Silent Bomber PS1!!

Hey CUNT your mom is so stupid she trips over a cordless phone! She is so fat, when I was fucking her the other night after I cummed, I was laying on top of her, I rolled over, and I was STILL on top of her! Play REALM on Super Nintendo little bitch!

Hey turd muncher, you've said in the past that you and your buddy Rex used to have sleep overs at his house and between the both of you, you could beat Contra with only three lifes. So I want you to play Contra and see how well you can do now that you need prostate exams. For bonus points you can play some Tennis games.

I don't know how you fucked up being tall and german, but somehow you managed it. You're like a Volkswagen that only runs on self-pity. You're the human version of sauerkraut. Now the boss says play some PS1 games! Start with "Apocalypse", then play some "Omega Boost" - make sure to watch the kick-ass intro and use the camera lock on shoulder button for the mech boss

Play some PIT FIGHTER on the SNES (the worst version) and prepare to commit Seppuku after to end the misery.

Hey you rusty carrot face fuck! I don’t know how a balding man can smell so much like oestrogen as you do but here you are! Now change your tampon and play some Metal Slug already! Any of them will do!

Have you heard of "Chronicles of the Wolf"? It came out a month or two ago. It's a Metroidvania that is heavily inspired by old-school Castlevania. I really enjoyed it.

I’m requesting you to play Warhawk ps1. One of the greatest games on the system.

Too right Silent Bomber is on there haha! 533 PS1 games including all the best ones and best obscurities and Japanese games...and ALL the shmups of course...I made sure of that...... Silent Bomber does look good, I need to play some more of that one!