your eyes be red afterward?

If he keeps having sexy time with that woman, a child is in his future. Very near future!

What female isn’t.